»  George R. Sims' "In the Workhouse:  Christmas Day"

 

In the Workhouse:  Christmas Day

by George R. Sims, 1847-1922

 

•  Background

George R. Sims (1847-1922) was a creative and prolific writer, whose output included plays, musicals, poetry, and social commentary. The 1911 Encyclopædia Britannica lists him as "English journalist and dramatic author." He belongs to that sad legion of persons who were appreciated and famous in their own time, but utterly forgotten soon afterwards because of changes in public taste. His melodramatic plays made Victorian audiences weep; but if one of them were to be staged nowadays, we would just smile condescendingly at it. At the time Michael Turner compiled his book Parlour Poetry in 1967, Sims was not even listed in "the multitudinous pages of the Dictionary of National Biography" (reports Turner, from whose book I took the following text). While we smile our condescension, though, let's remember that writers like Sims did a great deal to open the eyes of the Victorian and Edwardian middle and upper classes to real suffering and injustice, and helped to create the much more comfortable world we live in today, with a completely different set of problems …

To English people born before about 1930, the word "Workhouse" carried terrific emotional power. Until the Welfare State came up in the mid-20th century, the Workhouse was the only recourse available to English people too poor or incapable to support themselves. Run by the local parish, and financed by the "rates" (that is, local property and business taxes), they were wretched places where the barest minimum of warmth, nourishment, and clothing were provided to the poor and helpless. To people of my parents' and grandparents' generations, to "end up in the Workhouse" (the word was actually pronounced "wuck-uss" by my Staffordshire relatives) was the saddest, direst fate imaginable.

When I was a child, my mother was working as a nurse at St. Edmund's hospital in our home town, Northampton. I went to visit her there one day, and she took me to see some construction work that was under way in a wing of the hospital. An older part was being demolished, and we walked through some of the remaining rooms — bleak and empty they were, with worn floorboards, laths showing through holes in the plaster, and everything painted a dreary institutional brown. This, she told me, used to be the workhouse for St. Edmund's Parish. It might have been in use only twenty years previously. I can still recall the awful chill of that place.

Sims' poem was widely known in its time, and used as a piece for memorization and recitation. This naturally led to a great many parodies. The music hall (i.e. vaudeville) comedian Max Miller used to do one that went like this, in my father's rendering:

It was Christmas Day in the harem,
    The eunuchs were all standing round,
With dozens of naked women
    All scattered on the ground;
When in came the mighty Sultan
    To gaze at his marble halls.
He said: "What do you want for Christmas?"
    And the eunuchs all shouted:
"TIDINGS OF COMFORT AND JOY …"

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•  Text of the poem

    
It is Christmas Day in the Workhouse,
    And the cold bare walls are bright
With garlands of green and holly,
    And the place is a pleasant sight:
For with clean-washed hands and faces,
    In a long and hungry line
The paupers sit at the tables
    For this is the hour they dine.

And the guardians and their ladies,
    Although the wind is east,
Have come in their furs and wrappers,
    To watch their charges feast;
To smile and be condescending,
    Put pudding on pauper plates.
To be hosts at the workhouse banquet
    They've paid for — with the rates.

Oh, the paupers are meek and lowly
    With their "Thank'ee kindly, mum's!'"
So long as they fill their stomachs,
    What matter it whence it comes!
But one of the old men mutters,
    And pushes his plate aside:
"Great God!" he cries, "but it chokes me!
    For this is the day she died!"

The guardians gazed in horror,
    The master's face went white;
"Did a pauper refuse the pudding?"
    Could their ears believe aright?
Then the ladies clutched their husbands,
    Thinking the man would die,
Struck by a bolt, or something,
    By the outraged One on high.

But the pauper sat for a moment,
    Then rose 'mid a silence grim,
For the others had ceased to chatter
    And trembled in every limb.
He looked at the guardians' ladies,
    Then, eyeing their lords, he said,
"I eat not the food of villains
    Whose hands are foul and red:

"Whose victims cry for vengeance
    From their dank, unhallowed graves."
"He's drunk!" said the workhouse master,
    "Or else he's mad and raves."
"Not drunk or mad," cried the pauper,
    "But only a hunted beast,
Who, torn by the hounds and mangled,
    Declines the vulture's feast.

"I care not a curse for the guardians,
    And I won't be dragged away;
Just let me have the fit out,
    It's only on Christmas Day
That the black past comes to goad me,
    And prey on my burning brain;
I'll tell you the rest in a whisper, —
    I swear I won't shout again.

"Keep your hands off me, curse you!
    Hear me right out to the end.
You come here to see how paupers
    The season of Christmas spend;.
You come here to watch us feeding,
    As they watched the captured beast.
Here's why a penniless pauper
    Spits on your paltry feast.

"Do you think I will take your bounty,
    And let you smile and think
You're doing a noble action
    With the parish's meat and drink?
Where is my wife, you traitors —
    The poor old wife you slew?
Yes, by the God above me,
    My Nance was killed by you!

"Last winter my wife lay dying,
    Starved in a filthy den;
I had never been to the parish, —
    I came to the parish then.
I swallowed my pride in coming,
    For ere the ruin came,
I held up my head as a trader,
    And I bore a spotless name.

"I came to the parish, craving
    Bread for a starving wife,
Bread for the woman who'd loved me
    Through fifty years of life;
And what do you think they told me,
    Mocking my awful grief,
That 'the House' was open to us,
    But they wouldn't give 'out relief'.

"I slunk to the filthy alley —
    'Twas a cold, raw Christmas Eve —
And the bakers' shops were open,
    Tempting a man to thieve;
But I clenched my fists together,
    Holding my head awry,
So I came to her empty-handed
    And mournfully told her why.

"Then I told her 'the House' was open;
    She had heard of the ways of that,
For her bloodless cheeks went crimson,
    and up in her rags she sat,
Crying, 'Bide the Christmas here, John,
    We've never had one apart;
I think I can bear the hunger, —
    The other would break my heart.'

"All through that eve I watched her,
    Holding her hand in mine,
Praying the Lord and weeping,
    Till my lips were salt as brine;
I asked her once if she hungered,
    And as she answered 'No'
The moon shone in at the window,
    Set in a wreath of snow.

"Then the room was bathed in glory,
    And I saw in my darling's eyes
The faraway look of wonder
    That comes when the spirit flies;
And her lips were parched and parted,
    And her reason came and went.
For she raved of our home in Devon,
    Where our happiest years were spent.

"And the accents, long forgotten,
    Came back to the tongue once more.
For she talked like the country lassie
    I woo'd by the Devon shore;
Then she rose to her feet and trembled,
    And fell on the rags and moaned,
And, 'Give me a crust — I'm famished —
    For the love of God!' she groaned.

"I rushed from the room like a madman
    And flew to the workhouse gate,
Crying, 'Food for a dying woman!'
    And the answer came, 'Too late.'
They drove me away with curses;
    Then I fought with a dog in the street
And tore from the mongrel's clutches
    A crust he was trying to eat.

"Back through the filthy by-lanes!
    Back through the trampled slush!
Up to the crazy garret,
    Wrapped in an awful hush;
My heart sank down at the threshold,
    And I paused with a sudden thrill.
For there, in the silv'ry moonlight,
    My Nance lay, cold and still.

"Up to the blackened ceiling,
    The sunken eyes were cast —
I knew on those lips, all bloodless,
    My name had been the last;
She called for her absent husband —
    O God! had I but known! —
Had called in vain, and, in anguish,
    Had died in that den — alone.

"Yes, there, in a land of plenty,
    Lay a loving woman dead,
Cruelly starved and murdered
    for a loaf of the parish bread;
At yonder gate, last Christmas,
    I craved for a human life.
You, who would feed us paupers,
    What of my murdered wife!

"There, get ye gone to your dinners,
    Don't mind me in the least,
Think of the happy paupers
    Eating your Christmas feast;
And when you recount their blessings
    In your smug parochial way,
Say what you did for me, too,
    Only last Christmas Day."