Radio Derb

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Radio Derb has been on the air as a podcast since mid-2004. It's a once-a-week 30- or 40-minute commentary, usually posted late on Friday evening, covering news events from the week.

The podcast is hosted by VDARE.com (click on the Radio Derb tab at the top there).

Radio Derb (which is pronounced to rhyme with "verb," by the way) should definitely not be taken too seriously. I sometimes indulge myself in flights of fancy, attempt satire, or fall back on odd sound or music clips. I am sometimes rude about public figures, though only when they deserve it. However, it is a family show. There is no bad language, nothing that would bring a blush to a maiden's cheek, and nothing that a person of properly conservative temperament would find offensive … I think.

The show is assembled and produced at VDARE.com's sound studio on Long Island. Should you feel that there are technical shortcomings in the production quality, please don't hesitate to contact the webzine with your suggestions.

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Listed below are links to all sound files and transcripts. In just one case (4/22/2011) I have a transcript but no sound file, I don't know why.

I am currently (April 2019) working my way up from the earliest podcasts, purging out Adobe Flash as the method for delivering sound online — Adobe will discontinue support for Flash in 2020 — and making the transcripts more readable and uniform in layout. This work proceeds slowly, as time allows. I hope to be fully up-to-date by mid-2020.

In June 2006, when I was podcasting under the National Review banner, the magazine tried an upgrade to vidcasting, and Derb TV was born. Alas, Derb TV died in infancy, I forget why. The three video clips that survive in my files are included here, with transcripts, at 6/20/06, 6/23/06, and 6/30/06.

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I get occasional questions about the intro music for Radio Derb broadcasts. There is a note here.

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Date	Topics
2020
1/10/20	Intro — Emmanuel Weinstein — Vagabonds and strumpets — The order-liberty cycle — When Joe Biden was right — Miscellany: Racist ticketing of jaywalkers; Those triggering capital letters; Banning "illegal alien" — Signoff: with the British Coolidge
1/3/20	Intro — Latest moves in the Great Game — Afghanistan butcher's bill — Eternal recurrence in legal immigration — Bail is unfair! — NYT editorializes on antisemitism — Miscellany: Hereditary aristocracy in Congress; Yet another Twenties; GOP governors side with "refugee" scammers; Abolish the police!; Healthcare financing conundrums; Vets return to Vietnam … to retire; Woman bites camel — Signoff: with Australia in mind
2019
12/27/19	Intro — The mystery of federal spending — If voting made a difference, they wouldn't allow it — The Central Park Five template — Miscellany: Age is the new class; 16 years jail for bad thoughts; RIP Baba Ram Dass — Signoff: What did President Coolidge say?
12/20/19	Intro — The hell with politics — Building the wall — States scoff at federal law, feds sleep — Lawyers' riot against doctors — The case for term limits (cont.) — Miscellany: Liberating Liberians; Has Poland cucked?; Tea first, or milk?; Not just a hen; Darting to the frontiers of feminism — Signoff: with Mazowsze
12/13/19	Intro — A dark anniversary — Let's dump the Saudis — The criminal folly of our ruling class — Not reporting race — Person of the Year — Miscellany: A happier anniversary; Nigerian onomastics; The time of wolves; Flesh-Creeper of the Week — Signoff: The Erie Canal Song
12/6/19	Intro — Fishmongers' Hall — Meet Staffordshire man — Cuckery and heroism — Miscellany: A suspenseful story — Signoff: with some cultural appropriation
11/29/19	Intro — Afghanistan, for crying out loud — Iraq still a mess — Bolivia, cursed with diversity — Beavering away at social justice — Jesus rests in Japan — Bioweapons latest — Control yourself! — Dealing with dementia — Who commits hate crimes? — Signoff: Buffalo Gals
11/22/19	Intro — The grand old Duke of York — A modest suggestion for the royals — Black privilege: a case study — Virtue signalling didn't start five years ago — Democrat talks sense on foreign policy! — Miscellany: Confronting Lady Ann; "Groypers," what? — Signoff: with Jo Stafford
11/15/19	Intro — Impeachment hearings, disgust and shame — Why isn't everywhere Switzerland? — The Rectification of Names (weekly update) — The movement between the states — Chuckling along with Steve — Miscellany: Victory over the "The"!; Sandwich wars — Signoff: Polonius v. Massenet
11/8/19	Intro — Telescopic foreign policy — Strong horse, weak horse — Neither of us is the other — Gender fluidity floods the Anglosphere — Hospital won't treat racists — Miscellany: Jeff Sessions back in the arena; Williams College news; Naming the split; A queer hymnal — Signoff: with Harry Nilsson
11/1/19	Intro — Offing al-Baghdadi — Democracy meets behemoth — Brexit news — Adventures in anti-white prejudice — What's the matter with Utah? — Miscellany: A black illegal alien serial killer; Deaths in Virginia; Vladimir Bukovsky, RIP; The point of women — Signoff: with Bellini
10/25/19	Intro — Affirmative action flashback — Harvard's anti-Asian discrimination (cont.) — Joe Biden redux — Biden's chances, and Trump's — Six foot, 200 lb. v. five foot five, 135 lb. — Freakery and fear — Miscellany: Four years for fighting back; Canada's election; Who runs Mexico?; Canada, Mexico, meh … Syria! Iraq!; Invitation to Turkmenistan; International Pronouns Day; Air Canada goes gender-fluid — Signoff: Centenary of a favorite poem
10/18/19	Intro — The world gone nuts — White people not all pussies — Democrats debate — The Uighurs are doomed — Miscellany: Niger's fertility; Slime mold in the news; Queen Eleanor's Cross out of danger; James Watson is unwell — Signoff: with The Temperance Seven
10/11/19	Intro — The NBA ticks off the ChiComs — A Sputnik Moment with China? — The reign of feelings over facts — Political update — Miscellany: The Curse of the Clintons; Employer jailed for hiring illegal alien!; Kiwis celebrate their founding; The new Army physical; L.A. public schools are terrible; Monty Python 50 years on — Signoff: with Purcell
10/4/19	Intro — Politics, China and America — Democrats debate — Diversity is our weakness — Our corrupt city high schools — The numbers on interracial crime — Miscellany: New York Jews assaulted by … youth; Eva Braun's knickers; Justin Trudeau not so woke; Trademark your title! — Signoff: Lost on the rails
• Three trips down Memory Lane: In September 2019 I took a three-week vacation in China. For podcast continuity, I pre-recorded three Radio Derbs for September 13th, 20th, and 27th. Each of these three podcasts consisted of selected clips from the podcasts for 2004-2012. Each had a particular theme.
9/27/19	2004-2012 commentary on the culture: Intro — 2004: Bowdlerizing a progressive classic — 2005: Counterculture goes bourgeois — 2006: Fox deep-sixes Idiocracy — 2007: Florida drops Stephen Foster — 2008: The old, weird America — 2009: Tennyson's anniversary — 2010: A look at our elites — 2011: The folly of multiculturalism — 2012: The Tyler Clementi case goes to trial — Signoff
9/20/19	2004-2012 commentary on politics: Intro — 2004: The Senator from Bray — 2006: Midterm voting dilemmas — 2007: Democrat '08 candidates on parade — 2007: Retrospective hopes on GOP candidates' debate — 2008: Obama is the nominee — 2008: Eight wasted years — 2010: Tea Parties: the Empire strikes back — 2011: GOP debate: The National Question — Signoff
9/13/19	2004-2012 commentary on immigration: Intro — 2004: Song of the Illegal Immigrants — 2006: Congress prepares immigration reformX — 2007: Senate immigration bill crashes and burns — 2007: Brush up your Chhokey — 2007: Too fat to immigrate — 2008: Methodists ♥ illegals — 2011: Obama's relatives — 2012: The trial of Edwin Ramos — Signoff
9/6/19	Intro — Brexit: the broad context — Brexit: this week's crisis — Brexit: deep underlying issues — The kaleidoscope is being shaken — Leanin' on Lenín — Miscellany: The Daniel Holtzclaw outrage; Praise for Trump on China trade; Refugee Resettlement Watch is back! — Signoff: a hortatory song
8/30/19	Intro — Laws, not men — Justice delayed: New York — Justice delayed: Tennessee — Draining all the trust out of the system — The coming civil war? — Miscellany: America has turned a corner; We know where you live!; September 1st, 1939 — Signoff: with Pachelbel's Derbyshire Canonical and Britannical March
8/23/19	Intro — 2020 prospects: going with my first guess — 2020 prospects: Trump's uphill battle — Judges who think they are legislators — Confronting the yapping street nuisance — Miscellany: The "the" wars come stateside; Importing other people's conflicts; Miss BumBum is … back!; How not to transport an alligator — Signoff: with Pachelbel
8/16/19	Intro — Jeffrey Epstein is brown bread — Did race denialism kill Jeffrey Epstein? — Knife crime and fried chicken — Hong Kong v. China: an anecdote — Miscellany: The yield curve has inverted!; Fried chicken footnote from the movies; It's Fingerhakeln good! — Signoff: with Dorothy Provine
8/9/19	Intro — Shootings in El Paso & Dayton — Milking the horrors — Trump speaks fluent CultMarx — From under the Red Flag — Miscellany: Wisdom from Jared; Heartiste lives!; The ultimate self-fulfilling prophesy; The Boris paradox; President Gurbanguly Berdymukhammedov is well!; The joy of ungardening — Signoff
8/2/19	Intro — Confessions of a debate slacker — A flash of reality from Andrew Yang — China is a serious country — Calling a deer a horse — The suckers of the world — Miscellany: Squaring the natality circle; Indian IT hiring favoritism; Reagan and the Africans — Signoff: with Ezekiel
7/26/19	Intro — Amy Wax in trouble again — Culturism, soft and hard — Why is there immigration? — Miscellany: Britain's new Prime Minister; Transatlantic misunderstandings; Bad news on Puerto Rico; Politics without hysteria; Word of the week — Signoff: with Fred & Ginger
7/19/19	Intro — Post-debates review — House votes to crush American workers — Life under Jim Snow — The Indoor Relief for Trial Lawyers Act — Miscellany: Storming the Panthéon; No sex in the city; Cosmopolitan / communitarian; Beto O'Rourke's ancestors owned slaves; Zimbabwe re-hyperinflates; Remembering Apollo 11 — Signoff: with The Chords
7/12/19	Intro — Origin of "The Cold Civil War." — Pathological metropolitanism — It's Tommy this, an' Tommy that — Small countries with obscure languages — Jeffrey Epstein, man of mystery — Miscellany: Fact-checking Buttigieg; Short-tempered in Long Island; It's a dog-eat-man world; Signoff: with Domingo
7/5/19	Intro — Advances in the Cultural Revolution — Was Lou Gehrig gay? — Pride of the Pride — Buttigieg statistics and logic — Miscellany: Where is Anticom?; Africans on the move; Heritage seeks inspiration from Radio Derb; Better dead than Islamophobic; Ten-year-olds protest gay indoctrination — Signoff: the Radio Derb tango
6/28/19	Intro — Debates: Nuestra democracia — Bernie barks, Biden gets buffaloed — Heart of craziness — Occasional moments of sanity — A Progressivism Inc. crackup? — Miscellany: De Blasio's mask slips; The future of the West; Marijuana Pepsi Vandyck — Signoff: Whither the Democrats?
6/21/19	Intro: Who is an immigrant? — Hot air from a blustering blowhard — Trump launches re-election campaign — Prospects for 2020 — Threatening Iran — The reparations clown show — Miscellany: Slavery excuse for rape; Global Peace Index; UN Population estimates latest; Hungary favors Hungarians! — Signoff: with Woody & Cisco
6/14/19	Intro — Media for gentry liberals — Towards the Beggars' Democracy — "Comments are disabled on some stories …" — Trump gets rolled on tariffs — ChiCom lawlessness — Miscellany: India's election result; The coming Turco-Icelandic War; Presidential sapling, RIP; Victory over Oberlin College — Signoff: with Graeme Garden
6/7/19	Intro — Seventy-five years on from D-Day — The Tiananmen Square anniversary — Controlling the Central Park Five narrative — Miscellany: The Africans are coming; Somalia: hungry & fecund; Brexit breaks barriers; TDS meets seppuku — Signoff: With Betty Hutton
5/24/19	Intro — The 2019 AmRen conference — The damp squib Presidency — May is out — Europe's electionsX — As hath been in times past — Miscellany: E-Verify's too tough!; Walking back on Mrs May; I am a hateful hater — Signoff: Everybody's talkin'
5/17/19	Intro — Orbán comes calling — De Blasio for President! — Jared and the EB-5 — Britain's Tories, dead party walking — Franco-New Zealand alliance against "extremism." — Nostalgic for creationism — Signoff: Secret love
5/10/19	Intro — Kushner's immigration plan — Numbers are of the essence — School shooting with some 2019-style weirdness — Are we getting crazier? — Drifting towards the Singularity — Mired in boredom — Miscellany: Subway shovers: Is it racial?; Get a government job!; Royal baby born, humor dies — Signoff: Gâd i'r ddaear droi
5/3/19	Intro — Higher Ed swilling in money — Opportunity cost in DC — Yale's bureaucratic bloat — Glory in Charlotte — Miscellany: Venezuela, zzzz; Mastercard gets woke; A reader chides, I stand defiant; The sharia Cup Final; Somalis in Switzerland; Somali cop guilty; Somali congressgal lets loose — Signoff: With Gracie
4/26/19	Intro — Crazy days among the Dems — Joe Biden launches with a lie — The persistence of race denialism — California's shame — Homelessness mnemonic — Liberty, lunacy, and order — Miscellany: Nuked more healthful than sunk; License plate violence — Signoff: With Kate Smith
4/19/19	Intro — South Bend is a dump — Buttigieg v. Pence — Are we ready for a homosexual President? — More witches than Presbyterians — Miscellany: Notre Dame fire I: Why no sprinklers?; Notre Dame fire II: An ironic reversal; Death of humor I: Terry laments; Death of humor II: Barry offends; A new anti-Brexit party; And another: O-what? — Signoff: Easter hymn
4/12/19	Intro — A vocabulary of vituperation — Trump Disappointment Syndrome (cont.) — Sanctuary hypocrisy — Reparations madness — Miscellany: Another mega-funeral; Dump your suit; We are speciose; Jeff Hart, RIP — Signoff: With the deli song
4/5/19	Intro — What divides the two big parties? — Nielsen's "on the table" — Rev'm Al's alchemy — The Rabbi's funeral — An Australian hero — Miscellany: Has Great Courses gone woke?; Thoroughly racist Millie; Synecdoche at Mar-a-Lago — Signoff: With Julie Andrews
3/29/19	Intro — Regression to brutishness — The TDS Rapture? — Black privilege: Chicago — Black privilege: New York — New York's Special High Schools — Kiwi Snowflakes — A dash of diversity for Democrats — Brexit news — Signoff: With a Muldoon
3/22/19	Intro — The Goodwhite Philosopher's Stone — Christchurch reactions — Law of the Excluded Middle — Thank you, Mr President — Arguing with the limbic system — Kill the "The"! — Miscellany: Bardot's latest hate crime; Mme. Macron and the homophobe; Gaia is still angry!; Nationalist surge in Holland; Sweden Democrats get some respect — Signoff: Peak silliness
3/15/19	Intro — The Taoiseach comes calling — Brexit and a border — Waiting for Cortés — The killings in Christchurch — What kind of elite do we want? — Miscellany: Dual citizenship reconsidered; Kevin MacDonald down the memory hole; The real reason for endless immigration? — Signoff: Happy birthday, Ma'am
3/8/19	Intro — Trump shafts American workers — Every open-borders word is a lie — One cheer for Ilhan Omar — Squaring the Muslim-Jewish circle — Miscellany: Ireland's amazing transformation; Tibetan National Uprising Day; China's "parliament" meets; The last pair of bound feet? — Signoff: With some millennial vocabulary
3/1/19	Intro — Amazon gets woke — Kim gets prestige boost, Trump gets nothing — Never Trumpers and Ever Trumpers — Trump Disappointment Syndrome, Series #891 — The CPAC time warp — Tulsi Gabbard's heresy — Miscellany: Fish story; North Korea's Manbang; National Question not dead yet — Signoff: With Martin Carthy
2/22/19	Intro — Empire of lies — The other Smollett — A skirmish in the Cold Civil War — The New York Times doubles down on race denialism — Meeting a black mathematician — Miscellany: The Aurora shooting; De-platforming John Wayne; Erratum: Learning to code; Erratum: Israel; Remembering higher math — Signoff: Stephen Foster, culturally appropriated
2/15/19	Intro — Lethargy in the Executive — The Data Gap — Shopping for embryos — Euthanasia report — Israel's trilemma — Miscellany: I miss Jeff Sessions; Narrative collapse in Chicago; Amazon deserts New York; The gal from Minnesota's 5th — Signoff: With Chet Baker
2/8/19	Intro — SOTU brings forth a hero — Trump to U.S. citizens: Drop dead — Democrats promise lemonade oceans — Two cheers for Norman Thomas — Asymmetrical Multiculturalism — Miscellany: Bezos exposing Pecker exposing Bezos exposing; New emojis!; Increase your word power; Udmurtia greets Year of the Pig; Albert Finney, RIP — Signoff: That old watch chain
2/1/19	Intro — Congress ♥ NATO — Another case for Executive action — High-trust societies are easy marks — Asylum for victims of microaggression? — Don't learn to code! — Miscellany: A noose? Come on; Eighteenth-century job interview; Her Majesty's what? — Signoff: Vox pop
1/25/19	Intro — The smirk seen round the world — Blacks and aborigines v. Badwhites — Transitional Trump — SOTU: Mail it in, Mr President — The most discredited word — Miscellany: Trump wusses out; Another day, another zollar; The white and the yellow — Signoff: With a snippet of Dohnányi
1/18/19	Intro — Putting the boot in to James Watson — Congressweasels turn on Steve King — Derbyshire cheers for hard Brexit — Cast down your bucket where you are — Miscellany: You left your what in San Francisco?; Octopus off the menu; Mind your manners when dining in Russia — Signoff: A culinary clash
1/11/19	Intro — Trump's wall/shutdown speech — Wall obsession: the negatives — The Chuck and Nancy show — The Derbs buy education for illegal aliens — Miscellany: Why not "Anglo-Saxon-Celtic"?; "Anglosphere" origins; North pole on the loose; Vatican Olympic team; Boris Zeldovich, RIP; China to the Moon; Training ChiCom censors; A fearless dissident — Signoff: with the King.
1/4/19	Intro — Trump no match for the Swamp — The circus comes to town — Suing the Thought Police — Supremacy? No thanks — After Brexit, CANZUK? — Watson re-Watsoned — Miscellany: China's demography goes over the cliff; Judith Rich Harris, RIP — Signoff

2018
12/28/18	Intro — Trump the timid — What asylum should be for — Race denialism v. reality — Collegiality and its enemies — Miscellany: The transgender moment; Gaia is angry!; Solzhenitsyn as a writer; A national leader's plain speaking; ChiComs war on Christmas — Signoff: For New Year's
12/21/18	Intro — Religion, politics, and witchcraft: Where does Christmas fit? — The civil rights tyranny — Judge awards permanent residence to deportees — What would giving up the Wall be worth? — Immigration and morality — Miscellany: The FIRST STEP Act; Spain's populists wakes up; Belgians protest mass immigration; The Weekly Standard, RIP; In praise of Steves — Signoff: With John McCormack
12/14/18	Intro — Trump's back now against the Wall — Nationalism: the money quote — BINO: Brexit In Name Only — Show trial in Charlottesville — Miscellany: 21st-century Danegeld; Trump retreats on defense spending; Ideograph of the year — Signoff: with James Taylor
11/30/18	Intro — I feel like Krapp — Trump Disappointment Syndrome — Criminalizing politics: the opportunity cost — Endless dumb wars, crumbling infrastructure — Miscellany: Cashless societies: a really bad idea; James Fields goes on trial; Gaming Britain's asylum system; Thought Police as house guests; Trial Lawyers target Neil deGrasse Tyson; Stephen Hillenburg RIP — Signoff: Standing on the corner
11/23/18	Intro — Re-Obamaizing refugee admissions — The A to Z of Trump's first two years — Would Hillary have built the wall? — The judicial independence hoax — Judges now issue visas — The progressive synopticon — Miscellany: The ultimate nativists; ChiComs persecute Marxists; Snowflakes all over; Headline of the week — Signoff: With the Chordettes
11/16/18	Intro — Word of the Year — Patriotism with attitude — Patriot or nationalist? — Foreigners are funny — The anti-globalist outlook — Miscellany: Macron & Merkel want Europe to defend itself; Brexit reaches crisis point; Hindu toponymic nationalism; American toponymic nationalism; A tune for Miss BumBum — Signoff: Mazurek Dąbrowskiego
11/9/18	Intro — Two years of nothing — A cynic's guide to vote counting — Jeff Sessions: Speak as you find — And the guns fell silent — Badthinker get government job: Miscellany: A victory for freedom of thought; Antifa is today's Klan; Sinéad O'Connor shuns white folk; Are Germans allowed any history?; Getting in the zone; Discord at the Miss BumBum pageant — Signoff: With an Armistice hymn
11/2/18	Intro — Birthright citizenship — Peak anti-white? — Brazil goes nuts for Bolsonaro — Free speech dies in Europe — Miscellany: A new unit of measure; Real-Estate Nationalism (cont.); Be careful with those spoilers — Signoff: Happy Birthday, Pat!
10/26/18	Intro — Bombs in the mail — Border bluster — Bad laws, good laws … no laws — SIA, a new TLA — From microaggressions to picoaggressions — Miscellany: Brazil's election; A gift from Turkmenistan; Exploding toilets — Signoff: With a Brazilian flavor
10/19/18	Intro — Harvard in the dock — Street-fighting men — Mutiny in the ranks — A new thoughtcrime: quoting Churchill — Miscellany: Ann Coulter for the U.N.!; The caravan moves on; Keeping Saudi Arabia stable — Signoff: With an earworm
10/12/18	Intro — Mr. West goes to Washington — Speaking up for the Uighurs — U.N. Ambassador Haley resigns — Trump signs check for the refugee racketeers — Miscellany: The most potent passport; Tears for Sears; First Man opens; Galactic illegal immigration — Signoff: Tribute to a lady
10/5/18	Intro — A major battle in the Cold Civil War — The working class finds its voice — The new Sokal Hoax — Elite overproduction? — Sex in the physics lab — Miscellany: Happy New Fiscal Year!; Seventeen years in Afghanistan; More nationalism rising: Quebec, Bavaria; The real decision-makers; Hands up, don't clap! — Signoff: Music to be tormented to
9/28/18	Kavanaugh hearings: summary — Kavanaugh hearings: the opportunity cost — Mid-terms: closing the enthusiasm gap — A boost for Trumpism — Pearls before swine at Turtle Bay — Miscellany: The world's busiest airlanes; Not my Dad's Labour Party; Do women have penises? — Signoff: The day the circus left town
9/21/18	Intro — Juicing up the baizuo vote — SLOTUS, the Supreme Legislature — Sex, lies, and civilization — The myth of civilian trauma — Midterms: Another Hutu uprising? — Miscellany: The price of race denial; Steve Bannon blathers; Male variability: the numbers — Signoff: We don't want to lose you but we think you ought to go
9/14/18	Intro — Famous person says sensible thing! — From pride to parasitism — The twenty percent solution — Thoughts we are not allowed to think — Miscellany: Where's the Grand Metaphysician?; The college racket takes a hit; Get ready for the Hypocralypse!; Passing while working — Signoff: Tread light o'er the dead in the valley
9/7/18	Intro — Staffing problems — Politics, old and new — Britain's New Left, Sweden's New Right — It's hacks all the way down — Miscellany: The noise of democracy; Heritage or legacy?; Tech mogul speaks to Congress; Burt Reynolds, RIP — Signoff: For a new month
8/31/18	Intro — Trump v. Sessions — Trying to square the meritocratic circle — Senator Invade the World, Invite the World — Miscellany: Offense archeology; Don't take this if you're allergic to it!; Not the perfect murder; Turkmen President rides out; Peak crazy yet?; The lesbian smirk; Birthright citizenship in retreat; Shooting for the Moon — Bobbies leap into action; Britain and France go to war — Signoff: Good night, Toby
8/24/18	Intro — Trump punishes friends, rewards enemies — Guilt by association … with us! — CultMarx hacks determine White House staffing — In praise of old lefties — London's Carnival of mayhem — Illegal immigration: a comprehensive story — Signoff: Songs of my ancestors
8/17/18	Intro — Democrats' existential anxiety — Kansas brings forth a hero — Small setback for the Polar Alliance — Hungary shows the way — Miscellany: Real-estate nationalism (cont.); Kiwi lives down to stereotype; Renaming America — Signoff: Out from the dungeon
8/3/18	Intro — Italy leads the way — Insane in Spain — Small election in Africa, not many dead — Ice People against illegals — The crisis of self-awareness — Miscellany: Fields Medals announced; Sweden's very own Rosa Parks; Charlottesville one year on — Signoff: Don't lose your hat
7/27/18	Intro — House Republicans throw borders open — Birthright citizenship gets an airing — Absimilation again — War Party defends NATO — Gene studies: the oncoming locomotive — Miscellany: Dealing with state debt (in just two words); Cheerleaders go burka; The MCC lowers standards; The sperm dearth; Turtle smugglers snapped — Signoff
7/20/18	Intro — The United States of Hysteria, cont. — It's not Russia, it's Trump — It's the spooks' world, politicians just live in it — What China wants — Some geostrategic options — Miscellany: Another commie killing, 40 years on; Suing the victims; Latest casualty in WWT; Drinking ourselves to death; Go to the ant, thou sluggard; Dr Bumbum arrested — Signoff: Standing up for Kipling
7/13/18	Intro — Under the Southern Cross — Boers trek to Russia — Trump's Travels — The Judeo-Papist Supreme Court — Bread, circuses, and soccer — Ice People beware! — Signoff: With the Master
7/6/18	Intro — The Fortress North — The asylum scams — Temporary, since 1991 — Brexit: the opportunity cost — Miscellany: A blimp over Londonistan; A real litmus test for the SCOTUS pick; Mexico to the polls — Signoff: From the Calamine Kid
6/29/18	Intro — The first thing we do … — Good riddance to Justice Kennedy — SCOTUS rules: public-employee lobbies, the travel ban — Halls of uselessness, cont. — Bronx tales: Importing Latino crime and politics — The road to lifeboat ethics: East Asia's already arrived — Miscellany: Is this Peak Crazy yet?; You want Nazis? I got Nazis; Rise, Sir Barry; Remembering a comic genius — Signoff: with Sir Barry
6/22/18	Intro — The United States of Hysteria, cont. — The First Virtue — The Godwinization of public discourse — New Yorkers opine — Miscellany: Harvard to Asians: You're boring; Japan has a cheap-labor lobby too; Mr & Mrs Gates pay the cost of virtue signalling; Wiping out subversion in Turkmenistan — Signoff: An old soldier sings
6/15/18	Intro — The number one social-science issue of our time — Down with meritocracy! — The Singapore summit — North Koreans locked in the basement — Return of the Gang of Eight — If there is hope … — Non-miscellany: Congratulations, Jared! — Signoff: The banner of the right
6/8/18	Intro — From the congressional basement — The Four Pillars of Wisdom — The Senate, the President, and the National Question — Miscellany: The reconfiguring of Europe's politics; Gaia is angry; Harvard's graduating class: a profile; A comprehensive discrimination story — Signoff: Personifying the landscape
6/1/18	Intro — The Mulatto Mafia strikes Roseanne — That's not funny! — Coo coo ca-choo Tommy Robinson — Old Catholic Europe: a trifecta — Miscellany: Courtroom exhi-bits; Meghan gets a coat of arms; Rev'm Al opines on the royal wedding — Signoff: Bydd mwy o Radio Derb yr wythnos nesaf
5/25/18	Intro — Electoral gold: the anti-anti-white vote — A transatlantic Camp of the Saints? — Europe's populist bloc: from sea to shining sea — My big black royal wedding — Miscellany: Another school shooting; The Coalition of Victims eats its own; Religion crumbles; A pesky (interplanetary) illegal alien — Signoff: With the First Lord
5/18/18	Intro — Immigration legislation: it's always 1986 — Hatched … (The Baby Bust) — … Matched … (Harry and Meghan) — … and Dispatched (Life, death, and longevity) — Miscellany: Negrolatry's next advance?; New mayor for Sheffield (right next to Rotherham); Statue wars: Harry Truman's turn; Jersey City v. Poland; Dog shoots man — Signoff: with Al, Peg, and Frank
5/11/18	Intro — Slipping backwards on immigration — Feminist hero slaps women around — Time to get out of Northeast Asia — Firing up the Revolutionary Guard — Miscellany: Is there any alternative to deterrence?; First died, first served; The Intellectual Dark Web: Making New York Times readers' flesh creep; The spacing wars — Signoff: Baroque and soothing
5/4/18	Intro — Upper West Side liberals fight integration — White school flight banned by law in Ohio — Trump shills for the cheap-labor lobbies — Tom and Linda: Am I to blame? — Weapons of mass migration — Miscellany: Political hero of the week; Why do poor Californians do so well in college?; The last Miss BumBum pageant — Signoff: Country classic
4/27/18	Intro: American Renaissance conference fortress — Where are the grownups? — Wanted: the smack of firm government — Is it 4-D chess after all? — Negrolatry in Britain: the weird case of Stephen Lawrence — A tale of two cuties — Signoff
4/20/18	Intro — Patriot's Day: I have issues — Enoch Powell's speech, fifty years on — The banality of Comey — Black privilege, white hypocrisy — Miscellany: Opportunity cost; Richard Lynn dishonored; Department of Homeland Cuckery; Taking Nelson off his column; What the Outer Hebrides needs is …; Venus for Mars; Names for Charon — Signoff: Only a hopeless fancy
4/13/18	Intro — Atrocity theater, again — Meddlers, drawn to scale — Imperial insanity — The Internet breeds monopolies — IWSBs and black power — Miscellany: Upright Party members only!; Hungary stays nationalist; Powell's speech remembered; A meta-stereotype — Signoff: Happy birthday, Tom
4/6/18	Intro — We have open borders; and in outhouse countries, they know — The caravan moves on — People Without Scruples — The shape of things to come — Miscellany: Some more Hoggs; A great lady hit by corporate cowardice; Standing up for Kevin; Anarcho-tyranny in the United Cuckdom — Signoff: With a patriotic hymn
3/30/18	Intro — A Children's Crusade … not — Number Three Fatty meets President Eleven — Meritocracy, diversity: Pick one — A stone-kicker classic from Prof. Wax — Miscellany: A different Hogg; Hawking for the Abbey; Those darn stereotypes!; Antiwhite sociobabble of the month; Headless chicken — Signoff: A classic of Edwardian sentimentality
3/23/18	Intro — Republican Congress passes anti-Trump budget — Populism no match for the Deep State — Confessions of a bitter clinger — Law, truth, and hysteria — Signoff: The hu-white cliffs of Dover
3/16/18	Intro — Another day in Cuck Island — By the great Iron Bridge — Shutting down Speakers' Corner — Immigration officers at work — Miscellany: The Beast from the East; Prototypes? For a wall?; Australia steps up for South African whites; Stephen Hawking, RIP — Signoff: Bring a soft pillow
3/9/18	Intro — Norks act nice — Russia regresses — Jeff deploys the ascending impulsive — How long shall we put up with Antifa? — Miscellany: Italy swings populist; Oscars, zzzzzz; Yellow is the new black in South Africa; RIP Roger Bannister; The thing we least want to think about; In praise of Jordan Peterson; A clown tries politics, quits in disgust — Signoff: How long, O Lord?
3/2/18	Intro — Trump agrees with the last thing anyone said — Time to dump Trump? — Don't just do something, sit there — China: All is now as it was — A new May Fourth Movement? — Miscellany: Jared sues Twitter; Lawless vandals supported by the law; South Africa targets whites; Fingers crossed for Italy — Signoff: Pensa alla patria!
2/23/18	Intro — Hysterics under the guidance of fanatics — Race denialism kills — JROTC heroes — Reasoned argument not yet dead — Halls of Uselessness — Miscellany: Billy Graham RIP; Nork athletes headed to camps; Garbagepile countries — Signoff: The mountains of Galicia
2/16/18	Intro — Lunatic shoots up school, commentators flap arms — It's who we are — Blackety-black history month — Miscellany: Westminster dog show goes gay; Happy birthday, Chuck!; Gen Z scandalizes the schoolmarms; Here comes Africa; The withering of social democracy; Beauty on the ice — Signoff: With a Darwin song
2/9/18	Intro — Whatevergate — Immigration roundup — Out from the attic: Nancy gives a speech — Larry the Lifer — Progressives love science (but they don't know any — Miscellany: New frontiers in ethnomasochism; Election watch: Italy; Following Kipling's advice — Signoff: More Kipling
2/2/18	Intro — SOTU: None ever wished it longer — Art of the possible — The forever war (cont.) — Czech echoes — Miscellany: Churchill Derangement Syndrome; Moderation is the Left's real enemy; Diversity at Williams College; Exercising black privilege; Neil deGrasse Tyson is a lazy nitwit — Signoff: Battle cry of the Millennials
1/26/18	Intro — Gloating from the bench — Zero-based policymaking — Errata — Rise of the Maybe Trumpers — Let's hear the m-word — Miscellany: Working up an appetite; The price of fame; Women on the march; As time goes by; A great lady revealed; Miss Bumbum news — Signoff: With three great voices
1/19/18	Intro — Trump's first year — Run, Oprah, run! — Google's squid ink — Cast down your bucket where you are! — Miscellany: Senegal story; So ronery; Hawaii dive-o … into the shelters; Meritocracy is a tool of whiteness; À bas les Puritains!; Literally Nero; How much noise annoys a cow? — Signoff: With Hank
1/12/18	Intro — Temporary Protected Status, for ever — Drowning in sewage — Trump confers with the Swamp — Say not the struggle naught availeth! — Counting beyond one — Miscellany: Bezos shares his wealth; Happy Birthday Charles Murray!; White supremacy in Turkmenistan — Signoff: I'm sorry, I haven't a clue
1/5/18	Intro — The singer and the song (cont.): That book — The DACAthlon: When will it end? — How serious countries do immigration enforcement — A Bernie for 2020 — Restless in Iran — Down with white-informed civility! — Miscellany: Carmen revised (but what about the bull?); The Islamic beard explained; Do Clintons worship Satan? — Signoff: Happy New Year!

2017
12/29/17	Intro — Somali averages are terrible — Somalis' twofer privilege — It ain't over till the alien wins — MS-13 among the kulaks — Immigrants are better than us, series #22,894 — Miscellany: Vexed by the Pope; Strategic deportation; Thoughts of Chairman Blair; Snake bites woman — Signoff: With a song you can understand
12/22/17	Intro — No sense of urgency: Congress dawdles on immigration — Death and taxes — Memento mori — Can-kicking news — Totalitarian capitalism: China got there first — The bollardization of the West — George Adamski lives! — Miscellany: Greek justice; Dreaming of a white campus; The net worth gap; "Jingle Bells" is racist!; The Bananapocalypse — Signoff: The most American "Jingle Bells"
12/15/17	Intro — Demographic conservatism — National Question nullity wins Alabama — The singer-song gap — Pervnado gets Soviet — Nephew of a lottery winner — Black privilege all over — Miscellany: The Moon's a balloon; A planet far away; Et in Bikini Bottom ego — Signoff: Stayin' alive
12/8/17	Intro — Acuckalypse Not Now: DACA deal postponed — Two cheers for Jerusalem — Importing an overclass (1): Jews then, Asians now — Importing an overclass (2): The case against merit-based immigration — Theresa May is a fool and a coward — Old Left, New Left — Africa coming to Europe — Miscellany: Another royal marriage; RIP Christine Keeler; RIP Michael of Romania — Signoff: Another Derbyshire
12/1/17	Intro — The Steinle verdict — Our politicized courts — The whip hand — Harvard, justice, and reality — The voice of the Hutu — Miscellany: The Australia deal; China's number two priority; Perv-nay-do, Perv-nah-do; Celebrating Swift; Larkin's gem — Signoff: RIP Dmitri Hvorostovsky
11/24/17	Intro — Two weeks to the Big Cuck? — Peace is War, Freedom is Slavery, Temporary is Permanent — Voters ignore the Pervnado — Gender pronoun positionality — A man of sense in a world gone mad — Miscellany: Central American atavism; Israel-Saudi alliance now semi-official; At the hour of our death — Signoff: With special thanks
11/17/17	Intro — The Big Cuck? — Goodbye, Cap'n Bob — Friends across the race line — The Age of Dropped Masks — Comsymps wallow in nostalgia — Trump's judges — Miscellany: An improbable target for the Red Guards; Blacks thank Trump!; The bugocalypse — Signoff: Most Amazin' Man
11/10/17	Intro — Trump Disgruntlement Syndrome — Junketing Trump junks Trumpism — The world is flatter — Saudi ructions — The end of courtship? — Miscellany: The week's most offputting lede; A statue they won't pull down; Shouting down the national anthem; A new frontier in political correctness — Signoff: O valiant hearts
11/3/17	Intro — Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan in New York — Prudence ≠ hate — The new sectionalism — Miscellany: Bolsheviks old and new; Real estate and the National Question (cont.) — Signoff: A DIY song
10/27/17	Intro — Foreign elections: Czechia — Foreign elections: Japan — Foreign elections: Kenya — Prophets without honor — Real estate and the National Question — Brexit: the long goodbye — Miscellany: The unbearable whiteness of math; Stein or Steen; Xi's elevation; Handy in the subway — Signoff: A definitive rendition
10/20/17	Intro — Gloom, Boom, Doom, and Elderly Tourette's — From the email bag — Study Nineteen Big — The cyberwar threat — Austria votes for borders — Miscellany: Twitterphobes unite!; Anarcho-tyranny in Derbyshire; I am an Armageddon denier (bugwise); Failure of Christmas spirit — Signoff: Overalls in the chowder
10/13/17	Intro — Two cheers for Trump's immigration proposal — Trump proposes, Congress and the judiciary dispose — Immigration politics: a golden rule — This year's geniuses: parasites, poseurs, and some real talent — The latest moral panic — Miscellany: Jerry Brown goes light on AIDS while STD rates soar; Social justice math; Belt-tightening in Turkmenistan — Signoff: With genius music
10/6/17	Intro — Massacre in Las Vegas — The Obama-Holder-Lynch effect in New York — Dumping Puerto Rico: Yes we can! — Separation and its discontents — Homage to catatonia — Miscellany: Fifteen years jail for viewing "far-right propaganda"; One more thing to worry about; Strange sympathies: 1916 and 1917; How Victoria's Secret got started?; Tribute to a great scientist — Signoff: Wack fa-lal-di-ra
9/29/17	Intro — Farmer Don fills trough for "refugee" racketeers — Authentic lentils from India! — The Puerto Rico non-Question — Yearning for unity — White America's national pastime — Decades of effort, billions of dollars — Authenticity trumps Trump — Commie nostalgia in the Times — Miscellany: Apocalypse postponed; What MAGA should stand for; What rhymes with "Revere"?; What was unter alles? — Signoff: With Gracie
9/22/17	Intro — Three beautiful pillars of peace: Trump at the UN — Settling for George W. Trump — Refugees: empty the trough — Kim tests a d-bomb — New from Germany: Homonationalism — An American original — Miscellany: Illegal aliens attack helpless woman; Birthright citizenship: Can't we get started?; The Royal Society approves sex denialism — Signoff: Down in the arena
9/15/17	Intro — Nation of laws or nation of deals? — Futility, resignation, and sounding the alarm — Our Cultural Revolution marches on — A Governor, his state, and its statues — Smartphones, bah — Liberty and cash — Miscellany: The First Shiksa gives an interview; Well dressing malfunction; Goodbye, Cassini; Can U.S.A. crack the Miss Bum Bum pageant? — Signoff: A star bows out
9/8/17	Intro — The smack of firm government — The flap of limp government — The Globalist-Nationalist fault line in Europe — Hugely, spring exists again — Blackety-blackety black — Miscellany: Don't sealion me, bro!; Zuck hosts Dreamers; Harvard hosts hate; The craze for hot felons; Race denialist enforcer writes a book — Signoff: With Gentleman Jim
9/1/17	Intro — An appeal for support — Congress stirs on immigration — Two Minutes Hate at U. Penn. — The end of culturism? — Burning hate in Kansas — Miscellany: The Cultural Revolution swallows GWTW; Towards a stable currency; Forget the trannies-in-military ban; Dianafication redux; Toe to toe in Derbyshire — Signoff: For Labor Day
8/25/17	Intro — Meet the new Afghan strategy: same as the old Afghan strategy — Our fender-bender Navy — Glimmers of hope on immigration — A little bit of Pakistan in Congress — Miscellany: Dick Van Dyke apologizes to Cockneys; Dumbing down stupidity; Do schoolmasters make stuff up?; Winnie the pu banned in China; Brian Aldiss, RIP — Signoff: The toughest rhyme to navigate
8/18/17	Intro — Bad people making trouble — No enemies on the left! — The retreat of law — Let's hear it for bourgeois norms — Miscellany: CultMarx ♥ monarchy; Krauthammer hammered; AntiFa capitalism; Dropping the pilot — Signoff: Long live the King!
8/11/17	Intro — The North Korean knot — China's circus, China's monkey — Let's make a deal — Two Minutes Hate at Google — Back to the Paleolithic — Men fight, women gossip — Miscellany: The new GIs; Brits tell politicians on Brexit "Just get out"; The military takes a stand; The Turkmen president astonishes again — Signoff: Life advice for the younger generation
8/4/17	Intro — The Derb Immigration Primer — The policy we need: Derbian Minimalism — The policy we have: Antiwhite capitalism — Immigration ignorance, a case study — Immigration sentimentality — Trumpian immigration reform — Battle is joined! — Miscellany: Affirmative action for … Asians; Our military fights World War T; Dunkirk and Britain's destruction — Signoff: Mind the Gap
7/14/17	Intro — Europe's big issue is … capitalism? — Stories from retail politics — South Africa: Zimbabwe in slow motion — Trump lays it on thick — Face to face with AI — Down among the luvvies — Miscellany: Another populist victory; Reductio ad Hitlerum ad absurdum; Tre, Pol, and Pen get mad — Signoff: Carefully gender-neutral
7/7/17	Intro — In praise of grandiloquence — Eastern Civ.'s black hole — The rising tide of sexual confusion — Black Americans celebrate the Fourth — Miscellany: Justin Trudeau loves immigrants; ChiComs have no shame; Healthcare kabuki; Ms. Lohan boards the Trump train — Signoff: Trump stands up for Western Civ.
6/30/17	Intro — A hero in the cultural counter-revolution — Law profs anticipating a Hillary win — Underwhelming victories on immigration — Is the SPLC losing respectability? — Will Italy go Roman on illegals? — Miscellany: Illegal kills Muslim; Heterosexual Pride Day; Is it that easy to break into Britain?; Miss Bum Bum goes east — Signoff: A call to patriotism
6/23/17	Intro — Exposing the Goodwhite id — Norks kill American, China smiles — The Terror Channel — Tillerson ♥ Soros — Revolution lite — Miscellany: The problem with Illinois; Problems of the modern city; Legislating pronouns; Bringing up the rear — Signoff: Get pots'n'pans ready
6/16/17	Intro — Progressive political violence — Peeing on literary greatness — Authoritarian progressivism — Eternal recurrence in the poetry world — The Cosby trial: intersectionality fail — Afghanistan for ever — Miscellany: Disaster in Third World Britain; ICE will enforce the law!; Europe hates kids — Signoff: An exhortation to filial piety
6/9/17	Intro — Radical liberalism kills eight in London — Theresa the Lackluster — The real political divide? — Comey: Trump lied, I cried — The Empire strikes back — Does Trump care about the National Question? — Miscellany: Aren't South Koreans ashamed?; The nadir of nationalism?; "Hail to the Chief!" showing cracks — Signoff
6/2/17	Intro — Global-scale virtue signalling — Derbyshire's Universal Law of Machines — Technological civilization is a one-way street — The U.K. election: no longer a foregone conclusion — History is an unholy mess — Miscellany: It was fifty years ago today; The Obamas buy a house; Preferring animals to people — Signoff: The real Jerusalem.
5/26/17	Intro — Absimilation strikes again — Manchester has no guardian — Less metaphysics, more politics, Mr President — The word-struggle at Duke Divinity — Anti-racism, our new religion — Thrashing for dollars — Miscellany: Rapping for a degree; Emperors rotting on the throne; Didgeridoos and -don'ts — Signoff: Farewell to a noble knight
5/19/17	Intro — Straining at gnats, swallowing camels — The dear old game of scratch-my-neighbor — We got Trump, but not much Trumpism — Mussolini's revenge — Britain's upcoming election choice — Derby Pie for the masses! — Miscellany: Freshwomen go left; Alternative for Germany gets new leader; India's gruesome headlines; Vlad tinkles the ivories; Bulgars shun CultMarx; Memorable last words — Signoff: What Juilliard won't teach you
5/12/17	Intro — Trump, Comey, and inward micturition — The long littleness of politics — Emmanuel Macron, leader of the Frog-Boiling Party — The unmentionable real issues — Happy upcoming birthday, India! — Miscellany: Down With The Four Olds!; Trayvon Martin graduates college; "Virtue signalling" v. "cheap grace"; A Trump nominee withdraws: Why didn't we fight?; Kim goes too far; World Naked Gardening Day — Signoff: Truth among the fudge
5/5/17	Intro — Budget basics — Acuckalypse now! — Cucking for donors — The healthcare confusopoly — Soccer hooliganism: the Chinese need to raise their game — Trump Derangement Syndrome roundup — Miscellany: The visa overstay problem; Repeal the Former Presidents Act!; The young Obama: a black wigger; George Washington bares all — Signoff: A song for Nellie
4/28/17	Intro — Ten questions for the President — Boiling frogs — March for the Standard Social Science Model — Sell climatology, buy demographics — Miscellany: Europe's slow-motion suicide; Lawyers for scofflaws; Erratum: QE2 has had only 156 birthdays — Signoff: Catching up on commemorations
4/21/17	Intro — Small referendum in Turkey — Demography is destiny — The death of reason — "Invade the world" is popular! — Bill O'Reilly and Conquest's Second Law — Let slip the blogs of war — Miscellany: McAleenan, a really bad pick; Redesigning subs for the ladies; Mrs May calls an election; Royal birthday — Signoff: When London was English
4/14/17	Intro — The war on citizenship — The Big Cuck — In the Flight 93 cockpit — Jeff to the border — Sessions, Holder, and Orwell — Squid ink on the China summit — Miscellany: Von Spakovsky's thought experiment; Meritocracy, social mobility (pick one); Don't blame Heaven — Signoff: with Wagner
4/7/17	Intro — The collapse of Trumpism — Want us to bomb your enemy? Stage some atrocity theater — Students rotting in the classrooms — Importing corruption — Our Great Cultural Revolution — A week of anniversaries: (1) To the Finland Station — A week of anniversaries: (2) Wilson's War — Miscellany: The ChiComs come calling; Five years on, we're bigger hypocrites than ever; Happy birthday, Dame Vera! — Signoff: Stay away from that Red Cross Store
3/31/17	Intro — Brexit: the end of the beginning — Two cheers for globalism — We didn't vote for lame — Sessions speaks, scofflaws shriek — CultMarx never forgets — Art insults a holy martyr — Miscellany: The black gay Santa; Speechless on Putingate; Another Samaritan story; How I came to stop worrying and love the bomb; Impersonating Einstein (relatively easy) — Signoff: And a benediction.
3/24/17	Intro — Life in Derbistan — Absimilation strikes at the cultural heart — Life imitates fiction as France debates — GOP healthcare bill flatlining — Miscellany: The 2016 election demographics; Gorsuch no Scalia; A terrorist passes, Bill Clinton mourns; Weasel word of the week; The great understatements — Signoff: And a sonnet
3/17/17	Intro — How are things in Glocca Morra? — Answering the Irish Question — Checks and imbalances — The coming healthcare fiasco — U.S., China, Korea: cutting the knot — Miscellany: Steve Bannon reads Raspail; Rise of the robo-thespians; White Good Samaritan helps blacks; Cane violence — the new Knockout Game?; Steve King talks demography; Literally Henry VI; Reading The Economist (so you don't have to) — Signoff: St. Patrick's Day special
3/10/17	Intro — What do women want? — Charles Murray: A man for all hates — Commissars in the Opera House — SCOTUS makes war on the jury system — Anti-whites take over the Democratic Party — Miscellany: Fifty years of white ethnomasochism; Geert Wilders' campaign not in vain; Partying in the jury room — Signoff: Everyone's mother's favorite
3/3/17	Intro — Not the State of the Union speech — The first duty of intelligent men — Russia: a modest proposal — Endgame in North Korea? — The Forever War — Miscellany: Hate hoax of the week; Galaxies like grains of sand; Rachel goes transnominal; Mexico doesn't want Mexican illegals either; Congresscreep goes dirty on Kellyanne — Signoff: With Haydn
2/24/17	Intro — The arc of history bends towards mass stupidity — Bill Maher, heretic — CPAC purges Spencer — The President's brain-to-tongue issues — Alan Colmes, RIP — Miscellany: A great election triumph; Clinton supporters' grief finds comfort in an alternate universe; Grammar be racist; The Moon's a … what? — Signoff: With verse
2/17/17	Intro — The spooks and the hacks — Russia's our enemy? Why? — Not even wrong — DHS, Labor, Justice: worrying signs — American schools for American citizens! — Islam in Europe: the wheel turns — Miscellany: Decriminalizing corruption; Kim offs Kim; Support the President! — Signoff: With some Cantopop
2/10/17	Intro — The Fallacy of Judicial Impartiality — How sound is Judge Gorsuch? — Attorney General Jeff Sessions — Affinity Asymmetry — The next French Revolution — Huddled masses yearning to feature in Superbowl commercials — Getting along with Putin — Miscellany: The Obligations Clauses; The war against scouting; Public sector robots; 65 years on the throne — Signoff: For St Valentine's Day
2/3/17	Intro — Wanted: the smack of firm government — One small step for national security, one giant leap for SJW hysteria — A PWASHM for the Supreme Court — Hollywood goes Hitlery-Hitlery-Hitler — Pulling a fast one on the Yanks — Sticking it to The Man at Berkeley — Commander-in-Chief Trump — Miscellany: Four Groundhog Administrations; Dressing for Trump; Get ready for Trayvon Martin Day — Signoff
1/27/17	Intro — The Cold Civil War heats up — The correlation of forces — Goliath 1, David 0 — Our potty-mouth radicals — Trump's first week — Refugee relationship watch — Let's hear it for municipal pride! — Miscellany: Islam gains two new postulants; Desert Island Discs turns 75; Saturday Night Live from North Korea — Signoff: Welcome to my year
1/20/17	Intro — Dawn of the Trumpening — White guys in charge — Diversity commutations — So long, Joe — The Great Disappointment — Yes, NATO is obsolete — How civilizations end — Miscellany: Streisand joins Streep; Celebrating MLK Day; The circus leaves town — Signoff: Hail to the Chief
1/13/17	Intro — Emote along with Barack — Revenge of the spooks — The rumbustious President-Elect — Sessions cool under fire — Culture watch at MTV — Miscellany: Right comely, left homely; Cory Booker, PUA; Pew maps the Obama years — Signoff: MLK's … inspiration
1/6/17	Intro — Black gang attacks: what are the numbers? — Change.org wants our scalps — The Alt Right: a correction — Puerto Rico: a modest proposal — Guantánamo Bay, 15 years on — AI creeps forward — Miscellany: The endpoint of personal transportation; Blocking Jeff Sessions; Gladly the cross I bear (with a trigger warning) — Signoff: Golden oldies at New Year

2016
12/30/16	Intro — USexit! — Venezuela, Senegal: arbiters of the world's security — Israel isn't very important — The integrity of their quarrel — Is the Pope Catholic? — The greatest force in the universe — Miscellany: White ethnomasochist of the week; Bogus refugee of the week; Shop till you drop; — Signoff: Until next year
12/23/16	Intro — The $PLC buys respect — The Russia-Turkey chess match — Europe's slow suicide — The ghettoization of the West — More nukes! More nukes! — Flakes on a plane — Miscellany: Hatched …; … and dispatched; Pandering to twitchy teens; Hate crime hoax fads; Trump Bedroom Backlash; — Signoff: A Christmas tear-jerker
12/16/16	Intro — Journalists are scum — The Roger Lyons Strategy — Russia: problem child of the West — The Sun People tsunami — Lifeboat ethics, or … what? — The Aleppo horrors — March of the machines — Miscellany: Ethnomasochism's furthest shores; Western Civilization Suicide Watch; Hate crime hoax of the week; — Signoff: Keep warm
12/9/16	Intro — Trusting to Trump — Politics in your cornflakes — Poking the dragon — The Maltolt of Wools — A nationalist ceiling? — White lives matter — Miscellany: Fifty years of white ethnomasochism; Time's Man of the Year; Spartacus turns 100; John Glenn, R.I.P.; Signoff: With voices from the VDARE.com Christmas party
12/2/16	Intro — Thirteen injured by circumstances — Boss of a Caribbean slum, R.I.P. — Thrasher on the Lady and the Trump — Who's a white supremacist? — Miscellany: The furthest left demographic; Get well soon, Buzz; The War on Christmas: Trump's on our side; — Signoff: A chilly valediction
11/25/16	Intro — National security and crock management — The tadpole cabinet — Minstrelsy for Goodwhites — The Alt Right salute? — Spencerism and Nazism — Ironic exuberance — The Alt Right age gap — Miscellany: Meet the JAMs; Hating whitey; Term limits live!; A day for Scots; An app for sinners; — Signoff: With ragtime accompaniment
11/18/16	Intro — Republicans: Dawn of the Trumpening — Democrats: the search for survivors — Keep despair alive! — Two minutes hate on Steve Bannon — Detweeting the Alt Right — Blackety-black overload — Miscellany: An audacious enterprise; You say Roo-al, I say Row-ald; The Naked Slice Burglar; Is Trump the Messiah?; Sheep kills man; — Signoff: Remembering a great reactionary
11/11/16	Intro — Derb goes to the mattresses — Mony a mickle maks a muckle — The greatest show on earth — The Patriot Spring — Mourning in America — Miscellany: Better dead than rude; Lame duck mischief; ChiComs do Everest; — Signoff: Note the day.
11/4/16	Intro — Conservatism's rule of three — Liberalism now to the left of Marxism — Europe discovers white flight — The e-migration segment — The past rewritten — Miscellany: Peak white guilt?; Toxic masculinity; Kansas takes a stand; Pirate Party pales; — Signoff: Voices from the Mencken Club
10/28/16	Intro — The people vs. the politicians — Noonan gets Trump right and wrong — Temperamental conservatism — Wrong answer on the Eric Garner case — Miscellany: Hug a sloth; Lifezette is Laura; The Pirate Party rises; Miss Bum Bum pageant gets a new wrinkle; — Signoff: A Halloween conundrum
10/21/16	Intro — The debate about nothing — The rising tide of corruption — Dirty tricks … (… make you popular at the White House). — What's Putin up to? — Magic bricks and mortar — Miscellany: We're at war with Yemen. (But our leaders didn't bother to tell us.); USAF short of pilots; Dumping on America; — Signoff: Happy birthday, Chuck
10/14/16	Intro — A play for the Old Maid Vote — The horndog double standard — The untouchable Clintons — Trump vs. the GOP — Debate and speech — Dylan's Nobel Prize — King Bhumibol, RIP — Miscellany: The poll of all fears; Mad magazine does the election campaign; England falls to barbarian horde; — Signoff: Some cultural appropriation
10/07/16	Intro — The veep debate — Where is the Alt-Left? — A conservative case for Mrs Clinton — Why don't black immigrants succumb to "systemic racism"? — Persons and unpersons at the Museum of American Blackness — Miscellany: Hungary gives Eurocrats the finger; Not enough blacks in a movie about Wales; Eurocrats to Brits: Don't identify Muslims; — Signoff: À propos de bottes
9/30/16	Intro — Debate impressions — Charles Murray inches towards National Conservatism — Justice vs. order — Microaggression news — Poetry corner (and a tempest in a journalist's teacup) — Miscellany: Everyone likes walls, ecept the Wall Street Journal; Apple, distance, tree; Hungary defies the suits; Misplaced polar bears; — Signoff: With a rousing state song
9/23/16	Intro — Dealing with the wonk gap — Was Obama the first Birther? — Did the elites bring us Trump? — Three cheers for nativism! — Skittlesgate — What are we doing in Syria? — Miscellany: Are Hungarians us, or them?; Cop fired for not shooting black guy; Muslim immigrant bombs New York; — Signoff: Greeting the equinox
9/16/16	Intro — From the Deplorable Right — Mrs Clinton meets the old man's friend — Rancor homeostasis — Talpra Magyar! — Obama's refugee scam — Miscellany: Self-driving what?; Rum, pregnancy, and the lash; Meet the burkirndl; Did the Constitution deliver?; — Signoff: She preferred a waltz to a csárdás
9/9/16	Intro — Clintocalypse (cont.) — A Trumpish foreign policy — The untouchable Mrs Clinton — Journalists are scum — What unites the Alt-Right — Another Caribbean festival — Miscellany: Norks clamp down on figures of speech; ChiComs diss our President; Advice to travelers; Incest, bathrooms, spiders, and the decline of an elite retreat — Signoff: The most astonishing statistic
9/2/16	Intro — Trump hits a homer — The stakes get higher — Free Puerto Rico! — Continents without borders — Out of Africa — Unschooled and happy — Miscellany: Ed school wisdom; Marines who happen to be women; Neander-thal or Neander-tal?; Mis Bim-Bim a no-no in Ouagadougou — Signoff: Back to school
8/26/16	Intro — Trump does race — Mrs Clinton rallies the Goodwhite troops — Italy backs up — Burkini bans banned — The election in international context — Funding the college playpens — Lifesaver Derb — Miscellany: Sologamy; Where are our Nigels?; Emigration's end point; Manbang, thank you, Kim — Signoff: Weird but lovely
8/19/16	Intro — The Clintocalypse — Should Trump release his tax returns? — The fruits of Midwestern Nice on display in Milwaukee — Why we can't have nice things any more — What causes riots? — By the light of the Moomba — The end of sex? — Miscellany: Rowdy Yates' America; Weather report; When the shark bites — Signoff
8/12/16	Intro — Propelling Starship Hillary — The specter of political violence — Political jujitsu? — Republican Bourbons — Peggy gets it — The land of Mordor, where the shadows lie — Kleptocracy in America — Miscellany: Olympic notes; An ill wind — Signoff
8/5/16	Intro — Conventional wisdom — Dissing the feminist-wifebeater coalition — The immigration black hole — Naked hypocrisy — Doing the Muslim thing — Trump against the media headwind — Miscellany: Somebody's wife's husband speaks; Cringing before thugs; Insane stunts — Signoff: Thanks, Eva
7/15/16	Intro — Picking the Apprentice — Disease of the skin, disease of the heart — Military schools for the goodwhite armies — Cops shoot blacks: follow-up — Bring on the justice bots! — Miscellany: China gets scolded; Britain's new boss, same as the old boss; Thigh gap out, ab crack in — Signoff: Small coup in Turkey, not many dead.
7/8/16	Intro — Cops shoot blacks — Waiting for Narrative Collapse — Pols talking gibberish — Hacks scold white Americans — Lies from a Brit — Flip the ideology! — Signoff: A Congressman speaks
7/1/16	Intro — Islamic terror: the experts speak — If you're not loving, you're hating — Brechoes — Vote your age — Boris not good enough — Stone-kicker's lament — Miscellany: An autonomous first; Bismarck's bad night; Geezer on geezer — Signoff: Remembering the Somme
6/24/16	Intro — Nationalism wins one — Imperialism takes it in the teeth — Britannia est divisa in partes tres — Brexit and Brimmigration — Frexit, Dexit, and Swexit — Remember not the sins of my youth — The rising tide of color — Miscellany: Texit!; Does Mother nature have a vote?; Nork porn; New frontiers in anti-white racial whining — Signoff
6/17/16	Intro — Bubble-charting atrocity — Absimilation strikes — Narrative collision — Horrors abroad — Patriotism v. globalism in Europe — Et in Arcadia ego — Miscellany: A dubious university; The purpose of a university; I can't believe it's butter — Signoff
6/10/16	Intro — Hillary: a no-surprise zone — Complaining about Mexican racial supremacy is racist — UBI mel, ibi apes — Mexico transitions to a pass-through country — Ali nostalgia — Derb-Ali, Round Two — Miscellany: Come fly with me (easier than driving); The cybersecurity rankings; Canada OKs bestiality; Economist disses Derb; States of matter — Signoff: Where gently flows the Ohio
6/3/16	Intro — The world capital of ethnomasochism — Burglar falls down basement steps, breaks neck — The jobocalypse — I see you. (And I know who you are.) — Black privilege watch — Freedom of screech at Yale (cont.) — Blank Slatism at the Times — Miscellany: Pathological déjà vu; BRICs without straw; Harvard stamps out freedom of association; The popcorn you've been waiting for; All over again — Signoff: Gorillagate imitates art
5/27/16	Intro: American Renaissance conference report — The torch has been passed — The world comes to AmRen — So long, farewell, political center — That's what separate countries are for — Over the top with Trump — Keep hate alive! — Miscellany: Why blacks don't hike; A problem posing as a solution; What's my name?; Sneer not lest ye be sneered — Signoff: Summer is icumen in
5/20/16	Intro: AmRen Special from Tennessee — Some words from Jared Taylor — RamZPaul meets Radio Derb — The food and drink segment — Signoff: Some local color
5/13/16	Intro — Election roundup — Bathroom wars heat up — Yes, Greg, there are big issues. (You just won't let us talk about them.) — Demography, destiny — When all men are paid for existing — Some back-of-envelope social science — The EB-5 ATM — Miscellany: Pas d'ennemis à gauche; Can we please mind our own business?; Math spooks the laity — Signoff: A theme dear to my heart
5/6/16	Intro — Nothing personal, Ted, just business — The badwhite ticket — Hillary to losers: Die, already — The Bernie segment — Forty acres and a mule (in Siberia) — African American Community lives matter — Miscellany: Disloyalty at West Point; London gets a Muslim mayor; AI and metaphysics; Trump assaults Radio Derb — Signoff: Don't forget Mom
4/29/16	Intro — The true foundation for happiness and harmony — GOP loses the Satanist vote — Redit in nihilum — Non-binary arithmetic — The Turkish tragedy — Silence follows you still — How to fill the bill — Miscellany: Paying the price …for paying the tab; Man's best friend, and a dog's best meal; Summoning the demon — Signoff: A springtime melody
4/22/16	Intro — The Trumpening of New York — The first popular election — A broad ticket — Chinese hide and seek — Blokes in frocks — Increase your word power — Miscellany: ERII, Shakespeare, and me; Lilo does Islam; Postmodernist cartooning — Signoff: A curious polity
4/15/16	Intro — Democracy versus politics — Whither Trump? Whither Trumpism? — The slow death of Europe — Happy birthday, ERII! — The Jew Thing — Poin'n'sputter at The Federalist — Miscellany: Royal feet; Octopus story; To boldly go; The color of crime; One more for Trump; Making faces; A modest boast — Signoff: The biggest what?
4/8/16	Intro — Trump crumps, Cruz crows, Will thrilled — Another triumph of the squares — Demography is electoral destiny — The Bonnie and Clyde of U.S. politics — A dark miasma of superstition — Rich people hide their money! — Miscellany The Ethomasochists Ball; Tats for tars; Virtual death — Signoff
4/1/16	Intro — The wages of min — Ta-ta, jobs — Triumph of the squares — The return of eugenics — The Trump segment — Yucking it up with Stalinists — Europe is not a country — Signoff
3/18/16	Intro — Visiting depredation upon the climate of inclusivity — A glacier may be somebody's mother — Anti-Trump riot: Trump to blame — The donorist-capitalist-neocon Bad Boy — From the back of beyond — When the gods depart — Miscellany: Fear and loathing on campus; Cruising for trouble?; Heavy Lives Matter! — Signoff: An irrational day
3/11/16	Intro — Our four big political parties — Wins and losses for the week — Trump Derangement Syndrome — The Godwin-Warhol Law — Hispander-a-thon in Miami — Stuff you can't help matters — Madame Butterfly and Phileas Fogg — Miscellany: Soda of champions; Super Sunday in Germany; Too many ethnic restaurants; Neanderthal Lives Matter! — Signoff: Culturally appropriating Pat Boone
3/4/16	Intro — Super Trumpsday — Gentry Republicans strike back — Narrative collapse in Albany — Libertarianism in one superstate — The nation wreckers — South Africa's poor whites — Miscellany: A stalwart patriot; Fourteen years of blundering futility; A bolt-hole for liberals — Signoff: Prepare to bounce
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2/26/16	Intro — Micronews: Williams College wrap-up — Loose lips sink ships — Trouble on the prairies — Another mass debate — Best Supporting Actor — The crisis of our age — Miscellany: The Lotka-Volterra Equations rule; The gayest parliament; The wisdom of Homer — Signoff: With Gilbert and Sullivan
2/19/16	Intro — Antonin Scalia, RIP — No Justice, no peace — Trump: Rude or Rudy? — Trump: the best we've got — Pis, Smer, and Sietť — Europe in the balance — Point'n'sputter from Salon.com — Why Republicans hate their party — Miscellany: The Pope and the Donald; Driving out the money-changers; ZsaZsa at ninety-nine and nine — Signoff: Blues and yallers
2/12/16	Intro — Financial Armageddon? — Ben Carson gets a blanket, Christie rolls over Rubio — Blacks for Bernie? — Thunder thighs at the Super Bowl — Afghanistan: the Forever War — White, small, and happy — Miscellany: Bush and Rubio want your daughter; Kasich wants to finish the border; We are all Africans!; "Refugees" go home — Signoff: My own server farm
2/5/16	Intro — Helsinki's Angels — Corruption? Who cares? — Waiting for the Barbarians — Another civilizational clash? — Race, the movie — Edging our way back to segregation — Miscellany: The wrong god?; Election news; The future of meat — Signoff: The Trumpeter
1/29/16	Intro — A tale of two conferences — Repent, miserable sinners! — Hungry for the rule of law — I succumb to the Pathetic Fallacy — Let's hear it for Global Warming! — Still unclear on Making America Great Again — Hide and bide cast aside? — Miscellany: Princes of Darkness; Trump ducks out; No more lethal injections? — Signoff
1/22/16	Intro — Spinster power in Taiwan — The Thucydides Trap — Make America great for whom? — Squirmishing with the GOP establishment — The end of tourism — Vagabonds and strumpets — Miscellany: Regularizing Easter; China leads the world (in ice chess) — Signoff: A glimpse of the old, weird America
1/15/16	Intro — GOP to white English-speaking Andro-Americans: Please don't vote for us, we don't like you — I for one welcome our new macho white-Hispanic overlords — Propaganda stunt of the week — Rape, no rape: who, whom? — Practicing disappointment — Miscellany: Michael Moore is a Muslim; Shock story of the week; Happy Birthday, fake encyclopedia!; A Pastafarian triumph — Signoff: The monster at the end of the podcast
1/8/16	Intro — Is Obama mad, sad, or bad? — Yin, yang, and a great Fred rant — Germany's Muslims haven't yet figured out grooming — Hillary bungles one — Muslim tail wags British dog — Nork nukes knocked — Miscellany: Sunni-Shi'a rumble; Jihad, meet Quran; Row, row, row your boat … seven thousand miles — Signoff: Where Waterloo was won
1/1/16	Intro — Americans self-demoralize, self-humiliate, self-enstupidate — Ignorance is social acceptance — Brits apologize on the beaches — The unbearable strangeness of white ethnomasochism — The post-post-colonial world — Miscellany: Which flag will be outlawed next?; An easier way to extinguish one's genomic line; Fourteen years of futility, and SecDef says "it's far from over" — Signoff: Look back with sadness, and forward with hope

2015
12/18/15	Intro — Not enough French people want their country back — The political divide: back to blood — Trumpitler? — Yes, Virginia, there are two political parties — Nukes in the attic — Miscellany: The Prodfather; Rooting for Japan; Passing on Star Wars — Signoff, with a very old carol.
12/11/15	Intro — Trump makes a sound policy proposal — Our elites come unhinged — Bobbies on bicycles … but scared to wear uniforms — Long-term thinking on demography — SCOTUS Justice reads a book! — Miscellany: Person of the year; Smartphones to go extinct; Sneaker madness; Alpine pastimes — Signoff: Bold, smoky, with a hint of violence
12/4/15	Intro — White people shoot up annual gathering — Better dead than rude — Stupidfacts — Politicians think long-term! — Girls in foxholes — Miscellany: Zuckerberg the new Soros; White student unions; Gravitation textbooks; Upward, forward, onward with President Gurbanguly Berdymukhammedov! — Signoff
11/27/15	Intro — Russia v. Turkey, the history — The Syrian kaleidoscope gets a jolt — Who we are, and who they are — Affirmative Action meets moral intuitions — Heroes of our time, false and true — Narrative collapse hits mathematics! — Miscellany: G = 8πT; Bernie makes it!; For the other end of the festive season — Signoff with Frank Crumit
11/20/15	Intro — Stages of grief — Treason of the Establishment — Gestural politics — Even cowgirls get the blues — Ungoverned regions — Black whines matter — Miscellany: Men don't like buns; The migrato-voice-ometer; Sharpen your invective; A pistol-packin' momma — Signoff: The Promised Land
11/13/15	Intro — Free screech at Yale — Tears of the privileged — Scheisstika in Missouri — Europeans beg Africans for help — Transgender Hispanic mulattos save America! — White people are pussies — Dream sequence — The coveted crown — Signoff
11/6/15	Intro — Teeming shores, wretched refuse — Immigration boosters' innumeracy — Restriction or rejection — Surrender or fragmentation — Wide and unguarded stand our gates — White lives don't matter — Melancholy long withdrawing roar — Miscellany: The GOP field; Trump hosts SNL; Android movie actress; When Louie meets Louise; World Series notes; Kerry pays respects in Turkmenistan — Signoff: The despot's heel
10/30/15	Intro — All God's chillun got a tax plan — Bad faith and biology — The Great Wall of Sand — A vote for Metternich — Race fundamentals — Magic dirt — Miscellany: Austrians arm up; Christie does the right thing; Microaggression of the Week; Tales from the Miss BumBum Mansion — Signoff: Sino-Austrian harmony
10/23/15	Intro — Canadian politics: the primer — Hope and change — Aux armes, citoyens! — Swiss slide right — The GOP straddle — Hillary: it could be worse — Miscellany: Boing Boing makes BumBum; Remembering Luke Sissyfag; Obstetric tourism (Timing is the key) — Signoff: Remembering a famous victory
10/16/15	Intro — The issues guy and the attitude guy — The Wisdom of Robespierre — The whining minority — A new education cargo cult: It's the zip codes! — Playboy goes … plaid? — Miscellany: An ill wind; The no-tipping point; Getting real with the Chateau; News from Alaska — Signoff: The Cajun sound
10/2/15	Intro — Fifty years of demographic revolution — The Great Society's most thoughtless act — What's wrong with demographic stability? — Tax fatalism — Fall of the meritocracy — Miscellany: Goodwhites jeer; Remembering Ali-Frazier; Rushing the shooter — Signoff: Bad liver and a broken heart
9/25/15	Intro: Meet Sandy — Gods in general — What separate countries are for — Another globalist bureaucrat — Hillary screeches in vain — A sin too deep for absolution — United States of Hysteria — Miscellany: Oikophobia; Nooseflash; Sayonara, Nanki-Poo — Signoff: Three little maids from school
9/18/15	Intro — The debate: No-one wished it longer — Ann vs. the panderers — Enriching America — The rectification of names — The Fortress West — Miscellany: Trots take Labour; Small coup in Africa; Art from the whatever — Signoff with a song for the West
9/11/15	Intro — Refugee Narrative collapse — Gaydar false positive — Sluices, Slavs, and suckers — Invasion is the new immigration — How collapsed is the Narrative? — Nonwhite privilege anthologized — Miscellany: A neglected poetic genius; Glenn Beck trek check; Our first Viking President?; Northampton loses another showbiz gal — Signoff
9/4/15	Intro — Refugees, illegals, and bad actors — The Oprahfication of asylum laws — Preventable evils — The wretched of the Earth — It's not your fault — Doubling down on ethnomasochism — Miscellany: The onomastic cringe; Totalitarian homosexuality; Boring for England — Signoff: with The Beverley Sisters
8/28/15	Intro — Murder against the Narrative — Who, whom? Chekhov nailed it — Gun control, friendly fire, and a vacation suggestion — Which side is Trump on in the Cold Civil War? — White-Latino supremacy — Weigh anchor, baby! — Miscellany: Math humor; Limp v. Big Swinging; Muggeridge in Moscow; Nashville nights — Signoff with a song for Jeb
8/21/15	Intro — A candidate proposes patriotic immigration reform! — Immigration comes out of the shadows — Comprehensive bogosity reform — Coulter vs. the goodwhites — An H-1B memoir — Europe's open borders — The spectrum of adultery — Miscellany: Straight outta interest; Make the crops grow, Donald!; A unique talent passes — Signoff … waneth the trembling moon
8/15/15	Intro — Not yet the Last Trump — If Trump is Cecil, who's Walt Palmer? — The fox and the lion — Here comes the anti-Trump — United States of Hysteria — Ferguson transformed by Social Justice Warriors — No bottom in China — Miscellany: Walter White gets the point; Walking to England; Harding's love-child out of the closet — Signoff: St Louis Blues
8/8/15	Intro — Too many cucks spoil the broth — Trump lives! — The National Question still radioactive — Candidates say the darnedest things — A segment about nothing — The complacency trap — From the police blotter — Miscellany: Taking a crack at the Miss Bum Bum title; Fix the schools!; Gettysburg notes — Signoff with John McCormack
8/1/15	Intro — Euro civilization's last hurrah? — Man shoots lion — Goodwhite self-regard on display — Rule of thumb — Cuckoo in the nest — Miscellany: Donald Cuck?; Princeton's choice; Sim Lord humor — Signoff
7/11/15	Intro — Eloquent nationalism — The libertarian-communist alliance — Mr Tsipras, put up that wall! — Trump rattles teacups — Alien scofflaw hates America — What inspired Dylann Roof? — Miscellany: Dueling despots; Hamesucken still illegal; White women win — Signoff with Dixie
7/4/15	Intro — Greeks bearing debts — SCOTUS stamps out dissent — The color of crime — Trump thumped — A patriotic Democrat! — Trump-Coulter 2016! — Puerto Rico today, Cuba tomorrow — Miscellany: Suffix overload; Rent-a-Hasidic-mob; Gentry liberal hero; First blood in the robowars — Signoff with Leonard Warren
6/27/15	Intro — Supreme contradictions — Hysteria of the week — Woe to the vanquished! — We are so smart! So good! — It's that man again — Miscellany: The Left Coast stinks; Down with adjectives!; Toad licking in Indiana — Signoff
6/20/15	Intro — Transracialism, the new frontier — The extremes of ethnomasochism — FLOTUS addresses Her People — The Narrative gets a boost — Trump throws his rug into the ring — Miscellany: What separate countries are for; Translingualism!; America's millstone; Resexing the sawbuck — Signoff with Stonewall Jackson
6/13/15	Intro — Israel-ISIS issues — The Philippines: Shall we return? — World Policeman hangs up nightstick — Those damn dots — Generation Snowflake — Why we can't have nice things — Miscellany: International Lolita Day; Not a microaggression; Leaks in the Narrative — Signoff with Al Bundy
6/6/15	Intro: Taki special — Nothing to Declare — The third Muslim assault on Europe — Tribal wars in the Middle East — Putin, Russia, and the Russians — Unfair play at FIFA — Cops and robbers — Homofascism: the new intolerance — Signoff
5/30/15	Intro — How are things in Glocca Morra? — No god in this fight — Quo vadis? — Another GOP hopeful — Buy Ann's book! — Institutional amnesia — Miscellany: Dumbing down Air Traffic Control; The moos from Ireland; The good of counting — Signoff: Carry me back to 1960
5/23/15	Intro — Ululating in Anbar — The Joe Biden lesson — ISIS and the antiquities — Whispering softly down the ways — Grand Unified Theory of liberalism — Meritocracy, multiracialism: pick one — Miscellany: Don't blame foreigners; Michael Brown feared deportation; Miscellany miscellany — Signoff with Lady Magnolia
5/16/15	Intro — Addenda to "The Talk" — Secularism advancing — Religion touches everything human — New gods for old? — Mug us again! — Numbers are of the essence — Miscellany: Passing of a great artist; Minimalist commentary; Removing Jackson from the Jackson — Signoff: A splendidly belligerent hymn
5/9/15	Intro — Baltimore wrap-up — Jim Snow America — Go join the jihad, please! — What's wrong with hedonism? — Mx-ing it up — Herding cats with Cameron — Miscellany: Subway etiquette; Israel's one percent; Booty at the burial — Signoff
5/2/15	Intro — Lather, rinse, repeat — Declaration of fed-upness — Eternal recurrence — Erratum: Trotsky v. Marilyn — Anecdote v. data — Lessons in multiculturalism — Signoff
4/25/15	Intro — Crime in New York — Rev'm Fleecer and Rev'm Banger — The white trash candidate — Africa's boat people — Innumerate intellectuals — Miscellany: Coming to America; Happiness is Northwest European; Our new Attorney General — Signoff: Publishing event of the week
4/18/15	Intro — Somebody's wife wants to be President — Regulate everything … except immigration — A Mayor among the kulaks — The Boring Party — Black privilege roundup — Miscellany: Suffering universal suffrage; Whistling in the dark; When romance dies; A good reason to bomb Iran — Signoff: with Whistling Jack Smith
4/11/15	Intro — You can take the boy out of the Caucasus, but … — The fate of the failed immigrant — Paradoxes of nationalism — Rand Paul rising — Surrender at Appomattox Courthouse — Miscellany: Co-ed combat; Respect and judgement for Ms BumBum; The last straw? — Signoff: The Lark Ascending
4/4/15	Intro — Homosexuality vs. liberty — Dignity and courage — Iran, nukes, zzzz — The money boys — Flunking the protocols — Blackety-black — Arithmetic on the West Coast — Miscellany: Does Eric Holder know about math competition results?; Dolce and Gabbana not an item; Off with his head!; Miss BumBum is saved! — Signoff
3/28/15	Intro — Protected to death — Sauve qui peut — Summoning the demon (cont.) — Print me a house — Down with uplift! — Signoff with Dawson
3/21/15	Intro — ChiComs claim jurisdiction over Heaven — Elton John gives fashion advice — The best place for Iraqi antiquities — A rough dating scene — Mean girls at the New York Times — Miscellany: Punk attains commercial immortality; The sound of no music; An apology to SAE — Signoff
3/14/15	Intro — Kicking against the pricks — Whites grovel, blacks jeer — Carry your bags, Sir? — The color of justice — What's a university for? — Ferguson delenda est — Cop lives matter — Miscellany: Let's do it!; Yeah, right; Weird City, Ohio — Signoff: Soothing the savage breast
3/7/15	Intro — Republicans fold on amnesty — Obama's Supreme Soviet — Jeb Bush, lead balloon — The GOP nitwit lineup — Who wants Hillary? — A nationalist gives Nancy conniptions — Holder nukes Ferguson — Miscellany: Norway nixes negrophile; What's the Spanish for "Allahu akbar"?; Those duang Chinese — Signoff
2/28/15	Intro — Intersectionality fail — Dweebs reach for victim status — Victimhood tournament — Bibi stay home — Rudy, Obama, and the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Dead Horses — The Four Comprehensives — Miscellany: Mandarin panderin'; Happy Birthday, Cap'n Bob!; Nanoaggression of the week; Lost in the mail — Signoff: So many feelings
2/21/15	Intro — Is you is or is you ain't ISIS? — From the shores of Tripoli — Multiculturalism not working for Jews — Let's help ISIS! — Muslims are the real victims — Amnesty on hold — Miscellany: No more KKK Wednesday; Body swappers against racism; Kapok with Chinese characteristics; Towards co-ed jails — Signoff: Springtime rivers by moonlight
2/14/15	Intro — Derb does DC — Partying with Reaganites — The United States of Hodgepodgia — Fifty shades of paradox — Don't just do something, stand there — Support President Fillmore! — Signoff: Bring back high school shop class
2/7/15	Intro — Vaccination vacillations — Liberty vs. public health — Herding the GOP cats — Roll, Jordan, roll — The next big one — Snippy about Sniper — Miscellany: White Guilt Porn Lit.; Paging Rev'm Jeremiah Wright; Pussy of the Week — Signoff
1/31/15	Intro — The Mulatto Mafia — May he poop on my knee? — First Lady of rudeness — The law's delay — The GOP's B-list meets — The National Association for the Advancement of Billionaire People — Miscellany: Cumberbatch grovels; Narrative clash on rape; Bottoms up; Package goes in the slot — Signoff In defense of Andrew
1/24/15	Intro — Stalinesque extravaganza — Eating a cushion — Dumb and más estúpido — From kapok to kabuki — Madame Butterfly gets a job — Peak Negro? — Small coup in Yemen, not many dead — Miscellany: Rev'm Al lectures Limeys; Passing of a great man; Pontiff disses rabbits; Miss BumBum enriches gene pool — Signoff: Time to gather crocodile eggs
1/17/15	Intro — The March of Hypocrisy — While infidels march, Islam advances — The Establishment Pincer — Immigration kabuki in Congress — Taxation by ticket — White guilt porn fading? — Is this a golden age? — Miscellany: Geezer bait; Talents of the rising generation; Poopquake!; Coming attractions — Signoff
1/10/15	Intro — Terrorists and taboos — The price of not putting up with things — Sunk deep in the multicultural swamp — The Yemeni enemy — Good minefields make good neighbors — The world of null-Steyn — Miscellany: Femtoaggressed at Princeton; Detroiters clutch at straws; Campus totalitarianism; Miss BumBum latest! — Signoff
1/3/15	Intro — Two grand jury decisions, two dead cops — Dispatches from the Cold Civil War — De Blasio plays "The Talk" card — When cops get mad — Policing on a knife edge — Black psycho invents fake holiday for sucker white liberals — Final Solution to the white prole problem — Signoff

2014
12/27/14	Intro — Christmas 2013 — Christmas 2012 — Christmas 2011 — Christmas 2010 — Christmas 2009 — Christmas 2008 — Christmas 2007 — Christmas 2006 — Christmas 2005 — Christmas 2004 — Signoff
12/20/14	Intro — One more Caribbean slum to visit — Peak jobs? — High-IQ crazy thugs — Black black blackety-blackety-black — Ways of making you talk — Multiculti crackup in Europe — Miscellany: The Islam of Oz; A heroine of multiculturalism; Stealing smart people — Signoff
12/13/14	Intro — I'm with Stupid — The business of America is government — Maybe it's the cheese — Narrative Apocalypse — Immigration unkillables (cont.) — Evil and sentimental — Miscellany: Victimization calculus; Gesture politics; Miss BumBum redivivus — Signoff
12/6/14	Intro — Showbiz star fondles starlets! — Standards corrupted by hysteria — That's rape in Sweden! — Co-education at the end of its tether — Over-reporting, under-reporting — Who's the victim? — When pieties collide — Miscellany: Elementary my dear Watson; The brain snatchers; A multiculturalism too far; Those niggardly Chinese; Rudy redux; Numb, glum BumBum — Signoff with Michael and Donald
11/29/14	Intro — Riot fatigue — Press conference poseurs — Journalists meet gentle giants — Perjury's a white thing — An American family — Tragic loss of a creative talent — The Talk! — Miscellany: Chuck Who?; Feminist Whack-a-Mole; A real poopstorm — Signoff
11/22/14	Intro — Obama makes his move — The worm turns in Britain — The puzzle of white supremacy — Zimbabwe's First Shopper — Witch doctors take on ebola — Up for the Cup — Upper Volta without rockets — Miscellany: The voice job; Muslim rapists, yes: pickup artists, no; Shirtgate; Bringing up the rear — Signoff
11/15/14	Intro — One of Eric Holder's people — Amnesty War correlation of forces — Immigration unkillables — Landing on a comet — The war against the normal — Another gentle giant — Miscellany: Kardashian commentary; Smoke and mirrors; Passed over for glory; Be of good cheer; The too-friendly skies — Signoff for Remembrance Sunday
11/8/14	Intro — Hold the bunting — Who voted how — Magnanimous in defeat — Luster-free 2016 — The Sharpton kakistocracy — For whom the cat calls — Miscellany: Forever Ferguson; Jihad Target One; A feast of doggerel — Signoff
11/1/14	Intro — One more way to say "homicidal maniac" — Mounties get their man — Kill a cracker for Allah! — Lessons from the jihad — The election about nothing — Brits want their sovereignty back — Febrile Ferguson — Miscellany: Scrambling congresscritters; Summoning the demon; Entrepreneur of the Week; Socked with a crock pot — Signoff
10/25/14	Intro — Take my country, please (cont.) — We don't need no steenkin' rules — The immigration imperative — No-one to vote for — Favors for scofflaws — Words and music — Strategic leaks for Ferguson — Miscellany: Prepping for the Big One; Democracy? Ugh!; Educating the elite — Signoff with the DPRK Army Choir
10/18/14	Intro — The ebola tombola — Race, the Great Enstupidator — There were giants in those days — The Republic of Nice — The real Mayor of New York — The Talk: Why don't you listen? — Miscellany: A viral Halloween costume; 1970s humor (sample); Blocky Little Belgium; You talkin' to me?; Shooting at anti-violence rally, series #473; Dances With Turnips — Signoff: When nice mediocrity met nasty genius
10/11/14	Intro: A Public Service Announcement — Ebola tourism? — Cluelessness and chaos — Dependency and entitlement — What, me, worry? (cont.) — The romance of American blackness — Being mean to MENA — Miscellany: Kill a cop, win liberal hearts; Where's Fat Boy?; UKIP defeats Right and scares Left — Signoff with Allan Sherman
10/4/14	Intro — Hong Kong gone wrong — Politics in theory and practice — Life among the Nomenklatura — The doctor will kill you now — Ebola patient zero — Payton has two mommies — Miscellany: A naughty question about "asylum seekers"; Bring back the Danelaw!; Boring is the new interesting — Signoff: How to scare your kid for life
9/27/14	Intro — Holder returns to His People — Holistic individualized consideration (cont.) — The GOP wishes you Happy Hispanic Heritage Month! — Our other underclass — Carbon dioxide is good for you! — Gulf War Three? — Miscellany: They'd walk a mile for a camel; A deeply non-pressing issue; GOP, gun, foot; Mayoral politics claims a victim — Signoff with Isolde
9/20/14	Intro — Globalization and its discontents — Nationalism right and left — Thesis, antithesis, synthesis — Mideast Whack-A-Mole — Narrative collapse — The nose knows — Miscellany: Battling babes of Kurdistan; Should an archbishop believe in God?; Video vitiates victimhood; Joe offends two overperforming minorities — Signoff: Bony and blotchy and covered with hair
9/13/14	Intro — Ebola: What, me, worry? — Telescopic philanthropy — Obama has a strategy! — Importing Africa — Biology's a bitch — Signoff
9/6/14	Intro — Don't notice, don't remember — How smart do you want your cops? — First college hate-crime hoax of the season — Anarcho-tyranny (cont.) — Take my country, please — Nobody cares what you think — Diplomacy for dummies — Miscellany: Posner's Law of Excluded Middle; Defending the knees; Little man in what boat?; Losing laughter — Signoff: Oil meets opera
8/2/14	Intro — The Wichita Horror, Year 14 — CultMarxipedia — Immigration-wise, we're a one-party state — Ramadan-a-ding-dong — See progressives squirm — Miscellany: Boats for babes; Islamophobia rising; Because that's where the money is — Signoff with Gracie
7/26/14	Intro — Off with their heads! — Ministering for dollars — The thickening ideological miasma — Two kinds of asymmetry — Distant ripples from a civilizational catastrophe — Miscellany: Non-child non-refugees; Pursuit of realism; Be smart, live long — Signoff with King's College choir
7/19/14	Intro — People shooting rockets — Upside to the border crisis — Go, Bulgars! — Leader of the scofflaws — All men are rapists! — The search for holistic diversity — Über alles — Miscellany: Nothing traditional about this church; Latino=Lefty; Lingering influence of O.J. Simpson — Signoff with the Bolshoi
7/12/14	Intro — The good, the bad, and the lucky — Impeachable offenses? — Laura sets Bill straight — Cheap audacity — Obama's taste in preachers — Miscellany: What's the story, Jerry?; Atheist? You must be crazy; This is not 'Nam, this is bowling; Marriage? It's a crock — Signoff: The Glorious Twelfth
7/5/14	Intro — Peace process collapses! — Why do we bother? — HUMCRI on the border — A glimpse of America's future — The peasants are revolting — Miscellany: HUMCRI in the Mediterranean; BET celebrates diversity; Larger than life — Signoff with the U.S. Army Field Band
6/28/14	Intro: A memorable anniversary — Europe's first suicide attempt — The Hun is at the gate — Signor Rosario is very afraid — Europe's second suicide attempt — Swamping the lifeboat — The great job robbery — Miscellany: The Door to Hell; Vibrancy in the World Cup; Born again — Signoff with Robbie Burns
6/21/14	Intro — Crashing disappointments — Data security 101 — The installed base — Iraq is the new Yugoslavia — Hillary: lead balloon … — … Or Great White Hope? — Clueless Old Party — Miscellany: Sell Marmite, buy falafel; American jihadis; Vulgar Bulgars; Miscellany miscellany — Signoff: Gwyr Harlech
6/14/14	Intro — Gloat of the week — Jihadi triumphalism — A brief introduction to Gaelic literature — The Poor Mouth — The way we were — Human Nature 101 — Maoism in New York City — Miscellany: Microaggressed by Mick; Fasten seat belts; Miscellany miscellany — Signoff with the Clancy Brothers
6/7/14	Intro — Afghanistan: please make it stop — Nietzsche not so pietzsche — Thank you for your service — Zuck doubles down — The slow-rising floodwaters — Why can't we have a secure border? — Miscellany: 9/11 museum now less cheesy; A stumble, a fall on kabarogoya; Weapons of cultural mass destruction — Signoff with Nietzsche
5/31/14	Intro: A blast from the past — Fruit punch — Brits poke a finger in the elite's eye — Political Euro-quake — First World under siege — Despair of the social retard — Miscellany: The London derrière; A great American self-promoter RIP; Tomorrow's elite — Signoff
5/24/14	Intro — A populist moment? — Putinolatry — The case against monarchy — Get your 9/11 trinkets here! — The war on hurt feelings — Miscellany: Quaint Pakistani customs; Yingluck, Goodluck, no luck; Lock up your furniture! — Signoff
5/17/14	Intro — Memorializing foolishness — Sanctuary much! — Dying to get into Europe — Noitacude fo Draob Akepot v. Nworb — We'll go no more a-Roving — That missing plane has military implications — Not the Good Humor Man's fault — Miscellany: Bananageddon; The furthest shores of camp; Pop groups gone wild — Signoff: Turkey In The Straw
5/10/14	Intro — Camp of the Saints (cont.) — Screw the Third World — Monica mouths off — Cultural Marxism's greatest triumph — Minoritarianism gone wild — Miscellany: Buggering bishop bails on boyfriend; Gadget of the Week; Darwin Award of the Week — Signoff
5/3/14	Intro — Harmless old coot gets scarlet "R." — The uses of history — A nation of laws … please — Moral preen-o-rama — Redefining debate — "No stronger retrograde force" — Miscellany: Cruel and unusual?; Vacation suggestion; Future Presidents — Signoff with Carson Robison
4/26/14	Intro: Navel-gazing in Tucson — The Supremes get one right — La Latina loca — Open and candid? — Let's gloat! — Signoff
4/19/14	Intro — When will the college bubble pop? — A forgiveness too far — Bloomie wants you to be safe — Our tasteless elites — Suicide by jellyfish — The monkey and the football — Miscellany: Widows dropped from planes; The black wigger; Putting the "p" in "Portland" — Signoff
4/12/14	Intro — Rev'm Al wears a wire — Eric Holder displays his wounds — Things go better with Koch — A rising tide of illegal infiltrators — Fools for love — No-hoper diversity — Miscellany: Stop the world, I want to get off; To the lamp-posts!; Death of a moocher; Funny, she doesn't look Jewish — Signoff with The Scaffold
4/5/14	Intro — People shape countries — We hate socialism … NOT — Climate science, climate politics — Liberal escapes diversity, feels guilty! — Wind and water … and mud — Miscellany: Yogi chokes chicken; the Pyongyang Marathon; Medals for drone jockeys? — Signoff with John McCormack
3/29/14	Intro — How I came to stop worrying and not mind the Bomb — Land of the knout — That's so homosexual — California in the Crimea — Pomp and circumstance — Miscellany: An unwelcome listener; This might almost be true; Update to the Michelin Guide for Nigeria; Robo-journalism — Signoff with Gracie
3/22/14	Intro — Islands in the slum — 180 years a slave — Ragin' Asians — Governor KO's Mayor — A tale of three lawsuits — Reparations for the Brits! — Signoff: A ticket to heaven
3/15/14	Intro — Crimea and punishment — From Magic Negro to empty suit — Neoconfest — Wise Latina seeks foothold — Sessions for President! — School admission tests are racist — Miscellany: Name that Kiwi; Down to the wire in Pyongyang; Camping it up in camp; Bradley Manning, call your office; A license to annoy — Signoff
3/1/14	Intro — Capitalism v. liberty — Charge of the Putin Brigade — Spanish is the shoving tongue — Dieu et mon droit — White flight payback — Miscellany: Cognitive dissonance at the New York Times; Soldiers of Islam; Didn't these guys burn the White House?; Asleep on the job — Signoff: Poetry corner
2/22/14	Intro — Ukraine; I kraine; he, she, or it kraines — Barry Goldwater's dream — Poop floats, gold sinks — Federal judge hasn't read the Constitution — Norks and Nazis — Miscellany: Allah the Merciful; Life must be filled up; Warming to my subject — Signoff: Chaste Goddess
2/15/14	Intro — Boehner gets an earful — Winter Olympics anti-commentary — Death of an addict — Afghans on the make — Solution to global warming: foreign aid! — Big Oil embraces global warming — Miscellany: Jay Leno, I hardly knew ye; If Stalin had staged an Olympics; Where you should have been born; Your papers, please — Signoff: Life in pink
2/8/14	Intro — A frost in Sochi? — Russia's resource curse — Black Studies: a fake-degree mill for athletes — Yes, don't know, and no on global warming — Contra the global warming contrarians — Schools for scandal — Boehner's Ceaușescu moment — Miscellany: Model Minority gets wacky; Too many people, not enough water; Year of the what? — Signoff: It was fifty years ago today
2/1/14	Intro — SOTU: It's for them, not for us — The immigration-reform charade — Homeland Security chief ♥ illegals — A boom in child smuggling — Black and white drift apart — Miscellany: Peculiar concinnity; Così fan tootie; The downside of eating grass; In your face; Saudis show the way — Signoff
1/25/14	Intro — The shove Gov — The Cold Civil War grinds on — What does a gay salute look like? — Going for the lavender — Our Self-Loathing Party — My line on Steyn is really quite benign — Truth and consequences on Global Warming — Miscellany: No running in recess; The disappearing middle; It's a long way to Pondicherry; Enjoy a weekend of political incorrectness — Signoff with Jim Croce
1/18/14	Intro — Juicing for dollars — Sex scandal in France! — The African horrors — A treaty about nothing — A job Americans can't do? — Congresscritters support Americans! — Miscellany: Christie — the story about the story; Libertarianism in one country; The progressive war on language — Signoff with Georgia Brown
1/11/14	Intro — Bridgegate — New York City, twinned with Pyongyang — News from Madagascar — Rajaonarimampianina, Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele — Holder tells teachers to racially profile — Open the pod bay doors, Hal — Miscellany: Kim Jong Un's birthday, friends, intentions, and haircut; First Lady flops; Derb ♥ Joe Biden — Signoff with the Coasters
1/4/14	Intro — A small victory in the culture wars — Golliwog news — Keep smiling, comrades — Leftist triumphalism at its worst — Globalization winners and losers — Global Warmers stuck in ice — Miscellany: Assume the correct firing position; Ms Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele's wrong righted; No grease traps in the Space Station — Signoff with Peter Dawson

2013
12/21/13	Intro — The labor-electoral complex — Everything old is new again — North Korea: a modest proposal — Robert E. Lee: hero or bandit? — Illegals Sí, veterans No! — Barbara's Messiah — Errata — Miscellany: The practical consequences of liberal lunacy; Ethnic cleansing in Berkeley; This just in: Some kids are dumb, some smart; Radio Derb's first origami item — Signoff
12/14/13	Intro: Uptalk For guys — With one bound, Congress is free … to spend — The Stupid Party at its stupidest — Hunting season on dissidents — Africa: the Shadow and the Substance — Mandelapalooza — The deaf leading the deaf — Living on a volcano — Miscellany: Under the kilt; Return of the Octomom; Truth about the Kenya mall massacre; Miscellany miscellany — Signoff: The Forgotten War, and its song
12/7/13	Intro — The Middle East still has nations — Waiting for cyberdildonics — The logic that leads to war — Onomastic adventures — Improbable aliens — Golliwog jurisprudence — Miscellany: What a nation of laws looks like; Pad kid poured curd pulled cold; Nelson Mandela, an African sensation — Signoff with some cutting-edge music
11/30/13	Intro — Sleepwalking into war — The pussy civilization — Kids say the darnedest things — Outbreaks of honesty in Britain — Grammar an spelin be raciss! — The fractal nature of offense-taking — Miscellany: Lesbian waitress exposed; The problem with Pacifism; How to square the Diversity circle; Is the Bible fiction, or what?; The ultimate fixer-upper — Signoff: Golliwog chic
11/23/13	Intro — Controlling the Kennedy discourse — Ten more years in Afghanistan — The Golliwog War escalates — Hanky-panky in the paleolithic — Knockout game: the Michigan solution — Miscellany: Cyberdildonics; Deport Zuckerberg!; A ban Bloomberg never thought of — Signoff
11/9/13	Intro — Welcome to New York City, twinned with Havana — A politician with a personality! — Decline of the RINOcracy — Things to look at when traveling — Driverless cars approaching … maybe — Chinese citizens hate their government — Kill the golliwog! — Signoff
11/2/13	Intro: Prisoner of New York — Momma's got a brand new bag — Teaching While White — Wheels coming off Obamacare — Arming the enemy — Kids say the darnedest things — White man speak with politically incorrect tongue — Miscellany: Craving Clintonian honesty; Open borders defeated in New York!; Niger, the African tiger — Signoff: In memoriam Warren Gamaliel Harding
10/26/13	Intro — Obamacare SIFU — But it works for illegal aliens! — The inevitability of socialized healthcare — Ted Cruz channels Jack Kemp — Living in the dissident shadows — Signoff
10/19/13	Intro, and a word from our leader — Pols just wanna spend — Anyone remember Bowles-Simpson? — Middle American Radicals, once again — Obama the Magnificent — Yes, it's treason — Justice Scalia utters the b-word — Illegal aliens arrested! — Miscellany: Pop culture is filth; Rev'm Al neglects The Blacks; Champ goes down — Signoff: Полюшко-поле
10/12/13	Intro — Another scary-looking Janet — Bikers go wild, smash stereotypes — John Lindsay returns to New York City — Microaggression of the week — Errata: Is Arizona in New Mexico? — Poetry Corner — Miscellany: U.S.A. has best geezers; Special Ops. in action; Nationalists lead in France — Signoff
10/5/13	Intro — Camp of the saints — Europe's nationalists — Obamacare: not unpopular enough — Republicans putting up a fight! — Errata: Putin, possums, and precincts — Miscellany: Fire Department test discriminates!; Swing state shenanegins?; On track for a Darwin Award; Microaggression of the week — Signoff: Les feuilles mortes
9/28/13	Intro — Cruzing for a bruising — Who will defy the Slave Power? — Where the money goes — That's our word, Gringo! — Miscellany: Liberals are nasty; Putin for President?; Riling up the islanders — Signoff
9/21/13	Intro — Crazy people, a protected minority — Black privilege — He appeared to be dark-skinned — Too dark to be Miss India — Syrian crisis caused by climate change! — Miscellany: King Mswati's 14th bride; Muslim Miss World; Whote House pests and possums — Signoff: In memoriam Jim Croce
9/14/13	Intro — Reflections on 9/11 — Putin checkmates Obama — What's wrong with poison gas? — Discomfort Down Under — New York's election menagerie — Miscellany: Ms Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele plays the race card; Violence at the anti-violence vigil; That's disgusting!; Curing unhappiness with multiculturalism; Trayvon the asteroid; Faking the Sixties; A historic event — Signoff
9/7/13	Intro — You cannot be Syrious — Post-intervention probabilities — The arithmetic of the state — Is the U.S.A. a one-party state? — Is Australia still too white? — Pictures from life's underside — Miscellany: The Chinese Orwell; Don't date a future dictator!; KKK meets NAACP; Miscellany miscellany — Signoff with Hank
8/28/13	Intro — Spare me the cheap, hollow rhetoric — Dream a little dream — For the kiddies! — A Queer Feminist take on Trayvon Martin — We are all guilty! — Refugee racketeers rake in the spoils — Miscellany: Press 3 for what?; Yet another hate crime hoax; Miscellany miscellany — Signoff
8/24/13	Intro — Playing chess with Putin — John McCain promises a cakewalk — Not being likely to become an efficient soldier — Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia — Exposing a hate crime hoax — Miscellany: Going home is "horrific"; The greatest North Dakotan; Random killings by teens; Tooth stranger than fiction — Signoff
8/17/13	Intro — Hail the conquering zero: Oprah! — Post-racial America still not here — Missouri rodeo homicidal racist outrage — Why you should worry about Egypt — Miscellany: Final Solution for New York minorities?; The cruel nastiness of liberals; Cognitive dissonance in California; Hillary's civil rights hero is Martin Luther Kong; Endgame in the pussification of America — Signoff
8/10/13	Intro — Jihadis love death, we love legal nitpicking — Military music beats military justice — Is Bongo Bongo on the Congo? — The immigration fix is in — It's the blecks — Miscellany: To the bystanders go the spoils; Cadillac driver gets free food; What embassies are for; We bombed in Pyongyang — Signoff in praise of marriage
8/3/13	Intro — Hillary Clinton refresher course — The great pro-Hillary brainwashing campaign begins — The politics of scuzz — The righteous among the RINOs — Civilization dodges a bullet — Ladders of opportunity, chutes of diversity — Miscellany: Zimbabwe election has many dimensions; Somebody's bored in Guantánamo, but who?; Homeless in Hawaii — Signoff with the King
7/27/13	Intro — Campaign cash is cool stuff — Huma, all too Huma — What brought down Detroit? — Towards the custodial state — Miscellany: IRS scandal goes to the top; Britain's new imperial mission; Australia slams the door, maybe — Signoff
7/20/13	Intro — Life under Jim Snow — Guilty of Bad Thoughts? — Stand Your Ground stupidity — Immigration bill roundup — The Naked and the Bread — Miscellany: Name that moon!; Pee pee power; How to jam a bat; Shi Tu Dum — Signoff: Remembering the Master
7/13/13	Intro — Last Week of Zimmerman trial — Sticking it to Whitey — Black leaders ♥ amnesty — California, there it goes — South of the border — Miscellany: Honeymoon bridge; Brazil? They're nuts!; Five Indonesians sitting in a tree — Signoff for Mexico
7/6/13	Intro — J-Lo's disappointing bottom — Mob rule in Egypt — The next failed state — Here come the Libertarian Millenials — Miscellany: Another pastime killed by lawyers; Crushed by the Thought Police; Gators in the suburbs — Signoff
6/29/13	Intro — Affirmative action: a beast no-one dares kill — From Jim Crow to Jim Snow — Gay trumps black in California — Zimmerman "trial" witnesses forget their lines — Cracker trouble — Ladies and gentlemen, the next President of the United States! — Death by political correctness — Signoff
6/22/13	Intro — Meet the Donorist Party! — O Rubio! — Whistleblower pushback — You cannot be Syrias! — Endgame in Afghanistan — Miscellany: From Twelve Angry Men to Six Diverse Women; Ugly Americans; The plague of bastardy — Signoff with Callas
6/15/13	Intro — Whistleblower or traitor? — Raison d'État — Libertarianism in one country — Heavens to Betsy — Blackety-blackety-black black black — Miscellany: George Zimmerman, Professional Defendant; There goes the neighborhood; Out of the frying pan, into the welfare system — Signoff with Hard-Hearted Hannah
6/8/13	Intro — The Weird Sisters — Why human rights turn out wrong — Murky Turkey — Hold tight to that First Amendment — Weighty matters — Miscellany: Auf wiedersehen, Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz; Breast milk lollipops; Happiness gurus commit suicide — Signoff with Eddie Cochran
6/1/13	Intro — United Kingdom of pussification — Lethal tolerance — Caribbean connections — Obamacare looms — Zimmerman is toast — Miscellany: Which nation gets most approval worldwide?; Witchcraft convictions in Saudi Arabia; U.K. food fascists target chips; Frenchman eats grandmother — Signoff with Carousel
5/25/13	Intro — Et in Arcadia ego — Muslims thank Europe for taking them in — Why are we there? Why are they here? — Celebrating diversity in Sweden — Scandalopolis, D.C. — Miscellany: Kiss your country goodbye, Gringos!; Blitzer's Bible Belt blunder; Fort Hood shooter will go to trial! — Signoff with the Dutchman
5/18/13	Intro — The politicization of the IRS — TIGTA spills the beans — If only it were the politicians — Depressive realism — Richwine roundup — Miscellany: Remembering the Dam Busters; Has the U.S.A. reached Peak Jobs?; Tawana Brawley's fundraiser; U.N. wants us to eat insects — Signoff with Burl Ives
5/11/13	Intro — The Cleveland kidnapper — Where to go for honest race talk — Should Britain be an independent nation? — Benghazzzzi — Witchcraft at Harvard — Miscellany: Genius hero lefty; Printing a handgun; Chris Christie is fat; Socialism's winners — Signoff with an Easter hymn
5/4/13	Intro — Immigration bill boosters showing flop sweat — Comprehensively hating Americans — More vile slanders against a great man — Human affairs aren't math — Dr. Gosnell's house of horrors — Fat boy jerks our chain — Miscellany: get a government job, series #469,807; One born every minute; Animal stories — Signoff: diva does Broadway
4/27/13	Intro — A case of absimilation — Refugee roulette — Who'll guard the guards? — Premature Islamophobe — Re-inflating the housing bubble — Miscellany: Redheads now a designated victim group; We are not what we were; Naked intrudress; DHS opposes law enforcement; Tiger in the toilet — Signoff with Tannhäuser
4/20/13	Intro — Bombs at the Marathon — Oderint dum metuant — Schumer-Rubio immigration lie-o-rama — Seeing off Maggie — Gun bill shot down — Miscellany: Shortage of nonwhite lifeguards; Bashar Assad talks sense; Schumer-Rubio immigration bill is war on Americans; Science news — Signoff with Tom Lehrer
4/13/13	Intro — A great lady passes — Gang of Eight seals America's fate — Sessions for President! — Gun rights on the curtilage thereof — He shot the sheriff — Anthony Weiner, bulging with ambition — Miscellany: Southern Poverty Law Center still an authority for "journalists"; Traducing a great man; Science news & custard — Signoff with Barbara Mandrell
3/30/13	Intro — Derbs make dash for freedom — China's long game — Sing-along-a-Peng — Microaggression — Born too soon — Ogooglebar — How to get the thigh of the grasshopper — Harry Reid's Believe It Or Not — No habla Inglés — Norks gone wild — SCOTUS and the gays — Say rude words, lose your constitutional rights — Lessons of Cyprus — One is the loneliest number — Signoff with 月兒高
3/23/13	Intro — Eeek! White guy writes about race! — Curse of the penis snatchers — Cyprus in crisis — Bongos for the Archbishop — I love you, Ann Coulter — Signoff
3/16/13	Intro — New Pope — Tuition for criminals but not for soldiers — The new aristocrats — Racist cops shoot baby-faced teen — Aimez-vous les femmes? — Queen Elizabeth's secret defense — Miscellany: Conservative fissures at CPAC; What ruined Detroit; Hugo Chávez won't be embalmed — Signoff
3/9/13	Intro — Great White Defendants — Terror on Campus — The man who brought down a communist dictatorship — Sequesterday, the musical — Dennis does Pyongyang — Miscellany: Public sector takes a hit; Gun control makes me so MAD!; Brits ban imaginary guns; Lions misbehaving; Hamster frying — Signoff with Wagner
3/2/13	Intro — Nationalism across the pond — And the Silly Party candidate is … — The Oscars in German — Fat City, D.C. — News from Turkmenistan — A patriotic Senator — Hagel makes home base — Signoff with Monty Python
2/23/13	Intro — Horseburgers — Sequester this! — Biden gets his gun — News from Airstrip One — B-list murder — Miscellany: Too many people like Maker's Mark; Flatulence in flight; Best wishes to Larry Auster — Signoff
2/16/13	Intro — Can't deport 11,000,000? How about just 1? — SOTU: Could you mail it in, please? — Rampage against the LAPD — Bye-bye, Benedict — Miscellany: Olympics drops wrestling; Pet jellyfish; Les Miserables, the movie — Signoff
2/9/13	Intro — Gesture politics — Cantor turns coat — Non-Hispanic whites to GOP: What are we, chopped liver? — Heroes and villains of the Rhodesia story — The gay news — Gun-happiest places voted for Obama; Year of the snake — Signoff with Silent Cal
2/2/13	Intro — Electing a new people — Israel reality check — Israel hits Syria — The forever war — World's most fearless translator — Homo hound hunch — The next angry minority — Law schools emptying out — Muslims take offense! — Signoff with Chesterton
1/26/13	Intro — Messing with the privates — Fighting on the wrong side — The next failed state — Bibi squeaks out a win — The Inauguration in verse and song — Miscellany: Michelle's bangs; Janet Napolitano on "cyber-hygiene"; Muslim protests unblessed chicken; Miscellany miscellany — Signoff
1/19/13	Intro — What's the Puerto Rican for chutzpah? — Gun control kabuki — Rubio slithers forward — Head Start never ends — Erin go multicultural — Miscellany: Hate Studies dominate college history teaching; News from Mali; Egypt's new president; Upside of a downfall — Signoff with the mad goat
1/12/13	Intro — They want your guns — Hagelian dialectic — MOOC learning — Scofflaw-in-Chief — Kill the white devils! — Miscellany: The perils of "middle-class-ness"; Use your EBT card at Pussycat Lounge!; Haiti, three years on — Signoff with General Melchett
1/5/13	Intro — Will America see the light? — Kicking the can over the cliff — Republicans are revolting — Amnesty and gun control — The war about nothing — Miscellany: Russia bans adoption of orphans; Rest in peace, Judge Robert Bork; Better dead than rude (cont.) — Signoff

2012
12/22/12	Intro — A zone of chaos — Guns and liberty — I'm eccentric, you're weird, he's crazy — Is it the culture's fault? — Miscellany: ChiComs chide us for violence; Shakespeare too male; Toilet technology advances — Signoff with the King
12/15/12	Intro — Kill Boomer scum! — Allons enfants de la Patrie! — Norks in space — Anti-white triumphalism — Unions take a hit — Signoff
12/8/12	Intro — We hired the money, didn't we? — Bring in the clowns — Not cynical enough — Americans, your government hates you — Miscellany: Digging up diversity; George Zimmerman vs. the media; Obama's uncle skates; God is a mouse — Signoff with Robert Burns
12/1/12	Intro — Towards the cliff edge — Rice, Paddy? — Sexiest dictator alive — Brits want their country back … some of them — Miscellany: Dust settles in the Mideast; Revival of Divine Kingship; Ruth Bader Ginsburg wants all-girl SCOTUS; Bite your nose, racist — Signoff with Ray Charles
11/24/12	Intro — Turkey news — Another great Arab victory — Eternal recurrence in the Middle East — A song for the season — Jesse Jackson, Jr. jettisons job — The ultimate insomnia cure — The nation that once terrified the world — Signoff
11/17/12	Intro — Petraeus goes All In — The Uniform Code of Derb Justice — A burst of realism on sex — A burst of realism on demography — Wheeee! … Over the fiscal cliff — ChiComs get a new something-or-other — Miscellany: Israel-Gaza, the cycle of futility; Burger-making robots; Three months jail for anti-Catholic chant; Revenge of the males — Signoff with Dr. West's Medicine Show
11/10/12	Intro — Republicans are white, but whites aren't Republican — Bye-bye, Miss American exceptionalism — R.i.P, GOP? — The shape of things to come — Election round-up — Miscellany: Goat for sale; Where is the Head Start report?; Trainer's tip from the bishop's palace — Signoff
10/27/12	Intro — The GOP commits slow suicide — Telescopic diplomacy — Israel, Iran, and the bomb — The weird logic of racial reporting — George McGovern passeth away — Nostalgia Corner: The Cuban missile crisis — Pussification, a vent — Miscellany: Execution by mortar; Gasoline from air; How many of us are homosexual?; Justice Kagan on her own diversity — Signoff with Telstar
10/20/12	Intro — Riots if Obama loses? — The second debate: body language, picayune demands, skewed facts, and an irritating usage — The second debate: immigration in clichés — Angela does Greece — The case against Europe — The Germans are German — New York goes up — Miscellany: Foreign aid generosity tables; Extreme Cheapskates; Two remarkable achievements — Signoff: The romantic Italian opera
10/13/12	Intro — How will the Supremes obfuscate affirmative action this time? — Holistic individualized consideration — The three horsegirls of the Libyan apocalypse — Romney's foreign policy: Keep doing what we're doing! — Paul Ryan: the Cincinnati Kid — Miscellany: WW1 full re-enactment?; How not to skin a squirrel; Miscellany miscellany — Signoff
10/6/12	Intro — Romney defeats Obama on points — Single white women hate Romney — Romney ♥ illegals — George Zimmerman sues NBC — One cheer for the Serbs — Miscellany: Border Patrol agent killed by invaders; Grass theft; Eaten by hogs — Signoff with Carreras
9/29/12	Intro — Democracy's a flop — Obama to blacks: Drop dead — Obama: One of the 47 percent — Support the civilized man — Olds from the Near East — MSNBC rant — Miscellany: Bitter clingers = Islamist radicals; Li'l Squinty comes shopping; The end of driving; The one item of government spending you can't cut — Signoff with an operatic trio
9/22/12	Intro — Romney fundraiser: The 47 percent — Income tax vs. republican government — Romney fundraiser: Palestinians — Muslims going wild — Ructions in the West Pacific — Boobs, royal and well-spaced — Miscellany: Flag-burning may be hazardous to your health; Junk on a platter; Drones taking off; News from Uttoxeter — Signoff with Hank
9/14/12	Intro — Extreme movie criticism — The fundamentals of international intercourse — Groveling to the barbarians — Our war against Libya — Education and demographics — U.S. economy bumps along the bottom — Miscellany: Chicago Sun-Times goes metric; An Obama voter speaks; King Tut had manboobs — Signoff
9/7/12	Intro — Democrats convene: hegemony of straight white European males is so over — Devious Deval Patrick's devastating deviations — Julian Castro shows some ethnic leg — Michelle Obama on being Mrs. Obama — The Clinton years: a fool's paradise — Can democratic capitalism go on funding democratic socialism? — Signoff
8/31/12	Intro — GOP convention, zzzzzz — Racist, shmacist — Tampa, FL, PC — Media Gnostics — Rand Paul roots for the Arctic Alliance — Ryan, Christie, Mrs. Romney, Ms. Rice, and Pal — A hero and a gentleman, R.i.P. — Miscellany: Todd Akin on legitimate rape; Prince Harry misbehaves; One lady finds herself …; another suffers a most distressing condition — Signoff
8/17/12	Intro — Paul Ryan: The economy? The National Question? One out of two ain't bad — Joe Biden's gaffe-o-rama — Election: polls & prospects — Southern Poverty Law Center whips up hate against "hate" — Janet Napolitano's DHS: No Guys Need Apply — Bloomberg, Murdoch want cheaper help — Out of the shadows, up to the head of the line — Miscellany: Special glasses; Green on blue; Who's paying the Weiner's rent?; Cornell University teaches hip-hop; Real friendship — Signoff
8/10/12	Intro — Illegal alien may not practice law, even in California — Importing poverty — Adam and Rachel: An American morality play — Throwing the match, throwing the election — Hate music, white and black — Veepstakes — Facecrime — Miscellany: Curiosity lands on Mars; A pool stinks in Brooklyn; Vibrator giveaway leaves women unsatisfied; UCLA panders to illegal aliens — Signoff
8/3/12	Intro — Chick-fil-A chic — Gorilla suicide — Olympics: rancor and freaks — Legally illegal — Olympics: Pyongyang on the Thames — Mitt Romney's travels — Signoff
7/27/12	Intro — Athlete takes heat for tweet, can't compete — Teeny concession on Munich Olympics victims — Colorado shooter: the randomness of it — Colorado shooter: blame the Tea Party — Romney adviser's "Anglo-Saxon" gaffe — Chick-Fil-A and Chicago values — Huma's rights — Signoff
7/20/12	Intro — Professional politicians, Bah! — Anthony Weiner thrusts himself forward — Obama's view of business — Pool panic on Park Avenue — Pool panic in Brooklyn (cont.) — Failure rewarded, excellence punished — Interracial crime numbers, revisited — Miscellany: George Zimmerman faces new charges; London Summer Olympics, an etnomasochoistic carnival …; … and a pickpocket's paradise; Britain's decline in a slice of toast — Signoff
7/13/12	Intro — Romney bombs at the NAACP — California dreaming of fiscal solvency — George Zimmerman out on bail again — George Zimmerman: What's going on here — NAACP irony alert — Banking, bureaucracy, and politics — Condi for veep? — Railroad to nowhere — China cracks down on illegals — Chicago's mysterious crime statistics — Signoff
7/6/12	Intro — (Not) talking about diversity — Dept. of Justice jumps shark — Obamacare decision fallout — Tom and Katie split — The Higgs boson — Celebrating the Fourth — Signoff
6/29/12	Intro — SCOTUS rules on Obamacare — Healthcare: arguing about the price — SCOTUS rules on Arizona's SB 1070 — Israel's Operation Wetback — QE2 meets IRA — Miscellany: Uruguay legalizes pot; Goat meat special; Technology news; House votes Eric Holder in contempt — Signoff
6/22/12	Intro — Rodney King, RIP — Obama's amnesty for illegals — Mexicans not hungry — Executive Privilege on Fast & Furious — Obama's fictional autobiography — Signoff
6/15/12	Intro — Faster and More Furious — New York, New York, it's a wonderful town — Not enough government workers! — Obama's poll numbers sliding — Oh, those wacky Kennedys! — Our ten most dangerous cities — New York education clown show — Miscellany: PC whorl point; Prosecutors go after Zimmerman's family; Should Ranger School take women?; Canada curbs "hate speech" witch-hunters; Send us more Muslims!; Child support for 15 baby mommas; African illegals in Israel (cont.); Something happened in Egypt; National-security leaks from the White House — Signoff
6/8/12	Intro — Wisconsin: Yee-hah! — Wisconsin: smugness and hyperbole pn the left — Who's the criminal, Zimmerman or Corey? — Israel: a light unto the Gentiles — Holderization in the Department of Agriculture — Cannibalism: Zombie invasion or news-fashion trend? — A despot's long shadow — Miscellany: It's officially Obama v. Romney; Fifty Shades of Gray; Brits confess racism; We all like residential segregation; Britain's royal jubilee; We have a new poet laureate — Signoff: Ray Bradbury, RIP.
6/1/12	Intro — Syria: Leave 'em alone — Private enterprise in space — Wisconsin recall vote — Not fit to print — Bloomie's war on soda — Mugabe gets U.N. tourism post — Miscellany: A Memorial Day question; Germany's frustration with Greece; Strange body-part stories; Gunfight over Kool-Aid — Signoff
5/25/12	Intro — Obama's too white — Mitt Romney's edu-cant — Michael Bloomberg hates you — Rutgers spycam sentencing — Tinley Park fracas — Immigration riots in Israel — Miscellany: Facebook IPO flops; Ker-ching Karzai thanks us; South African prez adds a wife; Minimum wage Dad has 30 kids; Zuck weds — Signoff: Robin Gibb, RIP
5/18/12	Intro — Europe on the lip of the waterfall — Fudging the illegal numbers — Rev. Jeremiah Wright redux — More evidence in the Zimmerman case — Miscellany: Obama & his agent, no story; Anarcho-tyranny in the Tyler Clementi case; Facebook goes public; U.S. births now majority nonwhite — Signoff: with Kathleen Ferrier
5/11/12	Intro — European elections: Greece — European elections: France — Obama supports same-sex marriage! — Editorial support … not — Federal inmate scores primary triumph — John Travolta, there's the rub — The anti-racist cringe, U.K. — Islamophobophobia in the U.S. military — Signoff
5/4/12	Intro — Government scandals — Budget follies — The majority-minority Democratic Party — Europe's rising ethnonationalism — Chinese dissident Chen Guangcheng — Obama's white girlfriend — Miscellany: Islamists rule on sex with corpses; Has illegal-alien triumphalism peaked?; "A man was attacked by a group of people"; Our most & least peaceful states — Signoff: with Zorba
4/6/12	Intro — Obama disses Supremes — The nutty Professor Obama — Who's the activist? — The judiciary is not our friend — Notes from underground — Obama's uncle back on the road again — Eric Holder channels George Wallace — The Trayvon Martin case (cont.) — Signoff
3/30/12	Intro — Obamacare hearings — GOP veep pick: Rubio? — Onyango Obama (cont.) — Trayvon Martin case: journalistic misconduct — Trayvon Martin case: journalistic bright spots — Miscellany: Democracy marches forward in Turkmenistan!; Fifteen felony charges for a prank; Ms Universe Canada a Mx; Repatriating foreign felons; Priscilla Buckley and Hilton Kramer, RIP — Signoff
3/23/12	Intro — MSM follies — Toulouse shooting — Antisemitism in Europe — Trayvon Martin case — Small coup in Mali, not many dead — Signoff: with Jim McCann
3/16/12	Intro — Afghanistan: U.S. soldier goes berserk — Afghanistan, four years on — Af-graft-istan — The trial of Edwin Ramos — Africa: the White Tweeter's Burden — Africa: heart of anti-gayness — Barack ♥ Dave — Miscellany: Mitt ahead in GOP primaries; Germany needs a monarch; Youngest ever Iditarod winner — Signoff
3/9/12	Intro — Sandra Fluke testifies — Rush apologizes — Sex at college — Bin Laden's wife trouble — Obama and Bibi do AIPAC — Signoff
3/2/12	Intro — Spinning the economy — Making a deal with the Norks — It's raining apologies — Stuff happening in Syria — Russia's election — Tibetans burn — GOP primaries — Miscellany: OT spigot gushes in Baltimore; Sdrawkcab sdrow syas lag aihpledalihp; Obama's uncle's non-deportation (cont.); Morris & Reggie get tomahawks out — Signoff: with Cinderella Callas
2/24/12	Intro — GOP Arizona debate: form — GOP Arizona debate: content — Turkmenistan's election — Iran kicks over the traces — John Glenn, 50 years on — Afghanistan is upset — Signoff
2/17/12	Intro — "Free" contraception — Official federal advocate for illegal immigrants — The Tyler Clementi case goes to trial — Foreign Aid follies — Syria — Pat Buchanan definitely fired — Miscellany: Praising Allah in the Rockies; Confused Woman Gives Birth; The dangers of Safer Missouri; Our lousy voter databases; Rev'm Al loses one — Signoff: with Gracie
2/10/12	Intro — My CPAC address — Signoff
2/3/12	Intro — Mitt wins Florida — Concern for the poor — The dog that didn't bark — Donald Trump blah blah — Obama the Christian — College follies — Syria, Egypt — Miscellany: New York City passes costs milestone; Our loyal Afghan allies; Facebook's IPO — Signoff
1/27/12	Intro — Newt vs. Mitt — Getting rich, right ways and wrong ways — Lunar Newt — Cutting the military — Gangs of Long Island — Haiti still a ruin — Miscellany: Pat dumped from MSNBC, official; Bill Gates says his taxes are too low; Nuckin Futs Down Under; Miscellany miscellany — Signoff
1/20/12	Intro — Mitt speaks French — Newt's wife problems — Mitt's near-death experience — Sinking of the Concordia — Microsoft's avoid-the-ghetto app — Signoff: with Edith Piaf
1/13/12	Intro — Romney wins New Hampshire — Warming to Mitt — Ron Paul's strong showing — Myth of Japan's failure — No Israeli citizenship for Palestinian wives — Syria something something — The chutzpah of Joran van der Sloot — Pat Buchanan booted from MSNBC? — Miscellany: Andrew Cuomo's big ideas; Heroine of the week; Michael Bloomberg surpasses himself in sliminess; Knickers stories — Signoff
1/6/12	Iowa caucuses special: Intro — Caucuses: general — Caucuses: Rick Santorum — Caucuses: Michele Bachmann — Caucuses: Ron Paul — Adderall shortage — Hispanics vote left — Outsourcing destroys innovation — Miscellany: Military budget cut, ants to take over; The Los Angeles arsonist is diverse!; Miscellany miscellany — Signoff

2011
12/23/11	Intro — KJI, RIP — Holder says criticism of him is racist — Gingrich losing altitude — War on Christmas — Punish the innocent, reward the guilty — Payroll tax wrangle — UK, PC — Miscellany: Google's self-driving car; Genocide makes work for lawyers; Higgs boson spotted; Miscellany miscellany — Signoff: Gracie's written a letter to Santa
12/16/11	Intro — Iraq War ends — Blimprich still airborne — "The menace of illegals" — The perils of Putin — Eric Holder, libertarian — Corzine blames the back office — Cameron makes a stand — Miscellany: Google's self-driving car; Genocide makes work for lawyers; Higgs boson spotted; Christopher Hitchens, RIP; Miscellany miscellany — Signoff
12/9/11	Intro — The good blimp Newt still aloft — Russia's elections — News from Turkmenistan — Government can't stop spending — Afghanistan: The Forever War — Obama pegs foreign aid to homosexual activism — Signoff
12/2/11	Intro — Russian elections — Iran loots British embassy — The U.S. Campaign trail — Signoff
11/18/11	Intro — GOP candidate chaos: Perry — GOP candidate chaos: Cain — GOP candidate chaos: Newt — GOP candidate chaos: the result — The gathering fiscal crisis — Marines to Australia — Wall Street de-occupied — Miscellany: Britain's metal thieves; Debt supercommittee nears deadline; Afghan numerology — Signoff
11/11/11	Interview with Seth Forman, author of American Obsession: Race and Conflict in the Age of Obama
11/4/11	Intro — Harassment humbug — Who's going after Herm? — The Euro crisis — Switzerland deports spongers — Leadership deficit on OWS riots — Signoff
10/28/11	Intro — Occupy Oakland riot — Crybaby culture — Chuck Schumer's homebuyer visa — Free speech under threat — Miscellany: ChiComs to Europe's rescue; Perry fades in polls, Herm holds up; Pat's new book; Woodpecker mystery solved — Signoff: with the Woody theme
10/21/11	Intro — Muammar, we hardly knew you — Israeli prisoner swap — Troops to Uganda — GOP Las Vegas debate — Miscellany: World population passes seven billion; D.C. our richest city; Shanks for the memories — Signoff
10/14/11	Intro — GOP debate: Mitt & Herm — GOP debate: immigration — Religions and cults — Iranian plot? Or not? — Hispanic Heritage Month — Miscellany: Steve Jobs, belated RIP; Occupy Wall Street, GOP allies; Herm loses Uzbek-American vote; Nuptials in Bhutan — Signoff: with Gracie
10/07/11	Intro — Occupy Wall Street — Cupertino shooting — Politics — Alabama's immigration law — Miscellany: Faster than light?; Physics Nobelist doubts global warming; Women's rights v. hyper-fertility; ChiComs diss the Nobel Peace Prize again; ESPN drops Hank, Jr. — Signoff: with Hank, Jr.
9/30/11	Intro — GOP candidates: roundup — GOP candidates: Herman Cain — GOP candidates: teasers — Pakistan's brain, and ours — Miscellany: Job creation in Texas (cont.); Absimilation in Mass.; Swiss ban burqas; Bookstore stories; Nekkid in the car wash blues — Signoff: with the Beatles
9/23/11	Intro — Another GOP candidates' debate — Texas creates jobs … for Mexicans — Capital punishment — Where is Muammar? — Lampedusa riot — Li'l Squinty at the U.N. — Miscellany: Palestinian Arabs lobby U.N.; A few gay men (but more women); The Cherokees and their freedmen; What goes up … — Signoff: with Hank
9/16/11	Intro — Upset in New York 9th — Administration panic — Canoe report — GOP candidates — Erdoğan's folly — Miscellany: Honoring a true hero; The Solyndra non-surprise; Greeks default; Australia's three sexes — Signoff: with Big Bill
9/9/11	Intro — GOP debate: Social Security — GOP debate: The field — GOP debate: The National Question — Obama's jobs speech — 9/11 anniversary — Miscellany: Obama takes blacks for granted because he can; NJ anti-bullying law outrage; Jimmy Hoffa II v. Tea Party; The problem with USPS — Signoff: O Welche Lust
9/2/11	Intro — Department of Illegal Labor — Obama's jobs speech — Schedule clash, executive v. legislature — Obama's uncle — "To Hell With Them" Hawks: Syria — "To Hell With Them" Hawks: Libya — Miscellany: Climate change denial the new racism; Dick Cheney writes a book; Michele Bachmann & Jehovah's wrath; Kangaroo genome sequenced — Signoff: with Leadbelly
8/26/11	Intro — Natural disasters — GOP presidential candidates — DSK off the hook — Jobs: foreigners get first pick — Libya: For shame! — Miscellany: MLK monument unveiled; "Borat" a racist insult; Meteorite hits Peru — Signoff: with Gracie
8/19/11	Intro — Iowa straw poll — Getting to know Rick Perry — Anti-Perry forces gather — The whitewater economy — Jobs, jobs, jobs — Miscellany: Jihandis target Letterman; Plane pee panic; Radio makes you happy! — Signoff
8/12/11	Intro — Iowa debate — Can Obama be beaten? — Comment threads — Riots in England — Wisconsin: High and Low — Miscellany: Congress fails to make all kids smarter than average; Foreign nations dictate Arizona law; Bert & Ernie marriage rumors quashed — Signoff
8/5/11	Intro — Economic white water — Congress cuts a deal — Hysteria on the Left — Famine in Africa — Norway massacre follow-up — Miscellany: GOP & Dems air first campaign ads … in Spanish; President Gurbanguly Berdymukhammedov calls election; Immigrant Pride Month in L.A.; Diversity in Italy; People of Wal-mart — Signoff
7/29/11	Intro — Norway massacre: Background — Norway massacre: The perp — Norway massacre: The Great White Terrorist — The U.S.A. has terrorists, too! — Obama addresses The Race — Debt limit negotiations endgame — Miscellany: Get a federal Government Job; Broken up and sold for scrap; Somalia bans samosas; DSK accuser squeezes out tears — Signoff: with Satie
7/22/11	Intro — Debt limit fandango — Attack of the Tiger Wife — Rahm Emanuel gets testy — Michele Bachmann's headaches — Rick Perry to run? — Miscellany: Plucky little Belgium; Hispanic crime stats explained; Mad for Thad — Signoff
7/15/11	Intro — Debt limit negotiations — The Gaza non-flotilla — Iraq: Please stay longer so we can kill more of your guys — Iraqi refugees — A base hit for the tax man — Miscellany: Omaha teachers learn to hate white people; Thomas Edison out, Liberace in; Brit phonetapping scandal explained; A nation is born — Signoff
7/8/11	Intro — The debt limit: history — The debt limit: options — Real reality — Casey Anthony acquitted — Last flight of the Space Shuttle — Miscellany: Mexican murderer fried; Educators cook the books; Dismal figures on the economy; Tribute to the Fourth — Signoff: with Gracie
7/1/11	Intro — Obama wants to raise taxes — Same-sex marriage in New York — The Gaza flotilla — DSK case collapses — ChiComs celebrate their birthday — Miscellany: Mere anarchy is loosed; Is Obama a Richard?; How long before an illegal-alien President? — Signoff: The Stars and Stripes Forever
6/24/11	Intro — Obama's Afghanistan speech — Presidential contenders: Huntsman, Perry, Christie — SCOTUS Wal-Mart decision — Somali refugees — Debt limit talks break down — A case of national suicide — No more spanking — Miscellany: Feds crack down on sex jokes; Geert Wilders acquitted; Middle East zzzzzz; U.N. Human Rights Council, heh — Signoff
6/17/11	GOP Candidates' Debate Special: Intro — Debate: general — Debate: the National Question — Debate: War & foreign policy — Debate: social issues — Debate: wrap-up — Weiner quits — Turkish election — Miscellany: Heartbreak for Hef; Our leftist kritarchy; Baffling Buddha — Signoff: some Mozart
6/10/11	Intro — Unemployment and exports — Obama no longer cool — Romney rolls on — SCOTUS gives illegals a break — Refugee resettlement follies (cont.) — Obama's advisor on religion hates America — Lost in Afghanistan — Miscellany: Newt's campaign implodes; Germany's green hypocrisy; Dr Jack Kevorkian RIP; Not a weasel! — Signoff: The Ice Cart
6/3/11	Intro — You say Weener, I say Winer — Presidential hopefuls — The economy, Stupid — Cops creator fesses up — Fix the schools! — Iraqi more peaceful, refugees more numerous — Miscellany: How many Hispanics are Mexicans?; NATO and Libya; North African refugees all over; Sold his kidney for an iPad — Signoff
5/27/11	Intro — Property and Freedom Society — Tornadoes strike — Democrats' victory in NY 26th — Tucson apologizes to lunatics — Miscellany: Oprah's departure; Mookie's return; The world has ended; What shape is an electron? — Signoff
5/20/11	Intro — All the way with DSK — The EU's slow crack-up — Right-wing social engineering — The SSI babies — Haiti's new president, America's new Haitians — Miscellany: What is the IMF?; Light at end of Afghan tunnel?; Feds hit borrowing limit; Cash for the Middle East; The Donald drops out — Signoff: with Gracie
5/13/11	Intro — Ex-government employee confronts Obama — Alligators and moats — White House poetry gathering — Ructions in Arabia — Signoff: with Gracie
5/6/11	Bin Laden Termination Special: Intro — A brilliant operation — The hard men — Not mafficking — The political angle — Innocents abroad — Conspiracy theories: the continent of gnosticism — Sidebar issues — Aftermath — Signoff
4/29/11	Royal Wedding Special! Intro — Ron Paul announces — Obama's birth certificate — Bernanke gives a presser — Devastation in the southeast — Alan Hevesi's pension (cont.) — Carter calls for aid to North Korea — Signoff: Rule Britannia!
4/22/11	[NB: For some reason unknown to me, the sound file for this week's podcast has not survived.] Intro — The Big Splatter — Vittorio Arrigoni RIP — Alan Hevesi's pension — Presidential "call to arms" on immigration — No more whiffle-ball — Gary Johnson to run for Prez — Royal Wedding: no comment — Signoff: The Roast Beef of Old England
4/15/11	Intro — Obama-style deficit reduction — The way we fiscally were — The Donald throws his hair into the ring — The bogus budget deal — Will the South Rise Again? — Judges vs. law enforcement — The re-nationalization of Europe — Miscellany: Where are the ORR reports?; Duke University "rape victim" on a murder charge; No looting in Japan; France implements anti-burqa law — Signoff
4/8/11	Intro — The 2011 budget mess — The 2012 budget mess — Radio Derb's 2012 budget proposal — Beverly Hills Sabras — Carelessness in Libya — Al-Qaeda returns to Afghanistan — Miscellany: Dylan in China; Home exorcism; The Tour de Pakistan; Paleolithic poofery — Signoff
4/1/11	Intro — Obama's war — Inflation on the march — The Middle East's problem: too much diversity — Obstetric tourism flourishes — Border fence incomplete — Census results — Miscellany: Judges tell govt. to spend more; Housing bad news; Public sector up, private down; Superglue inventor RIP; Signoff
3/25/11	Intro — The Libyan War — Ructions in Bahrain — UCLA's double standard — Justice Dept. will do anything for a Muslim — Budget baloney — A Few Good Men … Kissing Each Other — Miscellany: Illegal Marines; The guy who married a pillow (cont.); 2012 campaign movement; Japan earthquake update — Signoff
3/18/11	Intro — Continuing irresolution — Suicide of a democracy — Japan: the nuclear crisis — Japan's demeanor — Taoism for Libya — West Bank massacre — "Biblical exodus" from Africa — Miscellany: Happy birthday, Italy!; Who pays La Raza's bills? We do; UCLA "ching chong" outrage; Seeking newlywed report — Signoff
3/11/11	Intro — A Win in Wisconsin — Exposing NPR — Peter King's hearings on terrorism — Libya, uh-huh — Europe panics over boat people — Defund us not on the lone prairie — Fix the schools! — Miscellany: A public servant in Buffalo; Planes are flimsy; Christians barred from foster parenting; The kindness of strangers — Signoff: with Tex Ritter
3/4/11	Intro — Government shutdown averted — Obama's 2012 budget — The Foreign Aid shuffle — Libya, whatever — Wisconsin standoff (cont.) — Immigration / Multiculti follies — Miscellany: Electric cars not selling; Christie weak on guns and immigration; Why do we need more navy?; Net worth negative $44 trillion — Signoff
2/25/11	Intro — Flight of the Tax-Eaters — Eliminationist on Gaddafy — Saudi immigrant ingrate — New Zealand earthquake — Refugees flooding Europe — Antepenultimate Shuttle flight — U.S. debt payments to quadruple … at least — Miscellany: Where is Tony Rezko?; Under-reporting on the Pearcy massacre; Civility at Columbia U.; I scream, you scream, … — Signoff
2/18/11	Intro — Wisconsin budget battle — Footnote to the preceding — Obama's budget — Losing jobs, gaining people — Ructions in the Arab world — "Biblical exodus" — Lady reporter roughed up in Egypt — The PC military (cont.) — Miscellany: Booty killer suspect; AI wins at Jeopardy; Chandra Levy's illegal-alien killer; Pessimism's a downer — Signoff: Bad times
2/11/11	Intro — Making a book on Egypt — Spending weenies — Sputnik Moments — Cameron vs. Multikulti — State Dept. works at subverting France — The Muslim who beheaded his wife — CPAC report — Geert Wilders' new trial — Miscellany miscellany — Signoff: with Gracie
2/4/11	Intro — Egypt between dictatorships — Yale or jail — Government work from the inside — Arizona-type state laws meet collapsing state finances — Public sector pensions — Sudan referendum on secession — Obamacare in limbo — Miscellany: Brits hurt Mexico's feelings; Malawi outlaws flatulence; Invisible paper clips; Looting antiquities in Egypt — Signoff
1/28/11	Intro — Two cheers for Rand Paul — The Tunisia-Rand Paul connection — The states act while the feds sleep — Dominoes in the Muslim world — Lang Lang shows his patriotism — Afghanistan, the movie — Miscellany: Girl Scouts buck diversity; The looming Betelgeuse collapse; The Pigford scam's congressional enabler; Obama makes a speech … — Signoff: with Gracie
1/21/11	Intro — Post-post-Tucson thoughts — China sends lifelike robot to Washington — Something happened in Tunisia — Bankruptcy for states? — Reuters says immigrants steal jobs — Wonks discover whiteness — Miscellany: George Clooney against multiculti!; Hospitalized with a hickey; Fat Dennis, Sam the Plumber, et al.; Furious flatulence — Signoff: Dostlar beni hatırlasın
1/14/11	Intro — Tucson shooting: Joy on the left — Tucson shooting: Smoking the pipe of peace — Tucson shooting: Locking up lunatics — Tucson shooting: Gun control — The Chinese Mom from Hell — Work till you drop — Miscellany: Fox guarding southern border henhouse; Sudan splits; Ethnocentric hormones; Marriage as art project — Signoff: More Johnnie Ray
1/7/11	Intro — 112th Congress in session — The Delusion of Infinite Wealth — Colonel Macgregor on Afghanistan — Ten percent unemployment for ever? — The 2012 field (cont.) — Why can't we buy Adderall? — Miscellany: A deal for the Octomom; Tackling birthright citizenship; Racist xenophobic Japan wants immigrants to pass tests!; Moon pie drop in Alabama — Signoff: with Johnnie Ray

2010
12/31/10	Intro — The coming collapse of public services — Life in Jim Snow America — Khodorkovsky "trial" — Warming-up for 2012 — Currency wars (cont.) — Ner to wed — Miscellany: Mexico's crime tentacles; Multiculti lunacy in Spain — Obama's biggest disappointment — President Gurbanguly Berdymukhammedov's new media venture — The end of time — Signoff: with Peter Dawson
12/24/10	Intro — "Don't ask, don't tell" repealed — Army / Education Trust report on military recruits — START treaty — Obama: Naughty or Nice? — Fiscal catastrophe ahead? — Early 2010 Census results — The welfare ratchet — Christmas Day in the Workhouse — Signoff: Gracie's letter to Santa
12/17/10	Intro — Obama converts to capitalism! — DREAM Act to come to the Senate — Terrorist bombing in Sweden — Why are we in Afghanistan? — New Nixon tapes — Christmas Island shipwreck — Miscellany: Canada sends gangbanger to Mogadishu; Federal judge upholds Consitution!; The woman who knows no fear; Wikileaks slanders on President Gurbanguly Berdymukhammedov — Signoff: Putin on Blueberry Heel
12/10/10	Intro — Revenge of the Wikileakers — Tax cuts deal / no deal — Broken DREAM — The Pigford mega-scam — The road to fiscal ruin — Bloomberg for President — 9/11 health scam bill — Liu Xiaobo's Nobel Peace Prize — Miscellany: Sound of tumbrils; Charlie Rangel gets standing ovation; Spanish air traffic controllers' strike; World's fattest woman — Signoff
12/3/10	Intro — Wikileaks (1): Sneaking sympathy — Wikileaks (2): Defensive driving — Norks kick up the dirt — The Moment of Truth on spending — Fry Mumia! — Earmarks: Localize benefits, distribute costs — Homophobia the new racism — Miscellany: Be careful where you yodel; Major clampdown on illegal aliens!; Atheist, or just anti-Christian?; Raising the flag at Columbia — Signoff: with Bluegrass
11/19/10	Intro — New York Times all at sea — Terrorist mass murderer acquitted — California's budget hoax — Charlie Rangel's self-defenestration — DREAMing of amnesty — Miscellany: RINOwski wins Alaska; SC vote a racial headcount; Happy birthday August Möbius!; Miscellany iscellany — Signoff
11/12/10	Intro — Deficit Commission report — Dollars for Palestine — Absimilation — George W. Bush's memoir — Cameron defies the ChiComs — ChiCom gangsterism — Currency wars — It ain't over until the illegal alien wins — Miscellany: MSNBC suspends Keith Olbermann; Bloomberg v. Congress; Taking down Rosa Klebb; Euthanasia humor — Signoff: Keep the Home Fires Burning
11/5/10	Intro — Midterm results: lessons — Midterm results: Turnout — Midterm results: Boehner takes the House — Midterm results: Coastal-stan and Inlandia — Midterm results: The National Question — Tim Wise's head explodes — Rally for genteel liberal irony — Miscellany: Obama to India (cont.); 114 years old, RIP; Muslim prince needs image workover; Remember, remember, the Fifth of November — Signoff: with the Righteous Brothers
10/29/10	Intro — Sharron Angle campaign ad — Judges OK voter fraud — Portland, Me. wants non-citizens to vote — Smart gals go Muslim — Cockney-Islamic republic — The U.S.A. gets more corrupt — Bomb plots roundup — Miscellany: Mayhem in Mexico; California's fiscal mess; Tom Tancredo for governor of Colorado; America's One-Child Policy; Obama to India; Ducking for apples is dangerous — Signoff
10/22/10	Intro — Europe alone? — Our PC military — Don't Ask, Don't Tell a Muslim — All quiet on the eastern front — New York governor race — A look at our elites — Miscellany: Juan Williams fired; Nerdcore; Ag Dept. money for all (except white males); Skydivers love triangle — Signoff
10/15/10	Intro — Buried Dems — Mortgage mess — Li'l Squinty in Lebanon — Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Let Anything Happen Till After November 3rd — Carl, the Rabbi, and the gays — Delaware debate — Texas jet ski murder (cont.) — Miscellany: Liu Xiaobo's Peace Prize; Autonomous car, the supreme test; Alvin Greene speaks; News from Ireland — Signoff
10/8/10	Intro — Pakistan truck convoys attacked — Times Square bomber gets life — Obama betrays his base — Guantánamo Foopie goes on trial — Texas jet skier murder — Geert Wilders on trial — Miscellany: Bedbugs in the Waldorf-Astoria; Don't mis-sing the Philippine national anthem!; Senator Frank Lautenberg outlaws all bad things; The power of Mrs Obama; Charlie the smoking chimp, RIP — Signoff
10/1/10	Intro — Campaigns for governor, NY & CA — North Korea prepares leadership succession — Immigration Subcommittee hearings: Colbert, the jerk with a smirk — Immigration Subcommittee hearings: Carol Swain talks sense — Immigration Subcommittee hearings: Murdoch and Bloomberg pitch for cheap labor — Edbiz follies: Waiting for Superman — Miscellany: China's moon program; Most earthlike planet yet; Osama bin Laden on global warming; D.C.'s most successful lobby; Rahm Emanuel, wha?; Science on whale snot — Signoff: the greatest pop song of WW2
9/24/10	Intro — Velma Hart confronts Obama — Obama addresses Congressional Hispanic Caucus — Carl Paladino closes on Cuomo — Swedish elections — Obama's Aunt (cont.) — Bob Woodward's book — Miscellany: The charmed life of Eleanor Holmes Norton; Larry Summers has had enough; Li'l Squinty at the U.N.; Yemeni chess players in trouble; Homosexuals get AIDS!; Obamacare comes in, premiums go up — Signoff: with Gracie
9/17/10	Intro — GOP primaries: Christine O'Donnell's win in Delaware — GOP primaries: Carl Paladino's win in New York — Primaries: The Flake Factor — Mexican sports reporter bimbo — Bimbos and Aztecs — Medal of Honor — The DREAM Act — Miscellany: Keep your daughter off the pole!; Sweden Democrats rising; Sarkozy expels gypsies; Brits frisk nuns — Signoff
9/10/10	Intro — Burn A Koran Day (1): an American original — Burn A Koran Day (2): a mean poker player — Phil Davison, Republican hero — Illegal alien kills nun — Afghan corruption — Was Ralph Peters right? — Miscellany: Rodney King marries juror; Castro says socialism sucks; Slacker civilization; World's most expensive book — Signoff
9/3/10	Intro — The peace process fantasy — West Bank killings — Latinos kill Latinos, blame America — Wallowing in guilt — Crazy environmentalist gunman — Obama's Iraq speech — News from the mosques — Miscellany: Justice vs. Sheriff Joe; Bank of Afghanistan needs bailout; The Five Fastest-Growing Occupations; Higher healthcare premiums for salarimen; BBC bias to the left! — Signoff: with Gracie
8/27/10	Intro — U.S. economy heading for the cliff edge — 2012 Primaries: Rubio, McCain — 2012 Primaries: the Palin factor — Missionary wars vs. real wars — Newsweek's best countries — Mosque supporters' secretiveness — Miscellany: Glen Beck's D.C. rally; Edbiz follies (cont.); Small war in Africa, only a few million dead; Europe's gypsy problem; Deutschland schlacht sich aus — Signoff: with Fred & Ginger
8/20/10	Intro — Ground Zero mosque: yanking our chain — Ground Zero mosque: pro and con — Combat troops out of Iraq — Combat troops out of Iraq — Pakistan floods — Obama's Auntie's asylum — Miscellany: Third World jobs come back to U.S.; Kenyan tries to sell albino; Homophile public college expels Christian student; Obama's faith; Nude vacations — Signoff
8/13/10	Intro — Flight attendant goes berserk — La Reine in Spain — Charlie Rangel's birthday bash — Wheels coming off U.S. economy — Ramadan-a-dingdong — Birthright citizenship (cont.) — Miscellany: Afghan National Army sallies forth; Our politics goes race-based; Man, mannequin, manual; We hate politicians; SpongeBob almost human — Signoff
8/6/10	Intro — Heroes of the week — Ground Zero mosque-insult (cont.) — British poll on Islam — Proposition 8 ruling: victory for minoritarianism — Proposition 8 ruling: Judge Walker's logic — Birthright citizenship — Middleclass blues — Miscellany: Elena Kagan confirmed for SCOTUS; Social Security back in the red; Bomber targets Li'l Squinty; Hamas chief rubout follow-up; Wyclef Jean runs for president of Haiti; Penis pump for illegal alien — Signoff
7/30/10	Intro — Arizona law judgment — Charlie Rangel's ethics — Chelsea's wedding — Finance Bill poison pills — Afghanistan's diversity — WikiLeaks vex Obama — Miscellany: Churchill's dentures; Gaza, a normal Arab state; Ma Nature helps with Gulf oil spill; Tom Jones is 70 — Signoff
7/23/10	Intro — Ag Department's revolutionary radical — Is the Tea Party racist? — Government jobs roundup — The Ground Zero mosque-insult — Home-grown terrorists — Federal unemployment benefits extended — Journolist helped Obama get elected — Trial lawyers' favorite rock — Signoff
7/16/10	Intro — Congress passes Finance Bill — Obama vs. Osama — The al-Qaeda magazine — Oil Spill arrested — Iroquois Nation wants its own passports — Kagan SCOTUS vote postponed — Miscellany: France bans burqa; Cop tases cop; Zimbabwe can sell diamonds; Argentina goes homogamous; Turkmenistan allows private media — Signoff
7/9/10	Intro — Disappearing summer internships — Feds sue Arizona on immigration checks — Black Panther case (cont.) — Bibi & Obama, sweetness & light — The red-haired hottie Russian spy — NASA's mission to Muslims — Miscellany: Soccer World Cup headlines; "British" terrorists surveyed; Govt. job grifter of the week; Naughty ringtones — Signoff
7/2/10	Intro — Obama immigration speech: the clichés — Obama immigration speech: the lies — Immigration 101 — Jobs and debt — Celebrity follies: Al Gore — Celebrity follies: Mel Gibson — Black Panther case — Miscellany: Gaza is fertile; Belgium break-up?; The right to marry a horse; Google to pay homos more — Signoff: The Stars and Stripes Forever
6/25/10	Intro — General McChrystal fired — Afghanistan rumbles on — Port Chester votes the wrong way! — California city goes broke — UN Human Rights Council hears Muslim complaints — North Koreans not obese — Illegal Harvard sophomore can stay — Miscellany: Indians ascendant; Californians want open borders; Gilad Shalit's human rights; Trouble in Kyrgyzstan, but Gurbanguly Berdimukhamedov safe!; Spain's gay pride parade bans Israel — Signoff
6/18/10	Intro — Gulf oil spill: President's TV address — Gulf oil spill: How do we stop it? — Gulf oil spill: The anti-capitalist crusade — Afghanistan's riches — Illegal-alien Harvard student — Teen sailor has spunk — Bailing out states & cities — Miscellany: Gaddafy compensates IRA victims; Arizona Gov. Brewer replies to Holder; Advice to BP on oil spill; Let's do it, Utah! — Signoff
6/11/10	Intro — The International Community hates Israel — Backing the wrong Palestinians — Helen Thomas de-doyenned — Soccer World Cup — Wilders does well in Dutch election — Jersey-boy jihadis — Gals do well in midterm primaries — Miscellany: Taliban hangs seven-year-old; Old Mexican customs; Gulf oil spill Britain's fault?; Toddlers playing with controlled substances; Gurbanguly vs. Gurbanguly — Signoff
6/4/10	Intro — Gaza love boat, bizarro version — Gaza love boat, real world version — Gaza love boat, Stephen Walt version — The Stupid Party — Oil spill silver lining — Oil spill: nukes & movies — Tale of two counties — Arizona round-up — Miscellany: News of the arts; Workin' on the railroad; Obama's other scofflaw relative; News from Derbyshire; Sportsmanship when it hurts; D'Brickashaw meets the President — Signoff
5/28/10	Intro — Gulf blowout — Troops to the border — Courageous restraint on North Korea — Slow motion Perónism — Dunkirk anniversary — Law-hating lawmaker rear-ended by scofflaw — Miscellany: Justice Dept. against federal law enforcement; Plague of frogs in Greece; Everyone's broke; Conspicuous consumption lives!; 64 days to recover from being spat on; Bringing up the rear — Signoff: Navy Hymn
5/21/10	Intro — State Department apologizes to China for U.S. "discrimination — Obama's Auntie (cont.) — Calderón insults his hosts — Human rights trump national security — Better dead than homophobic — Rand vs. Rachel — Miscellany: Muslim Miss America; First artificially-created species; Trouble in Thailand; Hillary makes angry face, Kim trembles; Mini-international communities; Congress takes action, uh-oh — Signoff
5/14/10	Intro — Kagan nomination (1): The Real World — Kagan nomination (2): Free speech — Kagan nomination (3): Softball — U.K. election follow-up — Hilary & Karzai — Ground Zero mosque — Decline of the summer job — Miscellany: SEALs 3, REMFs 0; The Courageous Restraint medal; Too fat to fight; Kiddie IQs by state; San Francisco transit suspends fare checks; Another anti-P.C. outrage from Arizona; We have Neanderthal DNA — Signoff
5/7/10	Intro — U.K. election — Times Square bomber — No-fly list — Greek bailout — Immigration demonstrations — Blacks-only field trip — Cinco de Mayo — Miscellany: Li'l Squinty at the U.N.; Kim Jong-il visits China; San Francisco city workers in clover; Americans giving up citizenship; U.K., P.C. (cont.); Still more U.K., P.C.; The guy who cremated Hitler; Burka bandits down under — Signoff
4/30/10	Intro — Arizona law on illegals (cont.) — The political vs. the un-political — Open-borders catch-phrases — Gordon Brown drops a clanger — Congress vs. Goldman Sachs — Naval engagements — Miscellany: Foxes review hen-house security; Pond scum on Mars?; ChiCom Olympic cheating; Boobquake Day falls flat; Immigration enforcement, Mexican style; Public-sector workers in gravy — Signoff
4/23/10	Intro — Eyjafjallajökull — VAT … — … vs. IRS — SEC vs. Goldman Sachs — Legal immigration numbers released — U.K. election report — Miscellany: Larry King is right!; Marc Faber, kindred spirit; Iran discovers cause of earthquakes; Li'l Squinty visits Rhodesia; South Park bends over for Islam; The loathsome Bill Clinton; Blagojevich on trial — Signoff
4/16/10	Intro — Thank God for the Atom Bomb — Arizona law on illegals — "IMF" for the states — Gay teen gets own prom — Steve Levy, a politician to watch — Paul-Palin? — "Public charge" doctrine overthrown — Miscellany: Polish tragedy; Not much choice in U.K. election; Compromise on the iPad; An apology to President Gurbanguly Myalikguliyevich Berdymuhamedov; Tiger's teacher; Democrats want to go to Mars — Signoff
4/9/10	Intro — Presidential loquacity — Losing your health insurance — Kyrgyzstan coup — Tiger, Tiger — Never enough nukes! — Rand Paul savages Mitch McConnell — Miscellany: Lucifer at work; Congressmoron fears Guam will tip; iPad appears; Jaime Escalante RIP; John Paul Stevens to retire; Miscellany miscellany — Signoff
4/2/10	Intro — Obama's stealth strategy — GOP is the Party Party — Motes and beams — The HAMP ramp — Money for good behavior — Belgium bans burkas — Murder of border rancher — Signoff
3/26/10	Intro — Healthcare, hallelujah! — Healthcare hitches — Healthcare hurdles — Healthcare hostilities — Healthcare hurrahs — EFTA in the Middle East — Canucks cancel Coulter — Miscellany: Toyota wins again; Sympathy for Sarah Bullock; Immigration amnesty = administrative apocalypse; Google leaves China; Pension apartheid — Signoff: Bad times
3/19/10	Intro — Costing the healthcare bill — Questioning the President — Illegals on the march — Down Mexico Way — ChiCom hanky-panky — Gaddafi talks sense — Netanyahu's brother-in-law disses Obama — Miscellany: Glorifying a psychopath; Moody's may downgrade U.S.A.; Global warming justifies everything; Let me in to your evil racist nation!; Govt. to make dumb kids smart; Detroit deodorant debacle; Leprechauns rob bank — Signoff: with Joseph Locke
3/12/10	Intro — Raza Studies — Rep. Massa resigns — Good old Charlie Rangel — Politics equals wealth — Trouble assembling Suffolk jury — The week of breast milk stories — Education madness — Miscellany: The Slaughter solution; Biden in Israel; Diversity breakdown in Nigeria; Nay to the gay and nix on the tux; Apologies; U.S.A. to continue propping up Iraq puppets; Illegal eating all over — Signoff
3/5/10	Intro — Jim Bunning: Hero of the week — Perry defeats Hutchison in Texas — Healthcare kamikaze — Geert Wilders' preliminary triumph — Israel deports illegal immigrants — Europeans want burka bans — Student strike in California — Miscellany: NY State running out of governors; Radical imam fears deportation; Chris Christie sounds like a conservative; Iraq holds election; Rev'm Wright's book party; Polling on illegal immigration — Signoff
2/26/10	Intro — Dirt in the fuel line — Akio Toyoda, Hero of the Week — Rolling fiscal collapse — Jews flee Malmö — The military's true mission — Judge tosses Bologna suit against San Francisco — Complaints Corner — Shutting down the internet — Miscellany: Winter Olympics key results; Our virtual border wall disappoints; Turkey's military v. Islam; Rhubarb news; Disraeli for our time — Signoff
2/19/10	Intro — Evan Bayh steps down — Global Warming fever cools — Tea Parties: the Empire strikes back — Crazy professor — Iraq endgame — Ugly Americans? — Miscellany: U.S. rescuers kidnappers of Haitian kids released; North Dakota is happy, oh yeah; Palestinian terror boss killed; AmRen conference canceled; Euro bailouts; Obama meets Dalai Lama; Money to burn — Signoff
2/12/10	Intro — Tea Party (1): Tom Tancredo — Tea Party (2): Sarah Palin — Gubmint work in Wisconsin — Looming default (cont.) — New Jobs Bill — Iran's 30th anniversary — Nigeria gets Goodluck and Patience — Miscellany: No dissidents in China!; FLOTUS takes on child obesity; Sleeping beauty seeks prince; Big Easy gets white mayor!; A senator for North Dakota; Keith Olbermann calls apocalypse; Predicting heart disease — Signoff
2/5/10	Intro — Looming default — Greece trap — NASA eNASculated — ChiComs in a huff — Boob bombers — Another Zuma hatched — We hate the census — Miscellany: The Obama Girl; McCain goon squad targets Hayworth; Palin for 2012?; White House staffer says "retarded"; If they ask, you can tell; Obama's scofflaw auntie wants asylum; Death of a language; Longevity pill — Signoff: Kindertotenlieder
1/29/10	Intro — SOTU: Another damned, long, windy speech — SOTU: the GOP response — The Reconquista proceeds apace — Geert Wilders on trial — U.K., P.C. — Khalid Sheik Mohammed trial — FDNY disparate-impact ruling — Miscellany: Uselessness of Head Start confirmed … again; ChiComs stealing our stuff; NASA down, private space ventures up; Ben Bernanke at the Fed; Introduction of the iPad; J.D. Salinger RIP; A basketball player speaks; Cleveland horror — Signoff: With Hank
1/22/10	Intro — Great week for conservatives — Scott Brown wins in Massachusetts — Obama gone? — SCOTUS on campaign finance — Mumia appeal bounces — Air America crashes and burns — Google to leave China (cont.) — Signoff
1/15/10	Intro — Healthcare dealing (1): labor unions — Healthcare dealing (2): illegal aliens — Haiti earthquake — Google in China — Harry Reid's gaffe — Not Martha Coakley for the Senate — Employment news — Italians riot against illegals — Miscellany: A jury of your paws; Showbiz news; Talking sex robot; Oliver Stone's villain; Britain dumbs down schools; IRS Commissioner uses tax preparer; 100 top American conservatives — Signoff
1/8/10	Intro — Healthcare from behind closed doors — The Pants Bomber (cont.) — Triple agent assassin — Educated terrorists — Maggie, immigration skeptic — Polling on immigration — Best countries to live in — Miscellany: Switzerland's six-figure speeding tickets; America, Hospital To The World; Chicago tackles disparate impact; Nevada whorehouse goes unisex; Ireland bends over for Muslims; Prelate talks sense on immigration; Census rancor; Sex-change bureaucrat — Signoff With countertenors

2009
12/30/09	Intro — The Pants Bomber — Air travel security basics — The Yemen problem — Afghanistan a new Vietnam — Berkeley High — We Are Doomed: conclusion — Miscellany: We are the fools of the world; Mexican revenge; House Dems want to abolish U.S. citizenship; ChiComs execute Brit; Get a (state) government job! — Signoff: With Peter Dawson
12/23/09	Intro — Senate to pass healthcare bill — Barack Obama: fiscal conservative — We are the scum of the universe — Kwanzaa fading — China stiffs U.S.A. on climate change — We Are Doomed: introduction — Miscellany miscellany — Signoff
12/18/09	Intro — Government spend-a-thon — Climate Protection Fund — Healthcare bill in trouble — Safe Schools Czar Kevin Jennings — NAFTA at 15 — Arithmetic on the frontier — We Are Doomed: war — Miscellany: Mexican matelots; Berlusconi attacked by cathedral; Houston gets lesbian mayor; The Akaka Bill; The tribal racket; Gingerism — Signoff
12/11/09	Intro — Copenhagen climate summit — Obama graciously accepts Nobel Peace Prize — Tiger Woods' troubles — Al Gore's poem — Second generation terrorists — The refugee rackets — We Are Doomed: education — Miscellany: What about Yak Yak Kumar?; Are Congressional Gold Medals unconstitutional?; Obamacare approaches conception; WaPo blows the gaff on 2nd-generation Latinos; Starving ed reform to death; Private-enterprise suborbital flight — Signoff
12/4/09	Intro — Obama's Afghanistan speech — Jobs summit — Climategate (cont.) — Swiss ban minarets — Criminal justice follies — Congress tackles gatecrashing — We Are Doomed: human nature — Miscellany: NY votes no on homosexual marriage; Healthcare finances; Our Somali terrorists; Barbie's 50th birthday; Tried by a New York jury — Signoff
11/25/09	Intro — Climate Research Scandal — Illegals bankrupt hospitals — Heathcare bankrupts working citizens — "Hunger" in America — Obama's popularity slides — Dithering on Afghanistan — We Are Doomed: foreigners — Signoff
11/20/09	Intro — Khalid Sheikh Muhammed trial — Lawyerization — Sarah Palin's book — Obama in the Far East — Obama lectures Israel — Immigration "reform" again — We Are Doomed: sex — Miscellany: Obama channels One-Eyed Jacks; Happy birthday, Senator Byrd!; Ireland repatriates; Senate healthcare bill; Still more news from Honduras — Signoff
11/13/09	Intro — Death of the West — The Iron House — Ceremonial Deism — Helping the unemployed — 9/11 memorial in Connecticut — Healthcare passes House — We Are Doomed: immigration — Miscellany: D.C. sniper executed; Socialist anniversaries; College freshmen can't do algebra; Lou Dobbs quits CNN; Afghanistan: a diversity of views; More news from Honduras — Signoff
11/6/09	Intro — Election results — Fort Hood rampage — Homosexual marriage, whether we want it or not — The Potential Net Migration Index — Healthcare Bill: indoor relief for bureaucrats and trial lawyers — We Are Doomed: diversity — Miscellany: Peking's purple snow; World's largest terrorist target cruise ship; Do women want to work?; Taxes — only the little people; Wide world of weddings; Go Yankees!; Affluent suburbs don't want "affordable housing"; News from Honduras — Signoff: Obama hymn
10/29/09	Intro — U.N. Housing Rapporteur — New York mayoral election — Welfare for illegals — Harry Reid has tasted dirt — Nervous on Iraq — Dying for a fad in Afghanistan — We Are Doomed: culture — Miscellany: Crimespeak at ESPN; The Large Hadron Collider; Sales rep lynched; Obama the artist; More imported terrorists; Accused flings poop at jurors; Jury duty beats working; MS Windows 7 (groan); Something Honduras — Signoff
10/23/09	Intro — Bankers' bonuses — Government workers take a hit — Nick Griffin's BNP — Geert Wilders goes to Parliament — Afghan prospects — Afghan opium — We Are Doomed: religion — Miscellany: The $19,000 oligarch lunch; Bring back William Howard Taft; Why do lefties hate Fox News?; Illegal aliens: Israel shows the way; Ice-skating bear now a rug; Latest from Honduras; Do not buy a used car from this guy — Signoff
10/16/09	Intro — Obama's Nobel Prize — Another gay moment — Lying about Limbaugh — Pensions over the cliff — Terrorism and immigration — Are we stimulated yet? — We Are Doomed: politics — Miscellany: Offended in Oregon; Homeless in Detroit; Crimespeak in Austin; Burn, bunny, burn; Playboy features Marge Simpson; Remembering Lawn Chair Larry; More stuff happening in Honduras — Signoff: There Are Bad Times Just Around the Corner
10/9/09	Intro — Olympics to Rio — Our quiet, friendly terrorists — Obama disses Lama — Healthcare for The Race — Martyrs' rewards guaranteed white — Our man on the U.N. Human Rights Council — We Are Doomed: the economy — Miscellany: Harry Connick Jr. scolds Australia; Charlie Rangel dodges bullet; Decoupling from the dollar; Border fence fades; Miscellany miscellany — Signoff
10/2/09	Intro — Chicago Olympics? — Chicago: Obama's heritage — Feminists for Polanski — The butt bomber — ChiComs celebrate 60th — Talking to Iran — Terrorists don't need Afghanistan — Miscellany: Sarah Palin's autobiography; Empire State Building celebrates slavery; Illegal alien child molestor hits jackpot; Bubba talks demography; Yale hurts Muslim feelings; Congressional GOP corners Rangel — Signoff
9/25/09	Intro — Obama addresses the U.N. — The Four Pillars of Obamaism — Gaddafy and Squinty laugh at Obama — Mexicans want to come here — Afghan terrorist charged — General McChrystal's report — NY state is broke — Miscellany: Will China take beaver pelts?; Death of a Sultan; Homeless doll; Chávez sniffs U.N. podium; Hunger in E. Africa; Sarah Palin makes a speech; Sad sixties echoes; Honduras something something — Signoff
9/18/09	Intro — Obama nixes anti-missile defenses for E. Europe — Get a government job (cont.) — Jimmy Carter is hard to like — Healthcare for illegals — ACORN gets shelled — Crime round-up — Signoff
9/11/09	Intro — Obama's healthcare speech — Van Jones resigns — Afghanistan is three percent Taliban-free! — Liquid-bomb terrorists convicted — Massachusetts is running out of Kennedys — Climate Change news — Our dedicated public servants — Obama addresses schoolkids — Miscellany: Cocaine on bills; Healthcare demo casualty; Latinos boycott census; Confused about runner's sex; CBO revises deficit up two trillion; Sharing a bed is unhealthy; Really old dogs — Signoff
8/21/09	Intro — Get a government job! — Iraq is booming — Rezko holds out — Store owner shoots robbers — Coping with Islam — The coming great underclass — The Akaka Bill — Miscellany: Sell but don't buy; An Arab hero; Is it a guy or a gal?; Afghan election; Specialist presidents; Bad time to die; California civil servants hurting, boo hoo — Signoff
8/14/09	Intro — Holder seeks CIA prosecutions — Bam, Bam, the amnesty man — Chávez tees off golfers — Hillary loses it — Chino prison riot — Hispanics vs. blacks — Gillibrand home free — Yale chicken on Islam — Miscellany: Holland's most popular activity; Exploring dust; Geekfest in Graz; The state of British conservatism; Lotsa babies named Barack; News from Turkmenistan …; … and Thailand — Signoff: With Mozart
8/7/09	Intro — Sotomayor confirmed — Nazis against Obamacare — Tennyson anniversary — Cash for clunkers — Gym murders — Bubba and the Norks — California prisoners release — Miscellany: Russian subs lurking; Iraq smoking ban; America ♥ happy pills; AARP signs on to Obamacare; Britain's welfare immigration; Miscellany miscellany — Signoff
7/31/09	Intro — Costing Obamacare — Sarah Palin steps down — Brits ban Michael Savage — Stuff going on in Honduras — NY firefighters judgment — Black Panthers intimidated voters — Treasury auction — Miscellany: Obama overload; Don't read the bill, just vote; Robot firefighters; Michael Moore is fat; President Gurbanguly Berdymukhammedov; Triple taser; Stable relationship — Signoff
7/24/09	Intro — Obamacare update — Health care for illegal aliens — The Henry Louis Gates arrest — Berlusconi's a hero — Auditing the Fed — Surgeon General portly — Federal judge says written exams are racist — Miscellany: Gore's home state freezes; Urban country club; A long life well lived; Russia's guilty secret; Suing a genie — Signoff: With Leporello
7/17/09	Intro — Sotomayor hearings — Paying for Obamacare — CIA targeted al-Qaeda! — America welcomes AIDS patients — Seasonal workers — Apollo 11 anniversary — Absimilation — Miscellany: French youths celebrate Bastille Day; Borat's race against time; Flesh-eating robot; Adulterers' website; Sears Tower renamed; Turkmenistan news; Cussing salves pain — Signoff
7/10/09	Intro — Sarah Palin to step down — Pay to play, the Chicago way — Trying to like Peter King — Chinese riots: background — Chinese riots: blessings of diversity — The G8 Summit — Joe Biden on Israel — Miscellany: Robert McNamara RIP; Putin lectures Obama; More stimulus!; Predicting your SSN; Al Franken elected by ACORN; Fed busybodies in school cafeteria …; … and schoolyard — Signoff
7/2/09	Intro — Ricci decision — Stimulus making things better, or worse — Al Franken to the Senate — News from the sinkholes — Mexico's troubles — Signoff: With U.S.A.F. band
6/26/09	Intro — Irangnoramus — Michelle seeks purpose — Sarkozy bans burqas — Mark Sanford's affair — Norks target Hawaii (cont.) — McChrystal's rules of engagement — Judge Sotomayor's clerks — Miscellany: Sports teams insignia panic; Cap and Trade; Carrie Prejean latest; Showbiz deaths — Signoff
6/19/09	Intro — Obama's financial reforms — Li'l Squinty's election win — Witches denied use of church — Death of Bongo — Obama swats a fly — CA meltdown — CA legislator wants apology to Chinese — Miscellany: Lefty gals bewitched?; Chastity Bono opts for surgery; Happy birthday, Poppy; Healthcare's Gordian knot; Naming a new element; Norks target Hawaii; Obama shuts down inquiry into Obama-esque racket; Medicare = a free house — Signoff
6/12/09	Intro — Sotomayor on affirmative action — Nationalism rising in Europe — Antisemitism strikes — Norks sentence U.S. journalists — Timmy's fallen in the well! — Cowboy winner — Uighurs deported to palm-fringed beaches — Miscellany: Carrie Prejean deposed; Borat's cheap grace; Obama straddles on torture pics; Racism makes you fat; Hate Criminal of the Week — Signoff
6/5/09	Intro — Obama's speech to Arab despots (1) — Obama's speech to Arab despots (2) — Tiananmen Square anniversary — Holder's justice: illegal aliens — Holder's justice: Black Panthers — Abortionist, Army recruiter killed — Geert Wilders surging — Miscellany: Take your gun to church; NY Governor discovers the private sector; Sotomayor's "poor choice of words"; Michael Moore hails GM nationalization; Does Allah hate women?; Borat lands on rapper — Signoff
5/29/09	Intro — Sonia Sotomayor hearings — Tribal politics — Nork nukes — Pakistan steps up — Burris bribe — Napolitano in Canada — California's finances — Miscellany: Good night, Jay Leno; D-Day anniversary rancor; Susan Boyle; Royal proxy goes Eskimo; GM meets Chapter 11; Miscellany miscellany — Signoff
5/22/09	Intro — Duelling speeches (1): form — Duelling speeches (2): content — Terrorists in the Bronx — Australia stops immigration — Netanyahu outfoxes Obama — Washington State newspaper bailout — Oxford university elects Professor of Poetry — The mis-government of California — Tiananmen Square Anniversary — Obama's mustard — Signoff
5/15/09	Intro — How are things in Mogadishu? — Obama's federal power grab — Japan wary of T-bonds — Feds back-pedal on security — Black LGBTQTSUIAPOZ comedienne addresses White House correspondents — The Hate Crimes Prevention Act — Grace at Newnham too Christian — Miscellany: Nancy Pelosi goes bananas; Boy George's jail lessons; No dunny, no honey; Something something Pakistan; Trump rescues beauty queen; L.A. cop kicks perp; Berlusconi's doing OK — Signoff: With Renata Tebaldi
5/8/09	Intro — Left triumphalism — Jack Kemp RIP — The MSM stands for something — Poets Laureate — Jacob Zuma elected — Miss California witch-hunt continues — Ecuador joins the Axis of Leftism — Britain bars Michael Savage — Kenya sex strike — Bird smuggler — Plasticated cadavers — Specter on Kemp — SCOTUS vacancy — Compulsory smoking — The Big Three totter — Swine flu came and went — Obama's budget — Cinco de Cuatro — Signoff: With John Sebastian in person
5/1/09	Intro — Specter crosses the aisle — All Obama-ed out — Susan Boyle fades — Swine flu — More on torture — Bernie Madoff's birthday — Ireland's blasphemy law — Guyana comes to America — Repatriation — Tancredo dissed again — Paterson on gay marriage — Miscellany — Signoff
4/24/09	Intro — Beauty pageant horror — Shakespeare's birthday — The true meaning of torture — Smiling pirate — McCain challenged — Robots are coming — Durban II — Napolitano disses Canada again — New Zealand news — Obama ♥ Chávez — Pakistan going down? — Summers snoozes — Signoff
4/17/09	Intro — Napolitano on the (wrong) border — Napolitano on the conservative menace — Tom Tancredo shouted down at UNC — Tea parties! — Israel deports illegals — Capitalism, socialism — Idol sensation — Victory over pirates — Signoff
4/9/09	Intro — Obama bows to the king — Obama on nukes — Sarkozy on assimilation — Obama to push amnesty — McCain reaches out — Hillary stamps her foot — Nork missile — Welfare per state — Jane Austen revised — CBC ♥ Castro — Signoff
4/3/09	Intro — Betty and Phil meet the Royals — Bobbies confront anarchists — Compulsory volunteerism — Our new captains of industry — Welfare for Gitmo grads — Obama's Auntie, the First Scofflaw — Oakland cop killer — Miscellany: Dish detergent war; Gun sales booming; Russians honor Estonian traitor; Madonna shops in Malawi; Mrs Brown gifts Obama girls; Will Israel nuke Iran?; What did she expect for her subway token?; GM's next CEO — Signoff
3/27/09	Intro — Obama overexposed — Economists not much help — The Countess divorce — Maryland, My Maryland — Hillary in Mexico — Hillary and the Norks — Chris Dodd, an expensive legislator — Miscellany: ChiComs crack the whip on South Africa; A quiet hero of the Titanic; Should Obama emulate Alexander?; Condom conundrums; Timmy's having fun with the dollar; Nuked twice, now 93 years old; Rolling your own in the Carpathians — Signoff
3/20/09	Intro — Obama on Leno — Treasury buys its own paper — Vital national statistics — Sheriff Joe's show trial — Pelosi's patriots — The power of Colonel Sanders — Teamsters, or Mexico? — AIG bonuses — California's state — Signoff: The Sash
3/13/09	Intro — Obama on education — Holder v. Arpaio — Holder on the Voting Rights Act — Shoe-thrower gets jail time — Madoff before the bench — The Charles Freeman flap — Card check for unionization — The coming implosion of Mexico — Killings in Northern Ireland — Reading minds — Nork missiles — China gets confrontational — Palin family values — Signoff
3/6/09	Intro — Obama and the Brits — Obama and Rush — Reductio ad Hitlerum — Stock slide — Cap'n Bob's birthday — D.C. school vouchers — Miscellany: Geert Wilders' party surges; Terror in Lahore; Feds take a snow day; Spend a pound on Ryanair; Cat bong; New heights of chutzpah; Partying at the White House; The oldest English word — Signoff: With Lady Macbeth
2/27/09	Intro — Big spender — Not the State of the Union — Obama's pirate-crew cabinet — GOP doubles down on minority vote — Jindal's response to Obama's speech — U.S.A. funds Hamas — Afghanistan: Eight years is enough — Al Sharpton & the cartoon — Mortgage relief for illegals — Miscellany: Octomom goes house-hunting; Mexican mayor flees; Domestic Brightness at Commerce?; Oscars, zzzzz; Miscellany miscellany — Signoff
2/20/09	Intro — U.S. troops for Afghanistan — German troops for France — Book-burners ascendant — Neanderthal genome — Chimp terror — Department of Support for Reckless Borrowers — Eric Holder says we're cowards — Down north of the border — Miscellany: $11bn for Presidential choppers; Chimp cartoon horror; Eye-shape supremacy; Citizenship for mercenaries; Hillary does Asia; Decapitation multiculturalism; "Britons" charged with terrorism; Baby bump art — Signoff: Roast beef of Old England
2/13/09	Intro — Geert Wilders (1): background — Geert Wilders (2): barred from Britain — BHO presser (1): form and content — BHO presser (2): no more Bush policies! — BHO presser (3): Japan's statistics and ours — BHO presser (4): diversity v. banking — BHO presser (5): the spirit of St Augustine — Geithner fails to reassure — Miscellany: Song for the octomom; Prince Harry being re-educated; Carol Thatcher golliwog outrage; Israel's election; America's Newspaper of Record; Episcopal advice to jobless; QE2's new website; Chinese New Year out of control; Cow pee soda — Signoff
2/6/09	Intro — Treasury auction — Shoe throwing takes off — NY Times on American Cause — Home ownership down — Congressional tax evasion — How's he doing? — Gitmo Uighurs — Miscellany: Math-challenged Pelosi; Astrobiologists narrow the gap; In a recession, everyone hurts; "Middlesex Crusaders"? Eek!; Diversity doesn't include Christians; French leaders' trouble with dogs; Super Bowl report — Signoff
1/30/09	Intro — Busted states: CA — Busted states: NY — Stimulating — BHO on Arab TV — Bush's DHS favoritism for Obama's aunt — BHO's Little Blue Book — BHO raises test scores — Free speech in Europe, not — Miscellany: Russia-Cuba pig fat summit; Iraqi shoe-throwing aftermath; McCain hispander-o-thon a failure; Bolivian referendum a racial headcount; Bikini-waitress dream shattered — Signoff: With Ray Charles
1/23/09	Intro — Hokey Cokey with Caroline — Putin's painting — Israel, Gaza: Lather, rinse, repeat — Ramos and Compean pardoned — Mexico's woes — Serf Liberation Day in Tibet — Madoff victim sets an example — Miscellany: Stop eating sea kittens!; Boy George in the bridewell; Mac-PC wars latest; Zimbabwe's hundred trillion dollar bill; Climate change computational paradox; Muslim Scouts in Scotland; A special Burns night; Year of the Bull — Signoff: With Siegfried
1/16/09	Intro — Hillary's confirmation — Looming threat of Chelsea — Tim Geithner's taxes — Michelle's job axed — Obama's letter to his daughters — Journalists are easy meat — Coronation extravaganza — Miscellany: Israelis shell U.N.; Plane ditches in the Hudson; Blue states in debt; Illegal alien sells daughter for beer; Prince Harry speechcrimes; Somalis gotta somali; Bush Presidency train wreck — Signoff: With Flanders & Swann
1/9/09	Intro — Horrors in store — Stimulus (1): whence? — Stimulus (2): whither? — Jobs for whom? — California educates the world — China crack-down — Roland Burris to take Obama's senate seat — Miscellany: Flying on pond scum; French "youths" torch cars; Germans foil tot elopement; Panetta to the CIA; MS Windows at 25; Franken takes his seat; Bill Richardson withdrawal upsets The Race; Miscellany miscellany — Signoff

2008
12/31/08	Intro — Hilda Solis as Labor Sec — Gaza fighting — Greatest Russian poll — Cuba 50 years on — Archbishop plays Hitler card — Psycho Santa — Miscellany: Another Duggar; Miss Narco; Blago for the disenfranchised; Affirmative action is fair!; Li'l Squinty's Christmas message; Unruly Swedish youths; Caroline Kennedy for the senate; For true Christmas spirit, try China — Signoff: Auld Lang Syne
12/19/08	Intro — Bubba's billions — State finance troubles — Bernie Madoff's scam — Caroline Kennedy's Senate bid — Iraqi shoe thrower — Nicole Kidman's didgeridoo — Inaugural extravaganza — Miscellany: Dear Leader reads a book; United Kingdom of Not Offending Muslims; Cholera in Rhodesia; Banks get a break; Deportations report — Scarlet Letter in Jacksonville — Taliban don't know it's Christmas — Signoff
12/12/08	Intro — Land of Lincoln — Auto Big Three bailouts — Guantánamo Bay — Muslim War on Christmas — Obama's infrastructure squid ink — Harry Reid smells the peasants — Chuck E. Cheese horrors — Miscellany: Amazon's "Twelve Days of Holiday"; Oprah swells; Obama puffs; Colin Powell doesn't mind conservatives; Maxine speaks her mind — Signoff: My kind of town
12/5/08	Intro — Who gets Hillary's senate seat? — Islamists raid Bombay — Naming schools after Obama — Is virginity an "essential quality"? — Obama's immigration priorities — British MP arrested for whistle-blowing — Do do that Wudhu that you do so well — Miscellany: Barack Obama this, Barack Obama that; When constabulary duty's to be done; China's head banker scolds; Public v. private commentary — Something happened in Canada — Signoff: With Milton
11/21/08	Intro — Correction, recession, depression? — School rezoning — Dealing with pirates — It ain't over till the Left wins — Is Obama the Left's Reagan? — Proposition 8 Backlash — Hillary for State — Miscellany: World Philosophy Day; Astronaut loses toolkit; Mammoth DNA; China seeks economic advice; Al-Qaeda calls Obama "house negro"; Official: Hitler had only one — Signoff: With Gracie
11/14/08	Intro — Auntie Obama — Obama kids' schooling — Come and get your bailout! — Japan's naked Air Force — Muslims win Most Offended award — Christian fracas — No more Britain! — Miscellany: Paranoia rising; Obama's quota cabinet; Year One B.O.; Check your odorprint; Queen Mum spoke for millions; Krugman hates GOP; Stolen church — Signoff: With Gracie
11/7/08	Intro — Politics for ever — A constrained Presidency — A PC Presidency — Obama abroad — Eight wasted years — Blackness counts — New First family — Miscellany: Au revoir, Sarah; Rev'm Wright emerges from bunker; A black Pope?; Al Franken not yet in; Multa terricolis linguae, coelestibus una — Signoff
10/31/08	Intro — Promises, promises — Going after Joe the Plumber — Al Gore in Florida — Sarah Palin, good loser — Erica Jong's night terrors — How blue are our universities? — Agincourt revisionism — Miscellany: The oldest Hebrew text; South Korean masseurs stay blind; Bombs going off; Parole for Lockerbie bomber?; Foreign Accent Syndrome — Signoff
10/24/08	Intro — Money quiz — Party of the rich — Joe the Plumber — Non-filer syndrome — Capability Joe — Why does Colin Powell favor Obama? — Fear of Obama — Miscellany: Duke Lacrosse Case gal writes book; Naked in the security line; No Man Friday in Iddly; Where is Ron Paul?; GOP = racist; "Socialist" means black; Enough with "You betcha!" — Signoff: A song of hope
10/17/08	Intro — Candidates' debate — Decrypting the race card — Stay vigilant! … against GOP supporters — Madonna v. Sarah — Mighty vote-registration scams from little ACORNs grow — French soccer patriotism — Miscellany: Suing the Almighty; Jail for beach romp; The Dude abides; Plain talk from Japan; Saudis go high; So does Dubai; Stocks boom in Baghdad …; … bust in NY; Zimbabwe inflates; Global Handwashing Day — Signoff: La Marseillaise
10/10/08	Intro — The coming Obama Presidency — Candidates' debate (1): How did we end up with John McCain? — Sucker of the week (1): the responsible borrower — Sucker of the week (2): the guy with a 401(K) — Candidates' debate (2): unmentionables — Candidates' debate (3): Don't mention immigration! — Obama's shield — Death of conservatism — O.J. convicted — Iceland's financial woes — Signoff: With Handel
10/3/08	Intro — Veep debate: impressions — Veep debate: Will Sarah go native in DC? — Sarah & the media — Pitfalls of middleclassness — Teacher Unions ♥ Obama — Financial crisis (cont.) — Bailout plan: Congress picks our pockets — Twain's Gilded Age — Bloomie defies term limits — Somali pirates — Signoff
9/26/08	Intro — Financial crisis — Suckers of the Week — New York blues — Bailout payback — Sarah's creationism — Jihad Prevention Act — Obama & Ayers (cont.) — Li'l Squinty meets Larry King — Signoff: Bad Times Just Around the Corner
9/19/08	Intro — Bailouts: Basics — Bailouts: Corruption in DC — Bailouts: A.I.G. — Campaign implications — Jeremiah Wright & the ladies — Sharia in England — Palin v. Birkenstocks — Too big to audit — Signoff
9/12/08	Intro — Palinophilia — Palinophobia — Race trumps sex for Oprah — Immigration? Shhh! — Russia ♥ Obama — Affirmative action on ballots — Bribing Pakistan just got pricier — Fannie-Freddie bailout — Signoff
9/5/08	Intro: GOP convention special — McCain's speech — Introducing Sarah Palin — Will Annie Oakley become Calamity Jane? — Joe Lieberman speaks, but … — … Ron Paul doesn't — Mencken on World Savers — Obama & Ayers — Swazi King picks wife #14 — Joy in Anbar — Hurricane Gustav — Miscellany: Pachyderm IQ; The cheater gene; Industrial-scale honor-killing — Signoff
8/29/08	Intro: Democratic convention special — Dems get religion — Obama picks Biden — Bubba endorses Obama — Michelle does not scowl — Obama's big speech — ICE raid in Mississippi — Immigration extras — SAT scores steady — Rumbling made Rome — Olympic uniforms racist — Signoff: The Two Whatevers
8/22/08	Intro — Rent-seeking — McCain v. Obama (1): A big unmentionable — McCain v. Obama (2): The government is not a person — McCain v. Obama (3): candidate metaphysics — McCain v. Obama (4): who's rich? — McCain v. Obama (5): Crusader John — McCain v. Obama (6): choosing advisors — News from India: rats and longevity — Paki Prez resigns — Olympics prove there is no such thing as race — Signoff
8/15/08	Intro — Teaching Georgia a lesson — Olympics (1): Medal tables — Olympics (2): U.S.A., China, U.K. — Census Bureau report — Gypsies in Italy — Mexican incursion — Science News — Recession — Don Helms RIP — What election? — Signoff: With Hank and Don
8/8/08	Intro — McCain's bimbo ad — Paris Hilton for Prez! — Hillary's convention options — Medellín executed — Tyson's favors Muslims — Crazy anthrax guy — Cuba with oil — Conservative movies — Miscellany: Pelosi says debate but no vote; Alexander Solzhenitsyn RIP; Six degrees of separation; One-liners — Signoff
8/1/08	Intro — Obama wants reparations — McCain's kid gloves — Czechs support Tibet — Olympics blackout — Britain goes Sharia — Ed Mitchell sees UFOs — All quiet in Iraq — Baggy pants laws — Connecticut horror — Dollar bills — Signoff
7/25/08	Intro — Bologna killings in SF (1): Illegal perp — Bologna killings in SF (2): D.A. loves illegals — Bologna killings in SF (3): Gavin Newsom's priorities — Dreaming of justice — Afghanistan drives me nuts — Iraq prez on our election — Obama in Berlin — Obama's plan for corvée labor — Obama hates ICE — Obama's FBI will be fifty times bigger — Endless charity — McCain says nothing — Subway imam — Signoff
7/18/08	Intro — Title IX follies — Obama does Europe — Chess boxing — Israeli prisoner release — McDonald's fined for illegals — Mak Erot, enhancer, RIP — Special Rapporteur Dou-dou — WTF license plates — Racist toddlers — Bill Clinton for Obama? — Dogs of Peking — Signoff
7/11/08	Intro — Obama: "Learn Spanish!" — Oil price manipulation? — Black hole in Dallas — McCain's Hispandering — Viagra & watermelons — Iraqi govt. wants us out — ChiComs' Olympic paranoia — Mugabe wins election! — Strange births — Dog lovers — Obama & Hitler waxwork — Signoff
6/27/08	Intro — Obama on illegals — McCain's hispandering — Apes in Spain — Canadian kid sues Dad — Imus: "What color is he?" — Columbia noose news — Competitive teen pregnancy — Miscellany: Cindy McCain's inspiration; San Francisco flushes W away; Nancy Pelosi, victim; Bill Gates will fix Africa; ROH-de-o, ROH-de-o — Signoff: With balalaika
6/20/08	Intro — Sharpton shakedown — Obama / Osama — Irish referendum — Muslim offended — School choice — Nepal's dethroned king — Miscellany: Hindu beefs; Finding their feet; The Lardy Country; Haditha charges dropped; Midwestern cops don't loot — Signoff: With a jig
6/13/08	Intro — Eastwood-Lee spat — Heterosexual AIDS threat officially over — Gas prices — Identity theft — Obama on Education — Canada's Human Rights Commissions — Miscellany: Is Google Making Us Stupid?; I got listed on Hatewatch!; Pluto declared a plutoid; Panties for peace; Supremes rule on Gitmo; Space plumber fixes the Ivan — Signoff
6/6/08	Intro — Hillary's defeat — Obama's victory — McCain is not Bush — Indian caste war — MS-13 — Famous Chinese — Miscellany: Iraq oil production up; Ireland votes on Lisbon Treaty; National Spelling Bee; Pray, work, pray; Kenya cheers for Obama; Bo Diddley RIP — Signoff: With Bo
5/30/08	Intro — Houston Rodeo insufficiently diverse — Che at Cannes — Obama's idea of "service" — Let's hope there's no life on Mars — Texas polygamy cult — Sharon Stone disses ChiComs — Miscellany: International Space Station needs plumber; Feds dump their failures on the poor; Scott McClellan's book on W's White House; Jihadis dream of NBC; Iraq break-up? — Signoff
5/23/08	Intro — Iraq Funding Bill — Stealth amnesty — Noose alarm — Farm bill — South African attacks on immigrants — U.N. Rapporteur on Racism — Koran shooting — Miscellany: Libertarian Party convention; Conservative Democrats not yet extinct; Court slaps Texas in cult kidnapping case; Don't cry for Mrs Obama; Fast food on Wall Street — Signoff
5/16/08	Intro — O'Bama Endorsed By Ambulance Chaser — Would a Black President Improve Race Relations? — Palestinian Arabs: The Eternal Refugees — Government Protects Charismatic Megafauna — Earthquake in China — Congratulations on killing your daughter, Sir! — Miscellany: Conservatism ex cathedra; Watch out for the rogue fungus; Christians, Christians, and Jews; What would Patton say?; Real cheap, you buy now!; Do androids dream of the impossible? — Signoff
5/9/08	Intro — Primaries: Hillary sinks — Obama makes a speech — McCain is GOP nominee — Crisis in Lebanon! — Lowland Bolivians want autonomy — Israel's 60th birthday — Remembering the Cole — Miscellany: L.A. County costs illegals; Sealed with a kiss?; Most Unnecessary Question Ever Asked; Burma typhoon; Olympic torch to Mount Everest; Boris Johnson elected Mayor of London — Signoff
5/2/08	Intro — Rev'm Jeremiah Wright — Sean Bell shooting — Summer employee shortage — Bolivia breakup — Texas polygamy cult — "Jihad" banned — Voter ID upheld — Miscellany: Latest on global warming; Lesbians v. "lesbian"; Inventor of LSD, RIP; Vast, expensive new U.S. embassy in really important country; Miley Cyrus bares back; Ron Paul's book at Amazon #1; Dinosaur poop at auction — Signoff
4/25/08	Intro — Hillary and the Weatherman pardon — GOP voters won't fall in line — McCain won't mention Rev'm Wright — The old, weird America? Lock 'em up! — Islam gets a pass in Minneapolis — One more global catastrophe? — China wins the thousand meters whine — Miscellany: Old and happy; Protecting New York's subway; Brits break into jail; Louisiana punts on pants; Turkmenistan goes conservative; Ot esu gnitteg emos ekat dluoc. — Signoff
4/18/08	Intro — Be kind to pirates — Brigitte Bardot in trouble — ChiCom organizers at work — Chinese nationalism enraged — Pledge of Allegiance in Spanish — Food crisis — Akon's false résumé — Bring back the Iron Cross! — Miscellany: Maoists win election in Nepal …; … Berlusconi in Italy; Iraqi Shi'ite civil war; Britain's first Islamic pub; Get a government job … and credit card; Briefest of the brief — Signoff
4/4/08	Intro — What do the voters know? — Mass immigration is the scandal of our age — Can Obama escape his radical ghetto? — Rev'm Wright's black value system — ChiComs round up thought criminals — Brits host Sarkozys — Stories from Europistan — Miscellany: Election in Southern Rhodesia; Not all Iraqi pols yet bought; NATO gets bigger; Illegal alien arrested, sues New York; Liberal gospel is government-funded; Cannibalism in our future, says Ted — Signoff
3/28/08	Intro — Obama brings peace and unity! — Hillary's lies, and Obama's — McCain on bailouts — ChiComs' Olympic troubles — India buys Brit car firms — Williams sisters' Dad hates whites — Euro Constitution, no sale — Signoff
3/21/08	Intro — Obama and the Ranting Reverend — Obama and achievement gaps — W to honor ChiComs — Mustard sandwiches and the Moment of Dung — Channeling A.A. Milne — Governor action in the northeast — Not many U.N. peacekeepers eaten — Bear Stearns bailout — Iraq now world's most socialist nation — Signoff
3/14/08	Intro — Natural justice for Eliot Spitzer — Ashley Dupré bears up — Public people's private vices — Obama's haughty pretense — ACLU fights for race preferences — Uniparty candidate Hillary-Barack McCain — The ChiComs' polluted Olympics — Miscellany: Arnold in trouble with Greens; New York State's new Governor; Turning the screws on Tibet; More German weirdness; Japan's not so sick; Bill Gates boasts while my system freezes; We are doomed, doomed — Signoff
3/7/08	Intro — Bush endorses McCain — Hillary wins some — Obama on Hillary's ethics — Russian election loser — Li'l Squinty visits Baghdad — Prince Harry in Afghanistan — Title IX for science — Miscellany: No Cussing Week in Pasadena; Feds restore open border; Britain's border bobbies; Condi soothes Kenya; Golfer bags hawk; They hired the money — Signoff
2/29/08	Intro — NY Philharmonic in Pyongyang — Even slower progress on border fence — Obama on Rev. Wright — Russia's presidential election — Nations breaking up — The Oscars — "We're the greatest!" says Li'l Squinty — Signoff: With "Taps" for Bill Buckley
2/22/08	Intro — NYT on McCain's affair — NYT inside stories — Hillary on Obama's plagiarism — Michelle Obama's obsession — Ron Paul still running — Kosovo's independence — Miscellany: Spielberg discovers ChiComs do bad stuff; Heroine of Argentine motherhood; I think therefore I game; Crawling towards border security; African AIDS no business U.S. taxpayers — Signoff
2/15/08	Intro — Hillary tanks — Obama triumphs — Condi vs. Vlad — British athletes won't offend ChiComs — Visas for summer workers — Congress on steroids — Miscellany: Islam struggles with St Valentine; History lessons from Mex Prez; ChiComs upset over spy arrests; Brits in Afghanistan, fighting the wrong people; Speedcabling champ — Signoff
2/8/08	Intro — The three trillion dollar budget — The Nabucco pipeline — John McCain's guy: "Mexico First!" — Archbishop wants Sharia — Romney quits — Europeans are peculiar — Suharto dies — Miscellany: Hillary opposes law enforcement; Bail for mass murderer?; Canadian in the woodpile; China weathers storm; Murder Mardi Gras in the Big Easy; Oil heat, gas heat, people heat; Wet burka contest win — Signoff
2/1/08	Intro — Immigration in the campaign — Democrats struggle with race — Death of George Habash — The Forever War — Taliban surge — Methodists ♥ illegals — China's New Year seize-up — Miscellany: Australia apologizes; SOTU, zzzzz; The curse of Kennedyism; Rwanda does finance; Rio Carnival news — Signoff
1/25/08	Intro — Obama's MLK speech — Campaign (GOP) — The economy — Clintons dump black men — Boy Scout saves president of the The Maldives — Clueless in Gaza — GOP debate — Miscellany: Earth running out of earth; Chuck Norris v. Ma McCain; Middle East gives Bush a wedgie; General Butt Naked regrets; New York Philharmonic to Pyongyang; The dog lovers — Signoff: Goodbye, Boris
1/18/08	Intro — Campaign (Dems) — Campaign (GOP) — Psychoanalyzing Obama — Mideast policy proposal — Malaysian malaise — Track star wants hijab — Bank bailouts — Miscellany: Fidel on the mend; Mercury's aged well; ACLU wants privacy in public; John Edwards; Brit Royals ♥ Islam; So does Britney — Signoff
1/11/08	Intro — NH primary (Dems) — NH primary (GOP) — Black hole — Word news — Jacob Zuma — Iran buzzes U.S. ships — W in MidEast — Light bulbs — Smallest car — Birthright citizenship — NJ apologizes for slavery — L.I. shooting — Signoff
1/4/08	Intro — Iowa caucuses (general) — Iowa caucuses (GOP) — Iowa caucuses (Dems) — Oil hits $100 — Bhutto assassination — Kenya unrest — Tiger mauls idiots in SF — Census report — Miscellany: France has the meanest "youths"; Run, Bloomie, run!; Albino alligators; Fat nation — Signoff

2007
12/21/07	Intro — Preamble — Campaign summary — Globalization plus democracy equals strife — No God in this fight — Eternal vigilance — Goodbye, California — Spinning and dissolving — Signoff: With a carol
12/14/07	Intro — Huckabee's theology — Hillary's blasphemy — Florida drops Stephen Foster — "I ain't lettin' them get away with this" — Nanking anniversary — The end of cheap everything? — Miscellany: Dad kills daughter for not wearing hijab; Ike Turner, RIP; Exciting campaign news; Waterboarding works; Jersey goes nice on murderers; Andy Young goes mean on Obama; Oz OM loses seat; Shark eats kangaroo — Signoff
12/7/07	Intro — I'm hurting, Mr President — Second Amendment technology issues — Ron Paul's assets: amateurish, non-crazy — Hillary's experience — The Guantanamo Bay embarrassment — Religion in U.S. politics — Signoff
11/30/07	Intro — Ron Paul on the war — Brit does full multiculti grovel — Saving the world … for Ugandans and Afghans — Aussies go sensitive — U.S. Army goes gay — Did we kill the cosmos? — Mitt's illegal alien hire — Middle East peace? Watch your wallet — Signoff
11/21/07	Intro — Heard on the grapevine — Britain elects a new people — Too fat to immigrate — Our designer border fence — The Hispanicization of the U.S.A. — Salvation by television — Undercover Mosque — Jihad Jane (cont.) — Iraq: We have had no end of a lesson — Miscellany: Happy 60th, Betty and Phil!; Offensive license plates; Presidential non-pardons; Disappearing stories: the Columbia noose; Objectivity in the academy; Will global warming kill off turkeys? — Signoff: With Kathleen Ferrier
11/16/07	Intro — Warren Buffet sticks it to Joe Middleclass — Hyper-liberal college in difficulties, boo hoo — Spitz backs down on licenses for illegals — Saudi king meets Pope — Mex Prez scolds us — Fate catches up with O.J. — Jihad Jane: our federal government at work — Miscellany: Celebrating diversity, blacks v. Hispanics; Australian emissions; Caste warfare in India; Basketball guys and their gals; Thoughts about turning sand into silicon; Small war in Africa, not many dead; A motto for modern Britain — Signoff
11/9/07	Intro — Running mate suggestions — Paki puzzles — Into Africa — A problem South Korea does not have — The McCartney-Mills misalliance — Thank Islam for modernity! — Immigration follies — Ugly and not funny — Signoff: With Callas
11/2/07	Intro — Driver licenses for all! — Fundraising with Chinese characteristics — The Progressive Bag Alliance — Economy heading for a fall? — Dumbledore is gay — John Edwards shills for Ed Biz — Dress Up As a Muslim Day — Okies try to stem the tide — Signoff: With Mrs Clinton
10/26/07	Intro — Tribal government for Hawaii — Campaign round-up — Politician promises to bore us — Immigration round-up — Less killing in Iraq — Break-up exhibition — Miscellany: Motel sleepwalkers; Shuttle goes up, comes down; Invasion of turkeys; Turkey threatens invasion; U.N. says we are doomed — Signoff
10/19/07	Intro — Running for President of Mexico … at 26 mph — D.C. sends expedition to Flyover Country — 80 million years without sex — California goes full GLBTQQI — Not a New York Times kind of person — Tall pale Mexican guy writes book — ChiComs send the Party into space — Duck and cover! — Signoff
10/12/07	Intro — ChiCom conundrums — Hillary has lots of ideas! — Carter badmouths Cheney — The Muslim Barbie — 2007 Nobel Prizes — Things government should not do — Gorebaloney takes a hit — China's sensational corruption — Art world follies — Signoff
10/8/07	Intro — GOP '08 roundup — Democrats '08 roundup — Barry Bonds strikes out — Latinos v. freedom of speech — Vlad will take the Russian approach — The Amero and the QUID — The Ig Nobel awards — Miscellany: Get a government job!; Youths making trouble; Civility: the new Rome; Swiss election update; Artificial life — Signoff
9/28/07	Intro — Who trusts the government? — Cold War nostalgia — Cheap grace at Columbia — Marcel Marceau, RIP — Population replacement in the Empire State — Key facts about Burma — Dutch double down on multiculti — Committed soldiers — Democratic candidates becalmed — Signoff: Mandalay
9/21/07	Intro — Squinty comes calling — Airline staff as hall monitors — Himalayan aerospace technology — DHS protects us from Welsh terrorists — Radio Derb is GLBTTSQQI-friendly! — U.N. Special Rapporteur finds racism in … Sweden! Switzerland! — Secrets of the news biz — France tries immigration control — Signoff
9/14/07	Intro — Iraq report: no surprises — Brush up your Chhokey — Mexico claims Azerbaijan — Iran stands for friendship and love — Invade, invite — Erasing Buddha's footprints — Swiss immigration rules discriminate! — Miscellany: Sex Day in Ulyanovsk; Science debates chocolate v. gum; It ain't over till the fat lady self-harms; Google strives for total power; The dollar declines — Signoff
9/7/07	Intro — Luciano Pavarotti, RIP — Retrospective hopes on candidates' debate — Does Fred have the fire? — Creationism's champion — AFL-CIO leaps to the defense of American workers illegal aliens — Pull up your pants! — Chen Guangcheng, a brave dissident — The healthcare shambles — Signoff
8/31/07	Intro — Senatorial adventures in the airport men's room — Mrs Helmsley's interment impasse — Illegal alien family values — Astronaut stalkerette detagged — Hillary's bungler-bundler — Princess Di gush-a-thon passes ten-year mark — No business like ed business — Signoff
8/24/07	Intro — Muslims discovered America! — Justice in Estonia — GIs speak truth to power — Ethnic apologies: count me out — Ethnic restaurant suggestion — Ground the shuttle! — Kansas jurists ♥ scofflaw — Feds deport illegal alien! — China's old commercial habits — Out with CDS. Books next? — Campaign round-up — Signoff
8/17/07	Intro — Rudy clarifies — Edwards abandons Nevada, Reid upset — Wreck a nation, get ovation — NYPD clueless on jihadis — Heroine of Post-Soviet Motherhood? — Bless the astronauts, scrap the shuttle — Dutch bishop bows to Islam — Signoff
8/10/07	Intro — Killing Ethnic Studies, one prof at a time — A market for virtue — A rearguard victory on immigration? — Trapped in the dark — Whither China's currency? — Are nerds hyper-white? — Presidential debates losing their appeal — Iraq update — The ChiComs' Olympic validation — Signoff
8/3/07	Intro — Larry King soft-interviews Cheney — Illegal aliens a protected class in Pa. — Hillary snookers Obama — Iraq War cost heads for the trillion — Russia seizes Santa's workshop — Our Iraq troops not plaster saints — Miscellany: Lithuanian wage negotiations; Muslims protest pork rain; Iraqis excel at soccer, not so much at firearms safety; Ingmar Bergman, RIP; RNC to W: Drop dead!; Underwater records; The game-ification of political failure — Signoff
7/27/07	Intro — Running out of oil? — New Haven welcomes foreign scofflaws — ChiComs' racial profiling — It's a trial lawyers' world, you just live in it — Britain drowning — Problem-solver Bloomie — The case for Roots at last — Miscellany: Chávez doesn't take criticism well; Barry has libertarian feelings; Vacancy in Hate Whitey Department at U. Colorado; Salacity roundup — Signoff
7/20/07	Intro — George W. Macbeth — Campaign candidates roundup — L.A. Catholics pay for hierarchy's follies — London literary hoax — Tancredo talks truth to NAACP — A Country & Western song for W — Miscellany: Turkey's e-coup; Double jeopardy for Muslim jurygal; Germans reproducing; A dash of Kultur; DHS promises to control border! … by 2013; The coldest swim; Checkers has been solved — Signoff
7/13/07	Intro — Iraq: the interim report — Iraq's neighbors play up — Iraq: ends and means — Iraq: brace for the end game — Live Earth floperoo — No good choices on healthcare — Miscellany: Lady Bird Johnson, RIP; What passes for excitement in Japan; Come to sunny Belfast!; Alistair Campbell's diaries; Is God a Democrat? — Signoff
7/6/07	Intro — M.D. terrorists — Terrorists try FAEs — Fighting terror with a consensual tone — Fundraising for '08 — Our pharmaceutical Nanny State — Mexico's not poor, but lots of Mexicans are — ChiCom victimology — Miscellany: Enjoying the Fourth; China's exploding phones; Goddess stripped of her title; Nigeria's machete index; Piranhas are your friends — Signoff
6/29/07	Intro — The National Question rises — Congressional dysfunction — Blair steps down — W kisses up to Islamic supremacy — Scooter Libby goes to Club Fed — School racial quotas, 2007 style — Elites' bid to shut down talk radio — Miscellany: Mex Prez scolds our Congress; Coulter v. Edwards — more popcorn!; Iran runs out of gas; Hillary's role model, 1500 b.c.; Amnesty dies, Feinstein weeps — Signoff
6/22/07	Intro — Hillary's actual campaign song — Bloomie leaves GOP — Salman Rushdie gets knighted — Why no National Council of Die Rasse? — Duke's unhinged faculty minds — Juneteenth, best stay home — Petraeus keeps trying — Planet, dwarf planet, builder's rubble — Our impartial journalists
6/15/07	Intro — Judicial despotism in Massachusetts — Gaza: What's the problem? — Things are bad all over — How to enforce the border — Normals v. elites on immigration — Illegal aliens, a new protected class — Killing summer teen jobs — News from Lawn Guy Land — Miscellany: Where W is popular; Unwelcome body parts; Death for porn in Iran; Duke lacrosse D.A. on the carpet; Bottom of the barrel — Signoff
6/8/07	Intro — Putin gets bolshie — Onward, Clinton soldiers! — Obama: elect me or there'll be riots — GOP candidates debate: Rudy … — … McCain, Paul, Tancredo, Hunter, Huckabee, Gilmore — Senate immigration bill crashes and burns — JFK terror plot foiled — Miscellany: Cities in the wrong place; Taiwan politics in Alabama; Conjugal rights for gay jailbirds; Paris Hilton's ailment; Adam, Eve, and the Big Apple; Times trashes Clinton-trashing Times writers; Pelosi does a good thing — Signoff
6/1/07	Intro — Don't be scared of amnesty! says W — W's A-G sues FDNY over disparate impact — Deeper into the quagmire — Mexicans hate us — Act your age, Vlad! — Strip-mining the Third World of its talent — Lifers prefer death — Miscellany: Pirates welcome!; Personal transformations, Lindsay and W; Captain Underpants v. megafauna; Who we won't let in; Who Brits won't let in — Signoff
5/25/07	• Immigration Special: Intro — The Bush-Kennedy bill — Numbers, numbers — Settlers, visitors, scofflaws — "Temporary" is for ever — The real experts — AILA does not exist! — The politicians' conundrum — Lawyers, donors, bureaucrats, illegals win: citizens pay — Song of the Illegal Immigrants — Signoff
5/4/07	Intro — GOP '08 candidates on parade — Benchmarks for Iraq — Politicians are stupid, but not unteachable — The two faces of Barack Obama — The Made in China peril — The Latino corporate shakedown — The Queen comes visiting — The fragile freedom of the Baltic States — Miscellany: NJ Love Gov takes holy orders; The infallible George Tenet; Upcoming election in France; Paki-Brits sentenced for bomb plot — Signoff
4/27/07	Intro — Democrat '08 candidates on parade — Bloomie seeks inspiration in Mexico — Rosie the Blimp v. Rosie the Derb? — Joe Biden's Theory of Everything — What heroes this country produces! — Woman's Town in China — Tag wrestling on Iraq — United States of Taxation — Miscellany: Fired for calling a Mexican a "Mexican"; No homosexual propaganda in Polish schools; Is illegal immigration Satan's plan?; ChiComs plan Olympic torch route — Signoff
4/20/07	Intro — Virginia Tech murders: Taoist response — Virginia Tech murders: audacious response — Lefties lo-o-ove Cuba — SCOTUS upholds partial-birth abortion ban — Budget baloney — Goodies for illegal aliens — Miscellany: Australia doesn't want invalids; Rosie O'Donnell can't be Imused; Brit food warning; NJ's scofflaw Governor; Duke lacrosse fallout; Germany does the Bronx; Four ferocious fricatrices — Signoff
4/13/07	Intro — Tony Blair on black crime — Duke rape case dies — Advice to Don Imus — Burns burned by Latino grievance cops — Hearts of oak … not — Iraq: Let 'em fight — W clueless on immigration — Miscellany: Disney goes gay; ChiComs push pet poison; ChiCom spooks at work; Flying Imams' lawyer follow-up; Politics gets real silly; Obama scoffs at congressional ethics — Signoff
4/6/07	Intro — Brit sailors disgrace Western Civ — See something, say something, get sued — SCOTUS dictates chemistry — The threat of Christian terrorism — Tom Tancredo in '08! — Brits cower before Islam — Gaming the diversity racket — Miscellany: Liquor up and drive Zamboni; Filial piety from Keef; Nancy boosts Assad; Florida moon lawsuit; And don't buy green bananas; The Bobbies' priorities; Heroes of diversity — Signoff
3/30/07	Intro — Iran kidnaps Brit sailors — Ted Turner disses persons of Chineseness — The toothless Absconder Apprehension Program — Bolivia's navy steps up — Sorry! — Mass-scale multiculturalism's a bust — Miscellany: Dog-sized toad; Hillary's poll numbers; Obama on W's "Social Darwinism"; France's problem "youths"; How not to handle depression; Yearning for summer — Signoff
3/22/07	Intro — Message from Planet Al — Feds kill border enforcement, one agent at a time — Democratic nomination contest gets down & dirty — Puritans and libertines — Emmett Till, sexual harasser — Sympathy for Chiang — Illegal immigration and the nasty stuff — A Minsky Moment in the housing market — Signoff
3/16/07	Intro — A-G fires prosecutors — China and her discontents — U.S. President grovels to narco-state — Congress mulls immigration — Israeli Ambassador's hands are tied — Buggery in the barracks — Cheap labor: the mother lode — One cheer for Elaine Chao — Miscellany: Hillary on the campaign trail; Civilization better than barbarism; Greeks v. Persians; Ted Turner insults Chinese; Brits discard edible food
3/9/07	Intro — Corn-stamper Coulter — Is Rudy mean enough? — Obama's slave-holding ancestors — Do our nukes work? — China's plans and intentions — Open borders for the kiddies! — A tale of two surges — Miscellany: Non-astronauts rob bank; Something exciting in D.C.; Two apartments, 22 people, a fire …; Saudi justice; Farrakhan on Obama; Star Wars souvenir; A couch potato's dream gadget — Signoff
3/2/07	Intro — Chimps with spears (not Britney) — Longevity through smoking (cont.) — Supersizing humanity — Derb estate business plan — Oscars report — Private school teaches socialism — The Deplorable Word — Illegals out of space — Signoff
2/23/07	Intro — Brits in Iraq — Congress of jellyfish — Clintons target Obama — The people who shape our country — Iran to U.N.: "Or else what?" — Mitt schmoozes geezers — Spare a thought for Britney — Miscellany: Devotion to duty; The killer in the TV set; McCain not big with Az. Republicans; Second Amendment activists flex muscles; Nation-wrecker alert; A guy who really hates clowns — Signoff
2/16/07	Intro — Harvard gets CultMarx President — The Obamas are victims! — Religionless refugee shoots up shopping mall — ChiComs get wrong anthem — A border fence for Pakistan? — Tibet likes global warming — Miscellany: Ant farm scam guy shot; Thatcher statue unveiled; Most boring trial ever?; Romney ticks off the Jews; Nashville's multiculti mayor — Signoff
2/9/07	Intro — Border Patrol agents' ugly prosecution — No love for federal prosecutors — Obama's church disavows middle-classness — Test scores drift south — Astronaut love triangle — Citizens act on hiring of illegals — Rudy and the girls — Miscellany: Super Bowl report; Gen X holds its own; Anna Nicole Smith RIP; Legislators gotta legislate; A dog's life, a dog's name; The three-trillion-dollar budget
2/2/07	Intro — Pataki won't run — Border tunnels: a lesson from the Great War — Hillary caught out — David Cameron, Social Justice Warrior — Biden says Obama is "clean." — Où sont les Gitanes d'antan? — Good marches, bad marches — Miscellany: Lost wifely arts; San Fran sex scandal; Microsoft gives birth; Al Gore, Nobelist?; Twelve-year-old tranny; TV trends to nukes — Signoff
1/26/07	Intro — POTUS gives SOTU — Rev'm Al in '08! — More '08 candidates — If ChiComs make war — Alien criminal deported! Sun rises in West! — New era in Venezuela — Princeton does sensitivity cringe — Miscellany: Trust your imam!; Mike Nifong gets ground; Hillary Thatcher?; Don't cheat and skydive; Airlines looking out for us; Homosexual supremacy in Blairistan — Signoff
1/19/07	Intro — The Girly Chickenhawk Argument — Twin Cities Muslim cabbies — Boy Heaven — Is Barack Obama black enough? — Five minutes to Doomsday — Compean and Ramos go to jail — Miscellany: Al Franken runs for the Senate; Jug Ears preserves the environment; W.C. Fields, call your office; Sundance Film Festival notes — Signoff
1/12/07	Intro — Iraq: Or else … what? — Chen calls, ChiComs sputter — Why we don't like soccer — Prizes for scofflaws — Don't pluto me, bro! — Proud of submission — Derb v. the Big Easy — Miscellany: Air America augers in; Rosie O'Donnell v. Donald Trump; Nancy Pelosi steps up; Meet the burkini; The New York mystery; Passing of a great innovator — Signoff
1/5/07	Intro — Saddam Hussein drops — Strategy for Somalia — Gerry Ford, RIP — Drug smugglers pardoned, border agents jailed — U. Mich. may consider obeying the law — Have yourself a merry little Congress — Business as usual in the Vampire State — Miscellany: Gatecrashing stories; If sacrificing, start with goats; Americans turn to pessimism; Buggery in the barnyard; No more Clintons, no more Bushes — Signoff With Brian Cheney.

2006
12/21/06	Intro — Man of the Year — Legally sober — When leisure suits were cool — Enlisting trial lawyers in the fight against illegal labor — A prayer for twisted knickers — Iraq: looking on the bright side — Signoff: With John McCormack
12/15/06	Intro — Iraq non-segment — How to stop illegal immigration — Massachusetts cops to help ICE — House what Committee? — Momma Grinch — Tehran conference of Holocaust deniers — Miscellany: Unkind cut; Toughening up Obama; Primo uomo upstaged; Nukes can spoil your weekend; Fidel Castro not dead; Dennis Kucinich in '08! — Signoff
12/08/06	Intro — Iraq Study Group report — Gwyneth Paltrow ♥ Brits — Jimmy Carter's 21st book — John Bolton not nice enough for U.N. — More money for suicide belts! — New splatter flick from Mel — Don't make Chihuahua angry! — Miscellany: Playboy on trial; Christmas control freak; Naked Eurocrats; Treasures of American History; Houston hostile to homos — Signoff
12/1/06	Intro — Iraq puts coal in W's stocking — The problem with male contraceptives — Expressing voter satisfaction in Gaza — Let me have around me men who are Fat Studies majors — Benedict tries kissy-face with ancient enemies — Your federal government at work — Rev'm Al back in favor — Miscellany: Something happened in Iowa!; Pamela Anderson's divorce; Bowling news; How to get expelled from art school; Bug in ancient computer; Worst excuse of the year — Signoff
11/22/06	Intro — The Stupid Party regroups — Judicial restraint in New York! — Law enforcement = racial discrimination — Henry Kissinger, Tony Blair, and Derb — W goes to Vietnam (at last) — The new Seven Wonders — Celebrity poshlust — Chutzpa from the dock — Signoff
11/17/06	Intro — Diversity today, diversity tomorrow, diversity for ever! — Larry King stands athwart History — Neoconservatism out, paleorealism in — British totalitarianism advances — Stocking stuffer for homicidal psychopaths — Open-borders forces gather — Miscellany: Respect for national tradition and culture? Eeek!; Pakistan adjusts rape law; Doing a dead doe in Duluth; Chattering Confucius? — Signoff
11/10/06	Intro — If you have nothing to say, say nothing — Hillary and "special interests" — Mega-résumé guy screws up — The Iraq disaster — Suit up for next year's immigration fight — Transgender news — Barney, Charlie, and Cheney — Borat: Is it good for the goys? — Signoff
11/03/06	Intro — John Kerry mis-speaks — Vietnam Nostalgia Club does Iraq — Is Barack Obama black enough? — Signs of German vitality — China's Bronze Age justice — ACLU opposes law enforcement — Too much government spending too much money, say Americans — The Senator from Bray — Signoff
10/27/06	Intro — Midtern voting dilemmas — Oz imam calls Western women "uncovered meat" — President signs unnecessary, unfunded border fence act — Virginia is for buffoons — Iraq fiasco needs metric — Know your deficits — Same-sex marriage by judicial fiat — Signoff
10/20/06	Intro — Midterms: predictions and suggestions — Something black in the lentils — Angelina Jolie does blackface — China's border rules — China shuns cultural enrichment — De minimis curat lex — A crime to say it in Turkey, a crime to deny it in France — Miscellany: Girlfriend jambalaya; Bovine burps boost bake; Egg-boiling breakthrough; Mike Tyson will punch women; Anti-Slav bigotry in the House — Signoff
10/13/06	Intro — How's the GOP doing? — Tech dreams … and nightmares — Where are D.C.'s eligible men? — Dragging W to the finish line on a border fence — Celebrities save the world, one fad at a time — New U.N. human rights panel, same as old panel — The Empire State of brazen politicians — Radio Derb golden oldie: one lump or two? — Signoff
10/06/06	Intro — The 300,000,000th American — Silly old poof in Congress — Democracy is in the eye of the beholder — Not race riots in France and Britain — Dems hate voter i.d. law — Mex govt opposes U.S. immigration control! — Art ∩ Patriotism = ∅ — Opera notes — Radio Derb golden oldie: gay cowboys — Signoff
9/29/06	Intro — Being a good ex-President — Virginia is for issue-evaders — What is a university for? — Culinary diversity — Kazakhstan's image problem — Spy satellites, $49.99 at Walmart — Cop killed by serial illegal immigrant — Border security: Mexican elites trump American voters — Signoff With Edita Gruberova
9/22/06	Intro — Selfishness and corruption? No, spiritual self-discovery! — U.N. hosts West Asian anti-American nutcase — U.N. hosts South American anti-American nutcase — Half a billion dollars of futility — Does "diversity" just mean "Mexican"? — Muslims don't do irony — Hungary shows the way — Small coup in Thailand, not many dead — Signoff
9/15/06	Intro — Channeling Sir Kingsley Wood — Li'l Squinty applies for a U.S. visa — Offense Kabuki — Mug us again! — Death of a President — Vampire freak shoots up college — Dutch Dhimmitude — Miscellany: Secret of longevity; Amnesty International goes rogue; North America's oldest text message; Humongous prime but no cigar; Getting high on Haydn — Signoff
9/8/06	Intro — Multiculti at the wicket — A fair dinkum fella, RIP — Mother of all geese — Islam, Christianity, and martyrdom — Fox deep-sixes Idiocracy — Coals to Newcastle, Illinois pol to Africa — State of the economy — We'll always have Paris — What made Milwaukee famous — Signoff
8/25/06	Intro — Survivor does race — Duelling shorty cultists — A bolthole for Ahmadinejad — The far shores of wackiness — Happy birthday, Bubba! — An undercurrent of pigginess — Pontifical advice — Signoff
8/11/06	Intro — Yet another failed theory about terrorism — Can the Israelis still do it? — Ramos and Compean on trial — Democrats try to square the pacifist circle — Ovations for a nation-wrecker — Mike Wallace interviews Li'l Squinty — O.J. Simpson thanks Jesus — Miscellany — Signoff
8/4/06	Intro — An aria for bin Laden, Jr. — Mel malfunctions — Our nation's virtual borders — Iraq is in safe hands — Muslim fun day bombs — It's hotter in Baghdad — Cuba: The torch has been passed — The great ChiCom dog cull — Signoff: With Flanders & Swann
7/28/06	Intro — Diversity is Lebanon's strength! — The U.N. clown show — Mideast: Let 'em fight — Has Condi gone native at State? — No tears for Joe Lieberman — Too darn hot — Tub Ma Beats Rap — Illegal Alien Privilege — Signoff
7/21/06	Intro — Two big political theories, RIP — The Middle East: We're stuck with it — Hanky-panky in the Hamptons — Britain hosts multiculti funeral — Brits declare foreigners a race — Playing the dictator game — Soccer not totally eventless — Karl Rove hispanders to The Race — From Russia with zoophilia — Signoff
6/30/06	• Derb TV: Intro — The Gitmo dilemma — We hate you, so we want to live among you — Cut-and-strut? — World's Unhappiest Country — It's never too late to race-grovel — A world for the immature — Worse than combat — ECUSA news — Signoff
6/23/06	• Derb TV: Intro — The war against our troops — Iraqis still don't like us — No soccer please, we're Americans — Deportation? We don't do that — The busy Space Shuttle — Bush in Budapest — Bribing Iran to behave — The Irish in "England's wars" — Signoff
6/20/06	• Derb TV: Intro — [Fundraiser]
6/16/06	Intro — Viewing choices in Somalia, N. Korea — Excuse my tmesis — Ségolène no Mélissa — He's Canadian and he's okay — The case for Constitutional Monarchy — California voting not just for citizens — The awesome Stephen Hawking — Mullarkey in Colorado — Signoff
6/9/06	Intro — George Pataki: at best mediocre, at worst … — Iraq: not yet the end of the beginning — Our clueless rulers — A King is born — New York City's second-rate paper-pushers — Voodoo at the World Cup — Signoff
6/2/06	Intro — John Kerry's thin skin — Fortunes of war — Poor China! — Church stolen by gays — Ed-biz follies — Paths to citizenship — Diversity is our discord — Art of the fart — Signoff
5/26/06	Intro — In Iraq, it's March 1945 — Strip-mining Third World talent — Taliban in the suburbs — Islamifying California schoolkids — The prize is U.S. residence — The Battle Hymn of the Multicultural Republic — Song of the Illegal Immigrants — Scraping the barrel — Signoff
5/19/06	Intro — The insolence of W — Guest-worker programs rock! — Ah, the seventies! — Paris swoons for Philadelphia cop-killer — Off the hook for Da Vinci Code — The Duke lacrosse D.A. keeps trying — Imbecile intellectuals — Fear of change perplexes monarchs — Signoff
5/12/06	Intro — From the bestseller lists — Hard to sympathize with W — Americans the beautiful — Meet new U.N. body, same as old U.N. body — Berlusconi steps down — Let's arm the border smugglers! — A hundred degrees of thought control — Signoff
5/5/06	Intro — Are elites seeing the light on immigration? — Herndon, Va. leads the way — The language of our anthem — Terrorist asks his Mom — Moussaoui gets three hots and a cot — Amazing coincidence at the U.N. — Hunting the Great White Defendant — Who are you calling a fairy? — This year's most-failed states — Pope permits prophylactics — May to December — Signoff
4/28/06	Intro — Congresscritters guzzle gas — Moussaoui trial goes to jury — The immigration-enforcement con job — Veep takes nap — Duke lacrosse players to be tried, then hanged — A day without scofflaws — Mobile phone blues — Burned-out foreign pop star offers political advice — Signoff
4/21/06	Intro — Steely killers v. children of Oprah — Brits get Muslim rear admiral — ChiCom President denied state dinner — A disappointing illegal alien — Oil v. diplomacy — Egg Roll hijacked — Happy birthday, Hef! — Signoff
4/13/06	Intro — Why aren't I marching for immigrant rights? — Illegal aliens: the polls — Comparative flag-burning — Not a hate crime — Rudy for President? — Respecting Iran's rights — For sale in an Afghan bazaar — Walking round the world — Signoff
4/10/06	Intro — Making preposterous excuses while black — Year Four of Iraq's new politics — Duke lacrosee players profiled — A song for Katie — Naming laws after victims — Two sides of Tom DeLay — Little Red Book Booster? — The Senate ponders illegal aliens — Signoff
3/31/06	Intro — Illegal aliens on the march — France: legacy of '68 — Two hundred million years without sex — Springtime for Kim Jong Il — Humanizing politicians — Putting tissue to use — Ticket to civilization — From here and there — Signoff
3/24/06	Intro — Jailhouse racism yes, genteel racism no — A trillion here, a trillion there … — A new victim group — Hillary appeals to Scripture — A self-assertive State Senator — Why only one St Patrick's Day? — Our continuing infantilization — Growing up in Berkeley
3/17/06	Intro — Oscars orphan Annie — Crazy Muslim lawyers up — A wasta our time — Al Franken makes a movie — Illegal aliens: the Senate and the Church — Death of a tyrant — A poetess rises in Peekskill — Weapons of cultural mass destruction — Signoff
3/10/06	Intro — Play the percentages — RBG caught napping — The illegal alien non-work force — A jailjouse Imam from the Bronx — A new -ism — Joe in Spain can say that he's a Jane — All is flux — Human rights, Muslim version — Signoff
3/3/06	Intro — Arming Iraqis for a civil war — Oscars non-review — Was NASA the worst idea of the 1960s? — Colorful Mardi Gras traditions — Western Civ., love it or leave it — Yale enrols Taliban — Hillary plays Twister — Gorby turns 75 — Euro decision-making, a sample — Signoff
2/24/06	Intro — Larry Summers resigns — Dying swan bombs — A storm about any port — Buddy Holly turns coat — Roses of the Prophet — One lump or two? — Hold that civil war, guys — Don't make the Christians angry! — Political surgery — Court awards jackpot to illegal alien — Signoff
2/17/06	Intro — Politician shoots lawyer — Winter Olympics too white — Where to smoke in Britain — It gets lonely on the range — If you want to get ahead, get a head — To be a lawyer, break the law — Despots scold us on human rights — Happy Birthday, Dear Leader! — Signoff
2/10/06	Intro — Conscripted to fight for civilization — A martyr to press freedom — Anarcho-Tyranny: Los Angeles — Democrats campaign at Mrs King's funeral — Anarcho-Tyranny: London — Taiwan: Japan boasts, ChiComs rage — Killing politics with lawsuits — Sterilize before self-lacerating — Signoff
2/3/06	Intro — Advice to Muslims — Where's my gasoline-powered toothbrush? — Cindy does Caracas — An author's confession — Berlusconi forswears amore — The School Bus Nazi — Signoff
1/27/06	Intro — What Palestinian Arabs produce — Why people oppose assisted suicide — Immigration: Enforce the law! — How the West went gay — Beautiful bores — Remembering Challenger — Heights of hyperbole — Werewolves and vampires beat PC sanctimony — Signoff
1/13/06	Intro — Senator Leahy wrestles with syllogisms — Iran stops pretending — Harry Belafonte's new song — Jack Abramoff's troubles — Scots, wha hae! — Save the vultures! — RIP Heinrich Harrer —

2005
12/19/05	Intro — Happy Nutcracker season! — Racism down under — Prettying up the unprettyuppable — Pimp of the year — Joe does the right thing — Fences, neighbors — Barbie torture — Santarchy — Signoff
12/8/05	Intro — Our brave troops — Saddam still alpha male — Perceptions of U.S. strength — Hong Kongers march for liberty — Cigarettes make a screen comeback — Ed school only graduates lefties — Gayness and the Church — SCOTUS nominee makes Chuck Schumer scream — Signoff
11/17/05	Intro — Sanitized Santa — Barbra wants to impeach Bush — Cruise ship 1, pirates 0 — Pluto ascending — Suicide bomber wardrobe malfunction — Un paso atrás — All the news they want you to see — High school confidential — The West is red — Signoff
10/31/05	Intro — Liberals go hungry — Non-overlapping Magisteria — Hillary disses porn king — Saddam on trial, then off trial — See you in court — Iran threatens, Euros smile — Solving the oppression of blacks — Camp of the Saints, Spanish edition — Signoff
10/20/05	Intro — Conspicuous consumption at the high school prom — Rebuilding from Katrina … with illegals — The Million More March — TV is for girls — Oregon channels Freud — Assad applies the Stalin rule — Jihadism metastasizing — Signoff
10/12/05	Intro — Advice to W from Kipling — Harriet Miers not ornery enough — Special Forces dolphins — Barbra does climatology — Miss Tibet crowned — National Review's 50th birthday party — China in space — Piglet banned in Dudley — Immigration: more illegals than legals — Signoff: The George W. Bush Second Term Blues
9/29/05	Intro — FEMA boss talks sense — How to save Air America — You can never have enough nukes — New Orleans conduct report — Make getting yourself arrested illegal — A Radio Derb non-segment — Abu Ghraib: a minor military offense — Bush no Wilson — Congress bans hate — Signoff
9/22/05	Intro — Conservative, not Republican — Feeding the bureaucratic beast — You're welcome, race hustlers! — How to loot-proof your store — Feds under the bed — Why we hate Blair — For President Blah — Silly pun prize — Like it or lump it — Signoff
9/14/05	Intro — Lessons from Katrina — How not to be poor — FEMA aid's secondary market — Heroic self-control from Judge Roberts — Low-wage labor … union — Take care what you say in Singapore — Flat tax creeps westwards — Mass desecration of holy places, zzzz — Signoff
9/6/05	Intro — Things we would rather not think about — Katrina: the first failure — Katrina looting: "Cops got all the best stuff" — Louisiana corruption (1) — Louisiana corruption (2) — The Katrina discount — Katrina horror stories — Rehnquist passes; Scalia comments — Signoff
8/26/05	Intro — Justice Roberts does have a mean streak — San Francisco votes pacifist — The 1960s were dumb — Iraq: Let 'em fight it out — New York State ethics — Misreported on the Border? — Busy Swazis — Signoff
7/28/05	Intro — The War on Something-Or-Other — Jap robot gal — Free rides on the New York subway … — … But don't jump the turnstile in London! — The Shuttle's main mission — Zimbabwe: the China angle — Trans golfer wants to switch to the other team — Eleven wives, 77 children, and he's broke — Signoff
7/22/05	Intro — Does Justice Roberts have a mean streak? — Stamp of authenticity — The stuttering Shuttle — Tumbrils for Chirac? — Diversity in the newsroom — Abbas calls for intelligent terrorism — Goodnight, Ksissy — Pig sperm in space — Signoff
6/29/05	Intro — Long Island's Indian reservation — The right place for Saddam — Limousine liberals take over Ground Zero — The Democrat worldview — Jeb wants to reopen Schiavo case — Paris disses Oprah — Block China's bid for Unocal — Soap up with Berlusconi — Signoff
6/21/05	Intro — Michael Jackson acquitted — Dealing with the opposition, African style — The political road to riches — Australia, China's new colony — Euro-crackup has begun — Iran: it's possible we're lying — To be under a king … — Signoff
6/10/05	Intro — Deep Throat unmasked — They hired the money, didn't they? — Jimmy Carter is embarrassed — New European Man? Not yet — One dead astronaut per eight Shuttle flights — White Christians are bad, say Dems — Ask a policeman if he's gay — Britain's new state religion: Islamopandering — Venice Biennale report — Signoff
5/24/05	Intro — New York makes its subways worse! — Danish gratitude — The Senate's one rule — Torpid majesty meets parliamentary chutzpah — The biter bit — A tyrant in his knickers — Too good to check — Don't mention the war! — Signoff
5/19/05	Intro — We're fighting for feminism — Arianna's non-celebrity blog — Star Wars explained — Journalists lean left! — Counterculture goes bourgeois — Mex Prez grovels to Al and Jesse — Divine help choosing U.N. Ambassador — A science result not to be sniffed at — Signoff
5/11/05	Intro — GOP spend-o-rama — Runaway Bride, the wrap-up — Soviet lies still current in Russia — Rehabilitating the barbarians — Airheads for Arianna — Who'll pay illegals' medical bills? We will! — Utah tea party — Signoff: With Kathleen Ferrier
4/20/05	Intro — I'll confess my atrocities if you'll … — From tax hell — Swedes get a women's party — Save the cats! — Back to nature — Al Qaeda does Mexico — Trans strangler — Signoff: With Rupert Brooke
4/6/05	Intro — John Paul II, RIP — Cap'n Bob re-elected! — Alabama's little star — Nork soccer riot — Rancor in victory — Weiner's Walmart whine — Less taste, more filling — Signoff: With Marlene
3/14/05	Intro — Atlanta courthouse shooter "never seemed violent" — In the nature of an official euphemism — Don't buy green bananas — Banishing "not equal" from math — Dollar heads south — No floor fights in the ChiCom Congress — From rights to vetoes — Africa's peculiar institution — Signoff: With Groucho
3/8/05	Intro — A commie instructs us on the value of life — Heteronormative outrage at Harvard — Justice Kennedy bows to international opinion — Malicious MALDEF — The Arnold diet — Mugabe knows who to blame — Gilbert and Sullivan and Hillary — St Patrick's Day at the White House — Signoff: With Cicero
2/28/05	Intro — Ward Churchill games the system — Colin Powell out of the closet — The Uganda monologues — Bush does Europe — Hunter Thompson RIP — No sex in Sweden — The Oscars goody bags — End of history postponed — Signoff
2/22/05	Intro — The gay-ification of showbiz — Dems pick Dean — Quis custodiet at the U.N. — Hanged by halitosis — Happy birthday, Dear Leader! — Colonialism, Arab style — Tally-ho terminated — Hillary's real problem — What's in an oath? — Summers preps for show trial — Kerry flip flop flips — Royal non-surprise — Signoff

2004
12/23/04	Intro — O dollar, dollar, dollar — God Rest You, Yasser Arafat — Frosty the Candidate — Let Them Grow — The Al-Jazeera Chorus — The Church's One Foundation — I saw Mullahs Making Atom Bombs
11/10/04	Intro — How sweet it is! — The un-diplomatic Colin Powell — Castro falls! … but gets up again — Bowdlerizing a progressive classic — Olympic numerology — The Guardian scores an own goal — The answer to a bishop's prayers — Degress of child cruelty
11/1/04	Intro — Trial Lawyers influence influenza — Nothing succeeds like failure — It's a living — Being who you were — Mature democracy, zzzzz … — Welcome to America! — Mrs Kerry's work ethic — A is just as good as straight — Vote for Utopia
9/30/04	Intro — Truth breaks through — The U.N.'s Chief Thief warns … — … the nuke watchdog bares his teeth … — … and the U.N. warns some more — Southern Africa sinks — Time courts Bush's base — Spanish is the patronizing tongue — Kerry defies Dante — Let no-one familiar with geometry enter — El-Jo in Taiwan — The pop star's wedding — Signoff: A great voice
8/26/04	Intro — TSA profiles Ted — Educating al Qaeda — V.P. Edwards: the silver lining — An award for John Kerry — Al Gore burns gas — Shiite priorities — What's John Kerry's secret? — Fighting crickets — Olympics: the main event — Don't upset the Euroweenies! —
7/22/04	Intro — Funeral enslabment — El-Jo's fears — Martha and the Fed Fellas — Rapping with the Derb — Newsday caught with its pants down — Clintonian calculations — Profiles in senatorial courage
7/14/04	Intro — Kids are unbeatable — Ceauşescu justice — I didn't fail: you failed me — Oil for food — Marlon Brando RIP — Notes mixed up — Frontiers of science — A humanitarian mission — Disinformation on Kerry's choice — First impressions of John Edwards — Gotta do what you gotta do — Fickle finger of despotism
6/25/04	Intro — Anxious? Depressed? Government will help — PEWSLAGO — Saddam, Osama, just good friends — UKIP's triumph — Domino Theory, Middle East version — Brought to … justice? — A toast to a sporting old WASP — A plea for gravitas — Cue Martha and the Vandellas — Free at last! — Nobody ever expects …
6/9/04	Intro — Political lexicography — O.J. finds the real killer — A new movie genre: Enviro-Horror — Remembering WW2 — Of the people, by the people, for the people — A fearless hero speaks — Some dogs go hungry … — … while others eat their fill
5/27/04	Intro — Be nice, fly free — Fathoming Chalabi — Blue roses from a red state — The case for divorce — Obeying the law is for suckers — Fruit punch

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